Some thoughts on weight and diets

[chocoholic]

ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

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1.. You walka pasta da bakery.

2.. You walka pasta da candy store.

3.. You walka pasta da Ice-a Cream shop.

4... You walka pasta da table and-a da fridge.

You will lose weight!



CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?

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For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.

It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.



1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English or Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English or Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than English or Americans

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English or Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like --- Speaking English is apparently what kills you.



My New Workout Routine

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The doctor told me "Physical exercise is good for you." I know that I should do it, but my body is out of shape, so I have worked out this easy daily program I can do right at work:

MONDAY

Beat around the bush.

Jump to conclusions.

Climb the walls.

Wade through paperwork



TUESDAY

Drag my heels.

Push my luck.

Make mountains out of mole hills.

Hit the nail on the head.



WEDNESDAY

Bend over backwards.

Jump on the band wagon.

Balance the books.

Run around in circles.



THURSDAY

Toot my own horn.

Climb the ladder of success.

Pull out the stops.

Add fuel to the fire.



FRIDAY

Open a can of worms.

Put my foot in my mouth.

Start the ball rolling.

Go over the edge.



SATURDAY

Pick up the pieces and get out of town



Whew!

What a workout!

You are invited to use my program without charge!

(author unknown)



How to correctly weigh yourself....

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I can't believe I was doing it wrong all these years.

[DelicateDominatrix]

Lol love the post lol

[el guapo]

cool

[booradley]

love it:wah:

*goes off to learn Italian*

[AussiePam]

Eat and drink what you like --- Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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Ça va sans dire!!!!!

:sneaky:

[Indian Princess]

Love it.