Pull Over Wendy!

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:20 pm

You are receiving tickets for violating several laws!

1. Your vehicle is carrying over the maximum number of occupants

2. Looks like your speeding there young lady!

and 3. Arms and other bodily extensions should be kept inside of the vehicle at all times!

:wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:17 pm

Sheryl;749091 wrote: You are receiving tickets for violating several laws!

1. Your vehicle is carrying over the maximum number of occupants

2. Looks like your speeding there young lady!

and 3. Arms and other bodily extensions should be kept inside of the vehicle at all times!

:wah:

Okay Officer Sheryl!!:yh_pig

My monkeys are all wearing seat-belts

My monkeys are all under the weight limit allowance for vehicles driven through the garden

I was going 5 miles over the speed limit....you let others go for more than that.....I saw Kathy Ellen go through in her pretty little red car MUCH faster.....

My monkeys were waving at you and wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, don't you see happy monkeys when you see them????

:D

Plus....we were just going BACK to the jungle for some tree swingin fun....don't see why you have to be a buzz kill Occifer....

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:19 pm

Uh huh sure! I don't see no seat belts on those one in the back! And why is there bugs stuck in your teeth if you weren't going so fast?? :wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:22 pm

Sheryl;749154 wrote: Uh huh sure! I don't see no seat belts on those one in the back! And why is there bugs stuck in your teeth if you weren't going so fast?? :wah:

that one in the back is too fat to get that seatbelt around him, why were head for the trees....he needs some exercise....he's a little sensitive about it, so ummm, could you keep your voice down please???

And ummm, the bugs were just visiting my teeth, I do that from time to time, let bugs crawl around my mouth, unfortunately sometimes they die....its really a shame when that happens!:wah:

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:24 pm

And you call me a sicko! :-2

:wah::wah::wah::wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:25 pm

Sheryl;749161 wrote: And you call me a sicko! :-2

NO I don't I call you other names, but not a sicko!--your husband is the sicko!!:wah::wah:

firebird · Post by **firebird** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:27 pm

Wendy, you haven't even got to know me yet!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:31 pm

firebird;749164 wrote: Wendy, you haven't even got to know me yet!

I will look up words in the dictionary if need be MISTER!!!.....let me see...where did I put it???:-3

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:52 pm

Love it WonderWendy3.. :wah::wah:

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:59 pm

WonderWendy3;749153 wrote: Okay Officer Sheryl!!:yh_pig

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I just now noticed the pig..ohhh boy your inoink trouoinkble nooinkw!

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:10 pm

Sorry Officer Sheryl, but can I just put my two cents into this problem here.

My name is Ms. Kathy Ellen and I am Ms. Wendy's sometime's dentist, doctor, friend ..eeemmmmm....you know what I mean...an all around kind of friendly, helping person to Wendy....((((((There, that's the ticket...:-6 Yea, this will work:-6))))

The poor monkeys in the back of the truck should have been strapped in, but you know what...?????? What can you do with a fat monkey if the seatbelts are too small??? Wendy searched for months to find designer seat belts for large monkeys to no avail. You know Wendy...she has to have the best for her darlings:-4 And look at what Wendy has done to herself Office Sheryl.. She justs drives along and sucks up all the unwanted insects flyin into the car and lets the tasty ones filter by for the enjoyment of the monkeys......Now, what's wrong with that I ask???

Geeze, this is the 21st century, let the monkeys be free to feel the wind in their hair...what's wrong with that?

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:14 pm

:wah::wah: that's hilarious Kathy!

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:20 pm

Does it work Officer Sheryl:-4 Are ya givin my client Wendy a ticket:-5

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:34 pm

I'll let her off this time! But next time it's the slammer!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:47 pm

Kathy, you are a :yh_star

:yh_clap:yh_clap

:yh_worshp:yh_worshp:yh_worshp