Hello Everyone

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:41 am

helefra wrote: I just thought I would let you all know in advance in case you are wondering where I am. I will be away from FG from Friday but hopefully back on Sunday evening or may be Monday afternoon, depending on what time I get back on Sunday.

Anyway, here's a few jokes that some of you may have heard before, to keep you going for a brief while.

Q: What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q: What's a mixed feeling?

A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q: What's the definition of macho?

A: Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q: Why is divorce so expensive?

A: Because it's worth it!

Q: What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

A: They both like a tight seal.

Q: What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?

A: About three inches.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?

A: The grip.

Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

A: It's not hard.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: 45 pounds.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: 45 minutes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A: The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch!

great jokes i'm glad your going star gate starts tonight and i was worried some how you would ruin it for me have a safe trip carter :wah: :wah:

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:12 am

Hfra

Have fun while you are away from us

We'll be here with open arms when you return :-6

ACCADUE · Post by **ACCADUE** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:41 am

I liked very much these jokes, even if I did not understand all of them..

Again, please

Thanks