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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:45 am
by Lil~Basco
SnoozeControl wrote: Not to brag, but I'm the resident expert on this question. It all depends on how often you use it. Is the setting variable? The higher the setting, the faster the batteries get used. And the battery brand is important, I've had good luck (hahahaha!) with Panasonic.
I knew that question would draw you out! :sneaky: :p :D You and Samantha speak of them so often...she calls hers Big Bob...what'd you name yours? :-3

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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:47 am
by Nomad
SnoozeControl wrote: Not to brag, but I'm the resident expert on this question. It all depends on how often you use it. Is the setting variable? The higher the setting, the faster the batteries get used. And the battery brand is important, I've had good luck (hahahaha!) with Panasonic.




Im stalking you this morning.

(Im harmless though)

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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:50 am
by Lil~Basco
SnoozeControl wrote: Buzz Lightyear.:yh_angel
:wah: Now that's unique! Does it light up too? :D

Why is Nomad stalking you this morning? :-3

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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 2:37 pm
by cars
Far Rider wrote: How come I cant find a condom that will fit me? Ive even gone to the feed stores, still cant find any?

Why floppy why?


Can't resist, you're trying to put it over the wrong Head! :D :D :rolleyes:

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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 2:40 pm
by Uncle Kram
Snoozes favourite album ;)

Attached files

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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 2:55 pm
by Uncle Kram
:yh_rotfl It doesn't do your fillings much good you know !

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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 2:56 pm
by Uncle Kram
.............and it interferes with the TV downstairs :D

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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 2:58 pm
by Omni_Skittles
where do babies come from?

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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:06 pm
by Lil~Basco
Clancy wrote:
What speed do you have it on? Dang...what a headache maker! :wah:

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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:14 pm
by Lil~Basco
Clancy wrote: .....a aaand your'expeeeecting someone _tooo ooo TYpe during ThIsssss :)
You lil devil you....I didn't know you were so talented....and a multi tasker to boot! :wah: :p

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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:36 pm
by Uncle Kram
SnoozeControl wrote: Buzz Lightyear.:yh_angel


Is it any good for mixing Angel Delight? :-3

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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:41 pm
by Lil~Basco
Clancy wrote: ....multi task? ...me? nah, but it is a multi speed.

So I' get the credit for.... being there :)
Not a participant....NO credit given! :p

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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:06 pm
by Uncle Kram
Clancy wrote: ....the shy, ask to see a selection of, hand blenders in Tesco's :)


I was considering buying a hand-blender and had to do a whisk assessment :D

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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:16 pm
by Nomad
Far Rider wrote: *hides the 10/40 behind his back* oh ok, got it.:-2




LOL! :wah: Yer not kiddin are ya ? :D

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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:12 am
by Katy1
Where can I buy 'love eggs' and how many would I need to make the perfect omlette??

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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:56 am
by Carl44
just taken some of your advice cheers flopster sue says if i keep this up we can sack the gardener :-3 :-3

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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:00 am
by pantsonfire321@aol.com
Floopy my old man thinks being romantic is farting on my leg while in bed at night.....what should i do :thinking:

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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:13 am
by Carl44
pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: Floopy my old man thinks being romantic is farting on my leg while in bed at nigh......what should i do :thinking:




i love the guy its nice to know i'm not hopeless romantic out there , as an added touch that never fails to impress suzy forcibly holding said loved ones head under duvet for 2 mins at the same time really gets her going :wah: :wah:



sue told me to put that bit in honest :(

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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:15 am
by pantsonfire321@aol.com
jimbo wrote: i love the guy its nice to know i'm not hopeless romantic out there , as an added touch that never fails to impress suzy forcibly holding said loved ones head under duvet for 2 mins at the same time really gets her going :wah: :wah:



sue told me to put that bit in honest :(


Me thinks me and Sue have a lot in common :thinking:

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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:23 am
by Carl44
pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: Me thinks me and Sue have a lot in common :thinking:


uh oh thats not good news is it thats all i need is another bra burning hairy legged feminist on her side :( :(

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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:28 am
by pantsonfire321@aol.com
floop , my husbands solar panel is getting rather large , how should i deal with this :thinking: :rolleyes:

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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:53 am
by Sheryl
What in the world would possess a guy to want to give his girl a dirty sanchez? :( :thinking:

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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:48 pm
by Galbally
SEX, whats it like then?

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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:51 pm
by weber
Galbally wrote: SEX, whats it like then?


Eh Doc, I was about to ask when I was going to get some. You muz be in the same boat.:wah:

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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:48 pm
by cherandbuster
Galbally wrote: SEX, whats it like then?


Dr. G!

Don't make me teach you again and again and again . . . :guitarist :-4

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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:46 am
by Galbally
weber wrote: Eh Doc, I was about to ask when I was going to get some. You muz be in the same boat.:wah:


Don't worry, one day it will all happen for us! :wah:

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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:47 am
by Galbally
cherandbuster wrote: Dr. G!

Don't make me teach you again and again and again . . . :guitarist :-4


I could probably show you a trick or two as well, you know what catholics are like. :sneaky:

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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:54 am
by cherandbuster
Galbally wrote: I could probably show you a trick or two as well, you know what catholics are like. :sneaky:


No I don't :thinking:

Show me :D

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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:58 am
by Galbally
cherandbuster wrote: No I don't :thinking:

Show me :D


Hold on till I say a few hail mary's in advance.