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littlemissgiggle
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Following on from Pheasy's star sign thread,
who shares in being a sea and land loving crab?
:D
who shares in being a sea and land loving crab?
:D
Cancerian
This says you would sell your relatives limbs :wah::wah:
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_280.htm
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I've been a crab all my life. :-6
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You're all water signs...
I mean this is ridiculous. YOu can't be more waterbaby than moi, who is part mermaid after all - and I land an earth sign. The best party is with the airheads in Aquarius.. hey how come the water carrier is an air sign. That's silly.
I mean this is ridiculous. YOu can't be more waterbaby than moi, who is part mermaid after all - and I land an earth sign. The best party is with the airheads in Aquarius.. hey how come the water carrier is an air sign. That's silly.
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Cancerian
AussiePam;759587 wrote: You're all water signs...
I mean this is ridiculous. YOu can't be more waterbaby than moi, who is part mermaid after all - and I land an earth sign. The best party is with the airheads in Aquarius.. hey how come the water carrier is an air sign. That's silly.Oi I heard that......ere Pam you coming over on Monday to celebrate me birthday....its ok Fuz will pay!!!!:D;)
I mean this is ridiculous. YOu can't be more waterbaby than moi, who is part mermaid after all - and I land an earth sign. The best party is with the airheads in Aquarius.. hey how come the water carrier is an air sign. That's silly.Oi I heard that......ere Pam you coming over on Monday to celebrate me birthday....its ok Fuz will pay!!!!:D;)
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
Cancerian
I'm just packing, Carolly. Actually the Brit High Commission has my passport at the moment, for renewal poiposes*, but I guess I can still travel on an Aussie one. Put the champers on ice, please. I'll bring the pavlova with 29 candles, and a few pots of vegemite (to keep up our strength).
*Any rumour that I have been banned from strutting my stuff in the karaoke bars of Great Britain is reasonably untrue. And any rumour that I have an assignation with the late Princess of Wales' trusty butler is just completely ludicrous.
*Any rumour that I have been banned from strutting my stuff in the karaoke bars of Great Britain is reasonably untrue. And any rumour that I have an assignation with the late Princess of Wales' trusty butler is just completely ludicrous.
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Cancerian
AussiePam;759591 wrote: I'm just packing, Carolly. Actually the Brit High Commission has my passport at the moment, for renewal poiposes*, but I guess I can still travel on an Aussie one. Put the champers on ice, please. I'll bring the pavlova with 29 candles, and a few pots of vegemite (to keep up our strength).
*Any rumour that I have been banned from strutting my stuff in the karaoke bars of Great Britain is reasonably untrue. And any rumour that I have an assignation with the late Princess of Wales' trusty butler is just completely ludicrous.Yer right I believe you..............NOT:rolleyes:Ere missed you on foc..........you been out tarting again Mrs??:rolleyes::wah:;)
*Any rumour that I have been banned from strutting my stuff in the karaoke bars of Great Britain is reasonably untrue. And any rumour that I have an assignation with the late Princess of Wales' trusty butler is just completely ludicrous.Yer right I believe you..............NOT:rolleyes:Ere missed you on foc..........you been out tarting again Mrs??:rolleyes::wah:;)
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
Cancerian
Actually I've been down the seaside indulging in some serious surfing !!!
But I prostrate myself before your Queenliness, and forsooth shalleth betake me to FOC instantly.
But I prostrate myself before your Queenliness, and forsooth shalleth betake me to FOC instantly.
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Cancerian
oh, I LOVE cancers! :-4
I was blessed by giving birth to one!
:-4
I was blessed by giving birth to one!
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littlemissgiggle
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yay I am not alone :wah:
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littlemissgiggle
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the Watery Cancer Character
Cancer THE CRAB is the sign of the protector, the parent
Emotions are a very important part in the life of a Cancerian. Although naturally defensive and very afraid of being hurt, they put their hearts and soul in to relationships and are faithful, loving and loyal partners.
The bright side
At best Cancerians are sensitive, kind and sympathetic, with an absolute urge to nurture and protect people around them. This is most apparent with home and family. So lies the soft side of Cancer, but there is a hard side too, they can be very enterprising, shrewd, and self-assured.
When all is in tune Cancerians are intuitive, imaginative and resourceful, knowing instinctively when to reach others and when to withdraw into their protective shell.
Kind, sensitive, sympathetic, imaginative, maternal/paternal, solicitous, protective, cautious, patriotic, tenacious, shrewd, thrifty, resourceful, a good homemaker.
The dark side
Cancer has a deep inferiority complex, any hurt (both real and imagined), is brooded upon at length. Cancerians tend to look back at, and hold on to things from the past, they can be very possessive. They are inherently conservative in their outlook, but this does not get in the way of initiating change where they deem necessary.
over emotional, hypersensitive, moody, devious, changeable, self-pitying, unforgiving, unstable, gullible, untidy.
Ailments
Gastric disorders, heartburn, indigestion, obesity, ulcers.
Beneficial foods
Watercress and milk.
You are most compatible with
Cancer - a dreamy affair.
Taurus - a cosy atmosphere.
Virgo - stimulating company.
Scorpio - paradise with sparks!
Absolutely no chance!
Pisces - highly charged.
Sagittarius - troublesome.
Scorpio - sparks!
Libra - heavy going.
Gemini - at odds.
Aries - a poor match.
Your opposite sign
is Capricorn

Cancer THE CRAB is the sign of the protector, the parent
Emotions are a very important part in the life of a Cancerian. Although naturally defensive and very afraid of being hurt, they put their hearts and soul in to relationships and are faithful, loving and loyal partners.
The bright side
At best Cancerians are sensitive, kind and sympathetic, with an absolute urge to nurture and protect people around them. This is most apparent with home and family. So lies the soft side of Cancer, but there is a hard side too, they can be very enterprising, shrewd, and self-assured.
When all is in tune Cancerians are intuitive, imaginative and resourceful, knowing instinctively when to reach others and when to withdraw into their protective shell.
Kind, sensitive, sympathetic, imaginative, maternal/paternal, solicitous, protective, cautious, patriotic, tenacious, shrewd, thrifty, resourceful, a good homemaker.
The dark side
Cancer has a deep inferiority complex, any hurt (both real and imagined), is brooded upon at length. Cancerians tend to look back at, and hold on to things from the past, they can be very possessive. They are inherently conservative in their outlook, but this does not get in the way of initiating change where they deem necessary.
over emotional, hypersensitive, moody, devious, changeable, self-pitying, unforgiving, unstable, gullible, untidy.
Ailments
Gastric disorders, heartburn, indigestion, obesity, ulcers.
Beneficial foods
Watercress and milk.
You are most compatible with
Cancer - a dreamy affair.
Taurus - a cosy atmosphere.
Virgo - stimulating company.
Scorpio - paradise with sparks!
Absolutely no chance!
Pisces - highly charged.
Sagittarius - troublesome.
Scorpio - sparks!
Libra - heavy going.
Gemini - at odds.
Aries - a poor match.
Your opposite sign
is Capricorn
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littlemissgiggle
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what dates are your birthdays,
mine is the 15th
do i share my day with anyone on here
mine is the 15th
do i share my day with anyone on here
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June 21. Me & Prince William (and both Aston Villa supporters
)
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN PUN
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littlemissgiggle
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Uncle Kram;762532 wrote: June 21. Me & Prince William (and both Aston Villa supporters
)
:wah: wow you royal bugger you
:wah: wow you royal bugger you