Another clean one, (although it IS a groaner)
Another clean one, (although it IS a groaner)
These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to"persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
Another clean one, (although it IS a groaner)
Ha LOL I like it.
A pirate walks into a bar and it appears that he has a steering wheel to a ship in front of his trousers. In fact,like he's got his dick stuck in the centre of it.The bar tender says"hey pirate!you've got your dick stuck in a steering wheel! " the pirate says, "arrrr, I know: drives me nut!!! :wah: :wah: :wah:
A pirate walks into a bar and it appears that he has a steering wheel to a ship in front of his trousers. In fact,like he's got his dick stuck in the centre of it.The bar tender says"hey pirate!you've got your dick stuck in a steering wheel! " the pirate says, "arrrr, I know: drives me nut!!! :wah: :wah: :wah:
Another clean one, (although it IS a groaner)
Oh dear God save me.:-5