Public Service Announcement...

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:32 pm

Are your panties in a bunch! Are they twisted and need to be straightened?

Follow these easy steps to a happier, healthier life.

1. Using your dominate hand, reach back and slide index finger under edge of your undergarment.

2. Pull undergarments out and away from your body. This should cause your undergarments to straighten out and lay smooth.

I hope these instructions have helped you with your bunching and twisting. And maybe now we can all post and get along.

That ends this PSA.

Post by **spot** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:44 pm

spot pages Sheryl's minders and takes out a clean straitjacket from the linen cupboard

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:09 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Sheryl, help! I've got my underwear wedged so far up my butt, I cant even find them.

Hurry go to kitchen and find a fork and dig!

Wash fork before eating thought.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:10 pm

spot wrote: spot pages Sheryl's minders and takes out a clean straitjacket from the linen cupboard

is it for me?

Post by **spot** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:17 pm

Sheryl wrote: is it for me?

There there Sheryl, you take a rest for a while and maybe you'll feel Happy in the morning.