Time for a reality check, shall we?
I smile at you and invite you in. I tell you to sit down on the couch and offer you a drink. You're clean shaven Rarely and I think of kissing you right there and then . You sense what I'm thinking and smile, you grab my wrist and pull me closer to you. Nope, I was thinking of a cold Newcastle, but go on.
I stand before you in my white long cotton sun dress, the sun shining through the open door streams through the dress and offers nothing to the imagination. You run your fingers up and down my arms and the sensation of this makes me tingle all over. you pull me forcefully onto you and I have no where to go except to staddle your lap. You take my head between your hands and kiss me passionately. My body relaxes and I release a sensual sigh. I draw away from your lips and study the line of your face and neck. You mean my double chin?, Girl you need glasses. i kiss your neck becoming more and more passionate with each touch, I roll my tongue to your earlobe and you shiver and throw your head back. And throw my back out! A move like that would cause me to use my cane for two weeks. I move like a sloth. Smell like one too. you unbutton the front of my dress until you have a full veiw of my breasts and you touch me and I can feel your hardness beneath me. Get back on my lap. You're sitting on the arm of the chair again.Your lips go towards my breasts and I shudder with exctacy as you kiss and roam your open mouth over them. your strong hands ? Huh? My six year old is stronger than me! are roaming my naked back as you seem absorbed by my body . My breathing becomes rapid and my whole being wants you . I pull away from you and push you down into a lying position on the couch. I remove your pants and see for the first time your large erect hardness. Did I mention you need glasses? Big thick Coke bottle glasses. I want it badly but I tease you i run my tongue up and down your inner thighs and stop just as I come to your red swollen balls I've been meaning to get to the Doctor for that.i repeat this over and over again until you shudder with anticipation. And reach for my nitro.you're trembling From the palpitations.so i dont' wait any longer I take your balls in my open mouth wetting, moistening you with my saliva. I wrap my lips and tongue around you and stoke you with my mouth then your hard erect goes tentavely into my mouth and deeper so as to engulf all of you. you let out a little gasp and begin to thrust you hips forward wanting deeper and deeper and I well oblige.
Now either call the coroner or hide the body. Good job, Mags. Now you can explain to the boss why I'm not in tomorrow. "Oh!" she says, " He left for a pack of smokes and I haven't seen him since!"
That was hillarious!! You are too funny....:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl thank you for that!!
NotToday;605080 wrote: no one ever told me who the hottie is in the pic up there....
NT, I don't know is why I didn't answer, but I copied the picture to my computer and it gave me the name Gabriel...so then I went to photobucket and found this.....
