If I said you had a beautiful body

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:11 am

99th Monkey;951304 wrote: If I said you had a beautiful body Would you hold it against me?

Should a Women who wears a padded bra or wonder bra be expected to be looked at by a man?

Or is it rude for a man to stare?

The first line is one of the oldest in the book...I think my ancestor "Mr. Club the Women and drag them" came up with that joke!! :wah:

It's my belief that if a woman wears a padded bra or wonder bra, they are looking to get mens attention.

It is rude to stare cuz you really don't know if a woman is "padded" or not, and when us "naturals" get stared at it p*sses us off...well at least some of it. :wah:

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:13 am

Nope not rude... rude to not stare to the point of getting slapped... try it..trust me...:sneaky::D

I have no idea honestly... if a guy is wearing loose shorts that flow around his manhold so I get an eyefull - am i not supposed to stare to see if i can get a rise out of him:D... isn't that really the whole point?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:00 pm

Their is a fine line between Lookin and Leerin:D

Nice for a guy to give you an appreciative once over but men who leer and just stare blatently at your chest and talk to it instead of your face need a poke

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:11 pm

99th Monkey;951455 wrote: Does a handsome man look and a ugly man leer?

Your a clever monkey aint cha:D

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:17 pm

flopstock;951313 wrote: Nope not rude... rude to not stare to the point of getting slapped... try it..trust me...:sneaky::D

I have no idea honestly... if a guy is wearing loose shorts that flow around his manhold so I get an eyefull - am i not supposed to stare to see if i can get a rise out of him:D... isn't that really the whole point?

Ok, I have a double standard. Like watching the swimming or gymnastics of the Olympics, I find myself trying to see who fills out their spandex the best...now granted it's not fair to the swimmers cuz they just got out of the cold water! Of course I like to stare at a great rear end too...especially if they're walking in front of me.

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:30 pm

Chezzie;951435 wrote: Their is a fine line between Lookin and Leerin:D

Nice for a guy to give you an appreciative once over but men who leer and just stare blatently at your chest and talk to it instead of your face need a poke

I think that may their end objective... that poke..:sneaky::wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:31 pm

99th Monkey;951467 wrote: I'm calling the Police :-2

Calm down 99...it's not like I'm groping them (even tho sometimes I'd love too!) :wah::wah:

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:31 pm

99th Monkey;951455 wrote: Does a handsome man look and a ugly man leer?

There in no such thing as an ugly man until he opens his mouth..

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:32 pm

flopstock;951473 wrote: I think that may their end objective... that poke..:sneaky::wah:

heh heh I know...I was dicking around:D

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:38 pm

shelbell;951461 wrote: Ok, I have a double standard. Like watching the swimming or gymnastics of the Olympics, I find myself trying to see who fills out their spandex the best...now granted it's not fair to the swimmers cuz they just got out of the cold water! Of course I like to stare at a great rear end too...especially if they're walking in front of me.

flip side of that... is there anything sexier then downhill skiers..:yh_drool:yh_drool

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flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:39 pm

Chezzie;951477 wrote: heh heh I know...I was dicking around:D

no need to get all cocky about it girl...:p

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:40 pm

flopstock;951476 wrote: There in no such thing as an ugly man until he opens his mouth..

:wah::wah:Words that need to go down in History Flops:D

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:40 pm

100 metre runners...full packed lunchboxes, tell ya its like watching a tennis match

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:41 pm

flopstock;951480 wrote: no need to get all cocky about it girl...:p

ohhh you have balls dont cha....

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:44 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflChezzie;951483 wrote: 100 metre runners...full packed lunchboxes, tell ya its like watching a tennis match

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:46 pm

flopstock;951479 wrote: flip side of that... is there anything sexier then downhill skiers..:yh_drool:yh_drool

Mmmmmm, I'll be the soup that warms them up when they're cold. Yummy!

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:46 pm

Chezzie;951486 wrote: ohhh you have balls dont cha....

if you prick me ....do i not scream??:eek:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:53 pm

jimbo;951496 wrote: good grief you sexist sows :wah::wah:

Jealous? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:04 pm

flopstock;951497 wrote: if you prick me ....do i not scream??:eek:

how seedy:D

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:20 pm

99th Monkey;951451 wrote: Do you think it depends on the voyeurs visage?

Fuzzy.. I wish I could help you :-4

flopstock: I get excited when women look south, it's something that I dont think men are aware of, It's new to me and now I notice it all the time now

I don't think we should ever lose our sexuality no matter what age we should always have imagination...

Did you hear that, floppie? You've went and corrupted the poor fella. :wah:

Flora · Post by **Flora** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:30 pm

It's not rude to look but it is rude to stare. I'm sure it can take some concentration to define the two!

Now, what about women...I think women sometimes check out women more than men. I'm hetro, by the way, but I am sure that I have been guilty of staring myself!

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:46 pm

along-for-the-ride;951798 wrote: Did you hear that, floppie? You've went and corrupted the poor fella. :wah:

Then my work here is done...

:D

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:48 pm

flopstock;951824 wrote: Then my work here is done...

:D

Would you like a cigarette?:sneaky:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:48 pm

99th Monkey;951304 wrote: If I said you had a beautiful body Would you hold it against me?

Should a Women who wears a padded bra or wonder bra be expected to be looked at by a man?

Or is it rude for a man to stare?

this would be a very interesting question except i've never worn a padded bra!

i've never needed to! :wah: :sneaky:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:27 pm

I wear a padded bra sometimes and I love it if men look at my breastes....but then again....I don't make it easy for them, since I hardly ever show cleavage....

my first date with the b/f (was a blind date) ....I caught his staring at my cleavage and I thought it was hysterical...because he tried to cover it up that he wasn't staring....I still tease him about it! ....in that case its fine...

As for this thread.....thanks for the laughs!! the puns were great....

and 99th Monkey, if you told me I had a beautiful body I'd kiss you on the cheek!!!

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:40 pm

WonderWendy3;952039 wrote: I wear a padded bra sometimes and I love it if men look at my breastes....but then again....I don't make it easy for them, since I hardly ever show cleavage....

my first date with the b/f (was a blind date) ....I caught his staring at my cleavage and I thought it was hysterical...because he tried to cover it up that he wasn't staring....I still tease him about it! ....in that case its fine...

As for this thread.....thanks for the laughs!! the puns were great....

and 99th Monkey, if you told me I had a beautiful body I'd kiss you on the cheek!!!

i never show any cleavage either!

but i don't see anything wrong with looking, if i see a good looking guy i'm gonna look too! :sneaky:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:45 pm

Hope6;952080 wrote: i never show any cleavage either!

but i don't see anything wrong with looking, if i see a good looking guy i'm gonna look too! :sneaky:

Me too...its harder for a woman to see a man's jibblies than it is for a man to see a womans jigglies!!.....:wah::wah::wah:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:22 am

WonderWendy3;952082 wrote: Me too...its harder for a woman to see a man's jibblies than it is for a man to see a womans jigglies!!.....:wah::wah::wah:

owwww you're right! :wah::wah: :sneaky:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:45 am

99th Monkey;952129 wrote: Maybe someone should create some Wonder-Pants :-3

something that highlights the bulk and the choreography

Shreddies undies promise to enhance male 'package' so im told:sneaky::D

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:50 am

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:51 am

Chezzie;952170 wrote: Shreddies undies promise to enhance male 'package' so im told:sneaky::DWhen I was doing the gigs and used to book Hen and Stag shows you would be surprised what i saw being used for various fings:wah:.One male singer used to put an empty toilet roll down his pants fgs and what the Drag Queens used for boobs I wont even go into:wah::wah:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:18 am

it doesn't bother me. It's human nature to check each other out.