Announcing my launch of the Anti-Printer Campaign.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:25 pm

Clancy is in heat muka muka poo...he has "intentions" Dont fall for his printer ploy !:rolleyes:

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:28 pm

I think my printer suffers from Manic Depression, it works fine for quite a long time, and then has an "Episode"! A little light comes on(for no reason). I call it the"Can't be arsed" light, ink's ok, paper's ok! It just can't be arsed to print anything! I'd sling it, but then I'd feel guilty, as it's obviously sick! I might have to have it sectioned.......

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:34 pm

Pinky wrote: We know...it just saves us having to chat him up first, haha!

LMAOROFL!!!!!:wah: PINKY , YOU ARE A SMART LITTLE GIRL, YOU KNOW THAT?

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:38 pm

my printer will print forty five papers off perfect........zip zip, and then all of a sudden go into turtle mode. i can go take a bubble bath , and if i am lucky, it will just be finishing with the last word. the printer has a name. which i will not repeat in public.................:p

i read where a gun will fix it..........can i borrow one? zinky, how much you charge for house calls?

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:41 pm

Pinky wrote: Well, it saves all that leaning over to show off the cleavage and batting of eyelashes...straight to the goodies, no messing!

I know I should've been a guy!

wait a minute! wait a minute! you mean you are supposed to show the cleavage and batt the eyelashes? i just thought you just say, hey! wanna ----? and go from there............................

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:47 pm

actually pinky, i am the typical dense blonde, you can do flips around me and i wont get the innuendo. you have to spell it out for me.