Wimmen! Grrrrrrrrr.......

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:42 pm

Clipper wrote: The Missus decided that today we (meaning ME) should trailer up our filly and take her to a friend's farm about 2 miles down the road. This is necessary in order to wean the little one from her Momma so the Missus can continue training Momma without interference and caterwalling from the filly when she's not in the same pasture as Momma.

Sounds easy enuff don't it? NOT!! Wasted nearly an hour and a half trying to get that cussed little gal into the stock trailer. She wasn't buying and it didn't matter how many sugar cubes I offered her. And to make matters werse she even tried to re-locate mah favorite body parts with a near perfect kick!

I ended up walking her the 2 miles to her temporary digs.Now that she's running around with 3 other hammerheads the same age as she is she's happier than a dope dealer finding a 18 wheeler fulla dope with the keys in the ignition.

I'm headed fer the jakuzzi with a fresh bottle of JBBL to nurse mahself back to respectable shape.......

Ahhhhh....the joys of farm life and a beloved wife.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:53 pm

:wah: Smart females, had you hopping for awhile!

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:59 pm

Dang Clipper your suppose to stay clear of them Hoofs.....!! I don't care about the size of the horse they will kick you into the next zip code..

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 3:16 pm

Gotta love those fillies!!

If there's a "next time" Clipper here's what ya do: Start filly out YOUNG

learning trailer loading. Load momma first, filly will follow.

If not, and you have access to a "ramp" trailer instead of a step in,

it sometimes works to BACK the filly in and turn her around inside.

Or, blindfold filly. OR, if you have two people, use the ol' rope around

the hindquarters and pull her in.

Sorry 'bout your favorite parts!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 3:36 am

Wimmen! Grrrrrrrrr.......

I hear ya bro !

On the flip side.....what if they werent there ?

Double Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:19 am

I heard grasshoppers make good bait when you go fishing!!

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:26 am

Far Rider wrote: Thats why I never went skinny dippin!;)

Well why not. It's a fact that your grasshopper will shrivel up, so the fishies wouldn't be able to find it. :wah:

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:44 am

Since apparently both horse and human females know exactly where to kick a man to really incapacitate him, I'm guessing that it is some kind of genetic instinct at work here.

Let's call it the "groin-gouging" gene:rolleyes:

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:04 am

:wah: :wah: you may be on to something there.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:18 am

how do you think i got through ground fighting at the academy? heh heh