Tlw - Page 19

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:25 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: Wolvie baby....not Dorkville........never!

*Basco reaches over and strokes wolvies beautiful hair* :-4

TLW!

*giggling like the village idiot*

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:28 pm

Wolverine wrote: *giggling like the village idiot*
*Basco looks at Wolvie with her green eyes and bats her eyelashes*

I luv your lil giggle big boy!

TLW!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:30 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: *Basco looks at Wolvie with her green eyes and bats her eyelashes*

I luv your lil giggle big boy!

TLW!
*faints dead away*

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:32 pm

Wolverine wrote: *faints dead away*
*Basco starts CPR*

TLW!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:37 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: *Basco starts CPR*

TLW!
*thinking to self, "This couldn't have worked any better!"*

Grabs Basco and lays the deepest, most passionate, slobberiest kiss she's ever gotten.

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:42 pm

Wolverine wrote: *thinking to self, "This couldn't have worked any better!"*

Grabs Basco and lays the deepest, most passionate, slobberiest kiss she's ever gotten.

*WooHoo, ...and doesn't fight it fer a minute!* :-4

Ok now....back to the game thread.........

TLW!*I think?*

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:43 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: *WooHoo, ...and doesn't fight it fer a minute!* :-4

Ok now....back to the game thread.........

TLW!*I think?*
yep. you win.

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:45 pm

Wolverine wrote: yep. you win.
and the prize is? TLW?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:49 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: and the prize is? TLW?
i... er... well... uhmmm.... never had a gal ask for a prize b4

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:04 pm

Wolverine wrote: i... er... well... uhmmm.... never had a gal ask for a prize b4
wrapped in a red bow would be a nice prize! :sneaky:

TLW!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:17 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: wrapped in a red bow would be a nice prize! :sneaky:

TLW!
*Thud!!*

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:42 am

* theia rushes in and grabs little TLW and quickly puts her hands over his little ears. She carries him off muttering words like "disgraceful" and "shame" and "whatever next"... *

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:40 am

Wow theia.....you've had the last word for a long time.........

But it's MINE now! TLW

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:42 am

Yes, Lil, it was a long time, wasn't it?

:sneaky:

TLW

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:24 am

Yes, but I see it as my duty, JAB...when everyone else ignores poor little tlw, I'm there for him when it matters

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:26 am

Sorry JAB :-5

I completely missed the point and I deleted my post whilst you were responding to it :-5

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:42 am

Some mad ForumGardeners - I've heard

Take this thread to lengths quite absurd

They'll leave sleep or beer

Just to creep back in here

Like addicts, to have the last word!

cars · Post by **cars** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:43 pm

Hi all, just got back from the BEACH about 1/2 hr ago. Wow was it hot!! "90" degrees in the shade, but there was a slight breeze to make it comfortably pleasant!

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:26 pm

cars wrote: Hi all, just got back from the BEACH about 1/2 hr ago. Wow was it hot!! "90" degrees in the shade, but there was a slight breeze to make it comfortably pleasant!

May the sand fleas encroach your swimming trunks....that's if'n you were wearing any! :p *Cold up North with lake effect snow on the way*

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:33 pm

Does everyone realize that this thread cannot end until the forum is closed down, and when it is, only the last person to post will ever know who won?:wah:

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:37 pm

Jives wrote: Does everyone realize that this thread cannot end until the forum is closed down, and when it is, only the last person to post will ever know who won?:wah:
Really? Who would of thunk it..........

Ahhhh...just a nice way to chat with nice folks like you Jives!

Oh yeah......TLW!

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:38 pm

Lil~Basco wrote:

Ahhhh...just a nice way to chat with nice folks like you Jives!

Oh yeah......TLW!

LOL. Awww...that's nice of you. (Jives blushes.)

Oh yeah......TLW!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:50 pm

Jives wrote: Does everyone realize that this thread cannot end until the forum is closed down, and when it is, only the last person to post will ever know who won?:wah:

Now cars, Lil~Basco and Theia

Who've set up a campsite in heia

Better run for their lives

As Philosopher Jives

Provokes existentialist feia

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:58 pm

A feisty young woman called JAB

Thought having the last word was fab

But Pam was the winner

And had her for dinner

Poor JAB became barbied kebab

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:31 pm

AussiePam wrote: A feisty young woman called JAB

Thought having the last word was fab

But Pam was the winner

And had her for dinner

Poor JAB became barbied kebab

LMAO!! I'll hold TLW fer ya Jab!

hehe

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:57 pm

Two onto one's a bit shitty

But you're still gonna fail. So tough titty!!!

At the last posting snatch

You gals just met your match

'Bugger off' is the theme of this ditty

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:26 pm

There once was an Aussie named Pam,

who was quite good at the quick-witted slam,

But Jives trumped her card,

and she took it hard,

So now poor Pam's on the lam!:D

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:42 pm

AussiePam wrote: Two onto one's a bit shitty

But you're still gonna fail. So tough titty!!!

At the last posting snatch

You gals just met your match

'Bugger off' is the theme of this ditty

hehehehehe

Aussie Pam, don't get in a snit

Whilst writing each hilarious 'en dit'

TLW's mine

And being looked after fine

And we don't need your help - not a bit! :p

:wah:

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:45 pm

koochikoo wrote: This thread is becoming absurd

Are only poets now preferred?

I'll tell ya what, honey

You'll get a run for ya money

Coz I can rhyme, too -The Last Word!:D

Now don't bring your fancy ways here

I thought I'd made this very clear

TLW's still mine

And still looked after fine

Now go on over to Bothwells for beer! :wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:55 pm

Jives wrote: There once was an Aussie named Pam,

who was quite good a the quick-witted slam,

But Jives trumped her card,

and she took it hard,

So now poor Pam's on the lam!:D

Ah Jives - Pam replies with a snigger

You're a very brave man, Sport, I figure

To give that kinda sass

To this bold aussie lass

Your mouth may be big. My gun's bigger!!!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:02 pm

To Rapunzel and sweet Koookikooo

I gotta take five, and shoot through

So have fun - for a while

I'll be back (scary smile!!)

And then you'll all be in deeeep poo !!

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:19 pm

koochikoo wrote: You'd better quit while you're ahead

And listen to what I just said

TLW's mine

And he's being looked after fine

YOU go to Bothwells' instead!

Now look here, my dear, sweet child

Like your Tazzy, I'm gettin' wild

Leave TLW with me

Cos he's happy you see

So don't mess with me when I'm riled! :p

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:19 pm

there once was an Aussie named Pam, gamely with penguins she swam....she hangs out in the pub, but AH! there's the rub!...to the outback she wandered, her talent was squandered, as the sun:-6 baked away all her glam! .....(OK OK, it's not iambic pentameter) :p

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:22 pm

koochikoo wrote: Excuse me, I don't wanna trouble you

But I'd like to take back TLW

I don't want to get aggressive

But I can be quite possessive

HAha! Now it's mine again! Adieu...

Auf Wiedersehen, Adieu and Goodbye

Don't take TLW, don't try

He's mine for the night

And if you pick a fight

I'm sorry, but I'll just make you cry!

cars · Post by **cars** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:32 pm

You know Rapunzel, I kind of like that "Imaginary Wealth" wall paper! :rolleyes:

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:32 pm

AussiePam wrote: To Rapunzel and sweet Koookikooo

I gotta take five, and shoot through

So have fun - for a while

I'll be back (scary smile!!)

And then you'll all be in deeeep poo !!

AussiePam , take five and have fun

Your time with TLW is done

He's coming home with me

For a sleepover, you see

So toodle-pip, cheerio and bye hun!

:p :wah:

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:33 pm

cars wrote: You know Rapunzel, I kind of like that "Imaginary Wealth" wall paper! :rolleyes:

Thanks cars! It just makes me chuckle every time I see it!

(Probably cos it's the nearest I'll ever get to winning the lottery! hehe)

cars · Post by **cars** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:34 pm

Wow, I got overposted before I even got up there! :wah:

cars · Post by **cars** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:35 pm

Rapunzel wrote: Thanks cars! It just makes me chuckle every time I see it!

(Probably cos it's the nearest I'll ever get to winning the lottery! hehe)

You & me both, but I keep buying those darn tickets anyway, you never know, you know!

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:40 pm

koochikoo wrote: Now them's fighting words I assume

I must ask you to get on your broom

Coz you've made a blunder

He's staying here down under

I'll thank you to now leave the room

Fighting words, but I meant them in fun

I don't want to upset anyone

TLW's yours now, but I fear

He's got chronic and constant diarrhoea

And you're on Cleanup Patrol! Night hun!

:p :wah: :yh_rotfl

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:44 pm

koochikoo wrote: Excuse me, I don't wanna trouble you

But I'd like to take back TLW

I don't want to get aggressive

But I can be quite possessive

HAha! Now it's mine again! Adieu...

LOL! Rhyming "W" with "trouble you"...brilliant!

:D