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cherandbuster wrote: Let's take Chonsi' lead here and keep this thread on the proper course



All sick and twisted thoughts can be expressed in other threads (and I'm talking to myself here, too).



Santa deserves a higher ground. Let's give it to him! :-6


Agreed, though Santa should behave himself a little as well, I mean he is supposed to set a good example to us all!!

We've all let chonsi down I for one expect everyone to be minding their P's and Q's on this thread henceforth..

Lord knows I tried so hard to keep this thread out of the gutter and am probably the only one who still deserves their Christmas presents.:yh_angel

Hey Santa!

Do you really like milk and cookies, or would you rather us Forum Gardeners leave out for you a different kind of snack? What's your very favorite -- I'll start my baking right now! :guitarist

cherandbuster wrote: Hey Santa!

Do you really like milk and cookies, or would you rather us Forum Gardeners leave out for you a different kind of snack? What's your very favorite -- I'll start my baking right now! :guitarist


Cher, I think santa would be happy if you were waiting for him with the cookies in your string bikini:sneaky:

good zinky: you said you were going to behave on this thread!!

bad zinky: i can't help it, i really meant it when i said it

good zinky: if you don't stop they'll put us back in the hole!

zinkyusa wrote: Cher, I think santa would be happy if you were waiting for him with the cookies in your string bikini:sneaky:

good zinky: you said you were going to behave on this thread!!

bad zinky: i can't help it, i really meant it when i said it

good zinky: if you don't stop they'll put us back in the hole!


zinky-been flying into glass doors again i see...............

guppy wrote: zinky-been flying into glass doors again i see...............


hahaha seems like it doesn't it!! I wonder what this 'hole' that Zinky refers to is like!? Sounds pretty nasty! :wah:

Pinky wrote: I dunno, if he spends a lot of time there it might be alright...does he call it his Ace Hole?:D


:yh_rotfl

Pinky wrote: I dunno, if he spends a lot of time there it might be alright...does he call it his Ace Hole?:D


Hahaha well I just thought he had his own batcave/mansion complete with gadgets and butler! :wah:

I was waiting to post on this thread until I saw which direction it went. MMMM Still waiting.

YZGI wrote: I was waiting to post on this thread until I saw which direction it went. MMMM Still waiting.


i figured you would ask for another left hand:D

guppy wrote: i figured you would ask for another left hand:D


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Hamster wrote: Hey Chris do you think our Batty could be the one and only Batmans "normal" alter ego??? :wah:



Although I use the word "normal" in a loose term.......


:wah: Hahaha perhaps, can you just imagine him as a real Bruce Wayne millionaire, that saves the world from evil in his spare time hehehe. If he is, then I am most envious!!

You guys!! Come ON!! I looked at this thread and decided to stay out

of it, not be an old fuddy-duddy and let you guys have your fun. Now

I'm sorry I didn't step up sooner.



Even after a gently put call to stop it, you guys won't. I am

standing up and saying I think that's awful.



This is SANTA fer' cryin' out loud!! Is NOTHING even a little bit sacred?



There are plenty of other threads around here for this kind of stuff.

I'd sure hate to see Santa go in the compost pile.



HARUMPH.

Dear Santa: What I want for christmas is a cleaner mind a cleaner sense of humor and a better sense of timing to know when to use them. :-3

YZGI wrote: Dear Santa: What I want for christmas is a cleaner mind a cleaner sense of humor and a better sense of timing to know when to use them. :-3


:-4 :-4

Let's show Santa and his Mrs. and his elfs and his reindeer just how well-behaved we can truly be.

As I've stated before, we can all go back to the gutter (me included!) in every other single thread!

If our Chonsi and Val are even the *littlest bit* offended by our behavior, then we really need to listen :-6

GZ I hope you're happy now, you got them all talking about us, you just couldn't keep your pie hole shut could you?

BZ To bad, you know I like the chicks, besides they thought it was funny.

GZ Evidently not all of them, they're even crackin on that jolly fat dude and the elf now, if you don't shut up i'm gonna give you a wedgy so hard you'll be wearing your BVD's as a necktie..

Pinky wrote: Weren't you asking santa if he likes cookies, Cher? Or maybe he prefers mince pies?


Maybe we could all offer up our favorite cookies for a Santa Taste Test

I'm gonna bake him some white chocolate chip cookies. With chocolate milk on the side. Mmmmmmm.

I'm obviously gonna have to sneak a cookie or three first :p

what do i want for xmas? to see it snow!! i love the snow................

i will bring batman cake.........

(no pun intended) it's my family's favorite round here...............:-6

guppy wrote: i will bring batman cake.........

(no pun intended) it's my family's favorite round here...............:-6




sounds scrumptious, bet it tastes like chickn...

Hey! i am trying to be good, so i will get my christmas wish...........

batman cake

2 cups self rising flour

1 stick butter

1 box brown sugar

thee eggs

1 tsp vanilla

1 cup pecans,,,,,,,,mix together , put in nine by twelve pan. bake 350* shake down every ten or fifteen min . unitll golden on top . cool, cut in one inch by one inch sguares, roll in powder sugar.

the best part is getting to make it fall over and over..............

guppy wrote: Hey! i am trying to be good, so i will get my christmas wish...........

batman cake

2 cups self rising flour

1 stick butter

1 box brown sugar

thee eggs

1 tsp vanilla

1 cup pecans,,,,,,,,mix together , put in nine by twelve pan. bake 350* shake down every ten or fifteen min . unitll golden on top . cool, cut in one inch by one inch sguares, roll in powder sugar.

the best part is getting to make it fall over and over..............


sounds good send me some..

Well well well boys and girls

Elfs Chonsi and Valerie are VERY good elfs and theyre right to say how naughty we’ve been. Mrs Claus was very cross with me for being silly and she made me muck out every single reindeer AND bath them all. I even gave Rudolphs nose a super-hyper polish so it Gleams.

So now you have to practice being good my little elflings then santa can put you on his Nice Girls and Boys List. Any naughty elflings will have to go down the dark and dusty coal hole to dig out coal for naughty childrens stockings.

I have to go and supervise my toymaking elfs now but I will be back soon to start my “Ask Santa list.

Good elf to you all.

Santa.