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Imladris
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2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Because there is a muscle that links our eyes to our jaw, surely you have noticed by now that when our eyes are open our mouths are too:D



7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?



Think bodysnatchers and all those zombie films



11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

I thought that was just me:wah:



32. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?



I'm trying right now!!!!
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She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy





Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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22. What do you call a male ladybug?

A ladbug. ofcourse.
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