the ask clodhopper anything thread

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:07 am

I'm BAAAACK! mwahahahahaha!

A potato:I'm white when peeled, have been known to get mashed - sometimes 'til I'm well and truly boiled; I roast when it's hot and I'm lightly oiled (phwoooar. Down girls) but I don't chip well.

Hmm. Could mean I'm a Maris Piper.

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:26 am

Anyone with GI as part of their name is definitely het. So het they make ruler look slightly curvy and they won't have sex with women 'cos they remind them a little of men. Hetter than a het thing being het in a het way hetly (with thanks to Ben Elton)

Bloody Pooftah.

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:39 am

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:47 am

Clodhopper;822081 wrote: Anyone with GI as part of their name is definitely het. So het they make ruler look slightly curvy and they won't have sex with women 'cos they remind them a little of men. Hetter than a het thing being het in a het way hetly (with thanks to Ben Elton)

Bloody Pooftah.
If I had any idea what this said I might be offended (but I doubt it) So instead I will just remain my perpetually confused self.:wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:48 am

jimbo;822016 wrote: very good answer buddy :wah::wah:

do you think yzgi is gay :wah::wah:
Why do you ask? Are you looking for a date? :wah:

I hear Darren wants to go to the cinema.:wah:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:48 am

I have a question. Give us some info on how and why you choose the name Clodhopper!:):wah:

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:10 pm

Clod,

Do you think that you have a better sense of humor than Jimbo, or is he just a wackadoodle:-6

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:44 pm

mmm. Nice cottage pie for supper.

Hope: It's an old slang word for feet. Somebody commented on my intro page how they remembered their mum or someone telling them to get their clodhoppers off the furniture. Implication of big and clumsy and probably covered in mud.

Clod = lump of earth. Your feet are what you use to hop from clod to clod.

Also, I must admit, there is an implication of jumping up and down on idiots....

since clod in english can also mean stupid insensitive person. Makes me giggle when people shorten it - in the friendliest possible way - to Clod on message boards!:wah::wah:

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:47 pm

Kathy: I have no idea what a wackadoodle is, but Jimbo is definitely one. Or possibly several.

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:55 pm

Clodhopper;822172 wrote: mmm. Nice cottage pie for supper.

Hope: It's an old slang word for feet. Somebody commented on my intro page how they remembered their mum or someone telling them to get their clodhoppers off the furniture. Implication of big and clumsy and probably covered in mud.

Clod = lump of earth. Your feet are what you use to hop from clod to clod.

Also, I must admit, there is an implication of jumping up and down on idiots....

since clod in english can also mean stupid insensitive person. Makes me giggle when people shorten it - in the friendliest possible way - to Clod on message boards!:wah::wah:

I heard the name clodhopper from my Irish grandfather. Wackadoodle is a wild, wacky and sweet person...just like our Jimbo and Yzgi are:-4

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:16 pm

Jimbo: Never been into footie! Grew up in a rugby and cricket family (Dad played cricket for Surrey, Mum for Leicester Ladies and cousins of mine played rugby for Ballymena and once or twice for Ireland) - I suppose I could have supported Kettering Town or Leicester City, but well, would you?

Been a Tigers supporter since I was knee high, but it's not an obsession. Will go to see them play Ospreys at Twickenham in a week or two in the Anglo-Welsh Cup Final, but since Ospreys are 13/15ths of the Welsh national team and they are rather good, we are liable to get spanked. Will go anyway. The atmosphere will be great and we're likely to see a dazzling game. At present it's worth the admission fee just to see Shane Williams, who's probably the best winger in the world at the moment.

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:18 pm

hey buddy it looks like you will be the one going to see a film with michael jacksons biggest fan

(there is a swooshing noise as the point zooms past Clodhopper) :-3

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:40 pm

So, CH (may I call you that?), what inspires you to wrote poetry?

How did you find us here at the Forum Garden?

What kind of music do you prefer?

What color are your eyes?

What is your favorite season?

Okay, Jimbo, I think you've started something. :wah:

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:42 pm

What do you like best about FG?

What do you like least about FG?

You married?

Have kids?

Have pets?

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:47 pm

Clodhopper;822172 wrote: mmm. Nice cottage pie for supper.

Hope: It's an old slang word for feet. Somebody commented on my intro page how they remembered their mum or someone telling them to get their clodhoppers off the furniture. Implication of big and clumsy and probably covered in mud.

Clod = lump of earth. Your feet are what you use to hop from clod to clod.

Also, I must admit, there is an implication of jumping up and down on idiots....

since clod in english can also mean stupid insensitive person. Makes me giggle when people shorten it - in the friendliest possible way - to Clod on message boards!:wah:

actually that's what i thought, living on a farm myself and having done my share of jumping around on clods, that's the image that came to mind when i saw your name. but i've never jumped on any idiots, YET!:wah::wah:

it's a great name though.

i'm kinda new here myself, i've been on here a little over a month, so from one newbie to another let me say welcome, i hope you're enjoying this place as much as i am.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:51 am

Clodhopper (great name btw), just a hint of Blackadderism I picked up on - are you a fan?

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:28 am

Great minds oh Fuzzy one, or is it fools seldom differring!!!???

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:30 am

What do you like best about FG?

All the mad and lovely people on here. :-4

What do you like least about FG?

Computers. Took me ages to realise you have to log out twice to log out!:o

You married?

Divorced. Loved not wisely, but too well.

Have kids?

No.

Have pets?

No. Am trying to make garden a wildlife haven, so cats are out of the question. Hunt the local ones with a water pistol! :)Won't have a big dog in London and don't care for yappy small dogs.

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:50 am

along-for-the-ride;822265 wrote: So, CH (may I call you that?), what inspires you to wrote poetry?

How did you find us here at the Forum Garden?

What kind of music do you prefer?

What color are your eyes?

What is your favorite season?

Okay, Jimbo, I think you've started something. :wah:

CH is fine. Clod is fine. CHopper makes me feel like a cross between a bicycle, an axe-wielding maniac and a male member!:wah: (sorry C&B! It's no big deal)

Poetry comes and goes in waves. When I'm full blast it's one or more a day, but it can be ten years between poems. It's been about four since the last one. Often triggered by serious emotional stress. Attempt to convey the truth of something through words - not just the straightforward meaning, but also their emotional meaning and the way these things can be enhanced by the relationships between words stacked together using rhythm, alliteration, onomatopoeia and rhyme.

Typed "discussion forum" into Google and this was the first that came up.

There's little music that I don't like when the mood takes me, though much Country and Western leaves me cold - Oh, and crap rap bling bollox. Pink Floyd, Genesis, Kate Bush, Eurthymics, Stevie Ray Vaughn and Air are currently most listened to.

Blue/grey.

late spring/early summer. Yaay! Walkies!

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:55 am

Imladirs: Yes, loved blackadder, but haven't got any on disc or tape. Know the phrase that made you cotton onto it though.

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Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:45 am

Don't really know QOTSA, but thoroughly enjoyed the track you linked to. Death and the maiden is a powerful artistic combo.

Chuckle. I must be getting old! I recognise the band names you mention, but little else about them - would struggle to name a track from any of them. Really like Prodigy's Always outnumbered, never outgunned album, so perhaps there's some hope for me. :p

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:05 am

jimbo;823600 wrote: i really like prodigy and chemical brothers even though i'm an old fart

i dont know if you have met dubs and pinky yet

now what would i give to get my hands on his cd collection

i do believe i'd even be nice to immy ................. nah :wah::wah: no record collection is that good

You know you love me really..................................

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:12 am

Chemical Brothers one about TV's wanting your soul was very clever, but I find after a couple of tracks my head starts imploding!:wah:

Generally speaking I don't need firing up, I need calming down (I am now in week three of giving up smoking and if anything it's seemed to get harder over the last few days), and pretty much all the music you refer to I would class as fire up music. Just a matter of preferred styles.

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:14 am

(pssst, Imladris, have you noticed that Jimbo really fancies you?) :sneaky::sneaky:

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:29 am

chuckle. Think I'll just step away from this...

Giggled at the Jew Jiitsu one.:wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:43 am

jimbo;823613 wrote: i urm would rather be stuck in a lift with you than a swarm of african killer bees that much is true

now you are spozed to be asking my buddy clodhopper some questions now get back on track immy

er isn't that hight cloddy old buddy ???:D

Almost a compliment.........

Clodhopper;823615 wrote: (pssst, Imladris, have you noticed that Jimbo really fancies you?) :sneaky:

It's true - I'm irresistable to men............

jimbo;823620 wrote: i do think she is great buddy but i feel immy is the kinda lady only a partner of a few years after a few beers and the light off would would really pester her for sex :wah:

how is this for sex appeal :sneaky:

ok you have to scroll down till you get to the oneabout an orange

http://www.novaksblog.com/2007/12/02/st ... -6th-part/

i dont mean that immy

Few beers, couple of shots, months of no sex and then he still prefers to sit in front of the tv and snore!!

Jimbo = git.

A question for Clodhopper - where do you think I could hire an assassin?

Not that I actually would, you understand.

I don't really hate Jimbo.

Not much anyway.

Oh, and how much would they charge to bump off a bald moron?

Not that I'm really going to hire one.

But just in case.........

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:49 am

Imladris: May I suggest character assassination?

Now, I've noticed that he's keen to convince us all that he's got a HUUUUGE willy. You could try pointing out that those of us who DO actually have huge willies feel no need to point it out to everyone. I find a decorated codpiece does the job quite adequately.

Er, oh bum.:wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:52 am

Clodhopper;823642 wrote: Imladris: May I suggest character assassination?

Now, I've noticed that he's keen to convince us all that he's got a HUUUUGE willy. You could try pointing out that those of us who DO actually have huge willies feel no need to point it out to everyone. I find a decorated codpiece does the job quite adequately.

Er, oh bum.:wah:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Clodhopper - I just sprayed diet coke all over the keyboard!!!!

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:13 am

diet coke. urgh. can't stand the stuff! Just taste the chemical sweetener!

Um. Now there's a thought - can't remember the last time I had a coke, or a tango, or a Lilt etc - seems I've given up fizzy non-alcoholic drinks without noticing! How odd!

Still a tea-aholic though!

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:45 am

So CHopper I have some questions:

What is your favorite color?

What is your fave kind of cake?

How many candles are on your cake?

What are your fave movies?

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:00 am

qsducks;823695 wrote: So CHopper I have some questions:

What is your favorite color?

What is your fave kind of cake?

How many candles are on your cake?

What are your fave movies?

1) Blue. Summer sky blue. Deep midnight blue.

2) mmm cake. Used to be fruit, now probably coffee and walnut. Eccles cakes are good, too, as are Jaffa cakes and lemon sponges.mmmm. chocolate sponge. dribble.

Perhaps I should just say "cake". (But when I'm feeling really naughty I think "Black Forest Gateau". :-4)

3) 44 this year (Yaay! Bastards still haven't got me:))

4) Some Like it Hot, Aliens, Fellowship of the Ring. Comedy and big bangs and primary colours. Don't go to the movies to be moved!

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:04 am

Sometimes I just wait for the dvd.

Do you follow American baseball?

Who is your fave team?

Just asking as I have season tix to the Philadelphia Phillies, but I'm a huge Red Sox fan.:wah:

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:50 am

Was a cricket fan, but have more-or-less stopped paying attention since it all went to Sky. Mostly a rugby fan these days, since at least the Six Nations is on terrestrial.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:54 am

oh well since your not coming to the states anytime soon I guess I'll have to go to these games with somebody else:)

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:48 am

hi clods:-6

Do you use a walking stick on hikes?

Are you hairy?

Do you like cheese, if yes fav flavour/type?

Do you collect anything or have you in the past? (dust or bellybutton fluff excluded)