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Hey Suzy How do weebles wobble without falling down?

Oooohhh yer gonna get it now:sneaky:

suzy doesnt like this thread

Pinky wrote: Suzy, I'm already hammered on four glasses of wine, what will I do to last the night?


Experience has taught me if you carry on and down at least another four you'll be well on your way to drinking yourself sober......................experience has also taught me to leave a bucket next to the bed incase the first suggestion don't work :sneaky:

Wendybird wrote: Hey Suzybird!

Where are you woman?

Knock that man of yours off the pc and get your feathered butt in here PRONTO!




I'M BACK, the bird has resummed position in the nest :rolleyes:

YZGI wrote: Hey Suzy How do weebles wobble without falling down?


GOD I NOW REMEMBER WHY I HATE THIS THREAD!!!!!!

Wendybird wrote: Quite right too!

What did you do to get rid of him? :sneaky:


He's gone to collect materials for a job!!! Like i believe that one, my Jimmy thinks i'm stupid, I know the warehouse closed two hours ago :wah: I think he may be in the pub, probably seeing how many people he can wind up But that means i get to have a go on the puter :guitarist

Oh, do tell all while he is gone............................

Pinky wrote: She told him he'd be celibate for the rest of his life if he didn't let her on the computer. Works for me...a bit too well I think


No Pinks i wouldn't do that, that'd be like cutting my nose off to spite my face ( is that how the saying goes?), i have many other dark and sadistic ways :sneaky:

Yes, we wanna know that!

:sneaky: Pinky wrote: I've sent mine off to play golf. Two hours off peace is worth the boring crap when he feels the need to tell me all about it:D


I'm impressed Pinks, not many men can amuse themselves playing with their balls for that long

Wendybird wrote: Suzybird

Is it true you ACCIDENTLY :rolleyes: put deep heat cream on jimbo's little jimmie? :sneaky:


Of course it was an accident:sneaky: :sneaky: I nearly wet myself when he went running to the bathroom, to top it off he stubbed his toe as he was running off, i couldn't sleep properly, i kept waking up laughing through the night, he sulked for two days over that one!!!!

Pinky wrote: Mine's had to through necessity, trust me!

Ya wanna hear cruel? When a friend of mine was living with me, her BF came to stay for a weekend. You should have heard the cursing when he cleaned his teeth with my immac. At least he didn't have a furry tongue:D


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

My friend phoned me tonight, she was nearly crying, it turns out she'd tried to do a brazillian wax on herself with the wrong type of wax, she had to soak in the bath for over an hour to try to soak the wax off, then sat there plucking, she said her neighbour knocked on the door to see if she's ok as she heard all the screaming. :wah: I'm going over tomorrow to sort it out for her

Pinky wrote: You sure she doesn't live near me? It may have been the yelling from the tatoo:D


How did it go? I thought you was off to Hammi's tonight?

Hey Suzy, Is there an unusally high amount of estrogen in this thread suddenly?

Wendybird wrote: I take it you are GOOD friends?

I wouldn't let ANYBODY do that to me! No matter how much I liked or trusted them! :-3


When you've seen as much as i have then it's all part of the job, believe me, i'd much rather do a brazillian than a back, sack and crack! Now that's bad :-5

YZGI wrote: Hey Suzy, Is there an unusally high amount of estrogen in this thread suddenly?


You see what happens when i join in a thread it goes downhill very fast

oops

Wendybird;628281 wrote: Suzy does this mean you are going to have to punish jimbo now? :sneaky:




for christ sake i live with her how much torture can one man endure :-5 :-5

Have ya missed my naughty posts? :p

crazygal;636941 wrote: Have ya missed my naughty posts? :p




she has missed your post crazy trouble maker :wah:



she is busy with the police ,over her son's stolen bike ,you had your sons stolen not long ago , makes you angry dont it





oh well its only a bike

what you up you up to tonight

jimbo;636955 wrote: she has missed your post crazy trouble maker :wah:



she is busy with the police ,over her son's stolen bike ,you had your sons stolen not long ago , makes you angry dont it





oh well its only a bike


Not just a bike to him though is it. It's disgusting when it's obviously a kids bike.

How do you put up with Jimbo and stay sane?

Tater Tazz;637062 wrote: How do you put up with Jimbo and stay sane?






this should be good :wah: :wah:

almostfamous;642191 wrote: sorry suzy :-4 but I couldn't find the 'ask Jimbo' thread.



Why does jimbobillybob think I'm a muppet?

Which muppet in particular do you think he is referring to? :wah:


Anyone else and i'd of ignored this thread, I hate it :wah:

Thats his terms of endearment, you should hear what he calls me :rolleyes:

Pinky;642205 wrote: Are you wearing an outrageous hat with ten tons of fruit all over it to Ascot?:D


No, i will post a pic of my hat tom, with my head in it if i go, otherwise i'll just post a piccy of the outfit You'll like the shoes, can't walk in them but I love them :rolleyes:

Pinky;642208 wrote: They're the best kind! Thing is, you have to get wallied when wearing really funky shoes, then they don't hurt and you can all of a sudden walk fine in them!


Pinks when I wear heels I never walk fine, tend to spend more time on my backside from falling over, oh well, I'll probably be on my ar5e more than the jockeys:D

What was your faveourite Childhood Movie

Who was your Childhood Hero

Musiclover89;642819 wrote: What was your faveourite Childhood Movie

Who was your Childhood Hero


Favourite movie was ET :-4

My hero was my Dad til I realised what an ar5ehole he was, figure I was about 6, I was a smart kid

SuzyB;642837 wrote: Favourite movie was ET



My hero was my Dad til I realised what an ar5ehole he was, figure I was about 6, I was a smart kid


what is ET short for











he has little legs :wah: :wah: