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Hamster wrote: Hey Doc....Lets see your "special circumstances mode" !!!!:sneaky:


No, its better that we all remain calm for the time being I think.

Pinky wrote: Does it involve punishing reconditioned virgins?:yh_giggle

If so sign me up


Punishment is one way of seeing it, yes.

Bryn Mawr wrote: Sadly, not original


No indeed not, Dante was it not?, 7th level of hell or something? Quite like here then really.

SnoozeControl wrote: I'm still not sure I understand this... is it like recidivism? I don't have criminal behavior, honestly. So what can you do for me?

Is this like a detective agency, finding lost pets and digging wedding rings out of the U joint under the sink? Do you hide behind bushes and take naughty photos through windows? Are you an escort service for elderly women that need a handsome young man to accompany them to a night at the opera? :-2


Recriminations are what happen when someone annoys someone else and they recriminate against them. It can happen when say North Korea recieve recriminations becuase of their nuclear program, or on another scale, they happen when your co-workers recriminate against you with your boss becuase you put glue in their shoes. I say it serves them right the vicisous b*stards for ever dare think of recriminations against the lovely snooze. What I can do is help you in your general quest to have reciminations against others, particularly me.

In terms of your second point, I had not considered the detective agency side of things, but it could be a moneyspinner. I havn't as yet had recourse to hide in bushes, but I will consider it. And I would take you to the opera without having to use being a escort as an excuse, you are snooze, my dear snooze.

Galbally wrote: No indeed not, Dante was it not?, 7th level of hell or something? Quite like here then really. Way before then, over the entrance - just where the good intentions come to an end.

Pinky wrote: Hey, get in line Snoozie:D


Easy now.

Pinky wrote: Does that mean I'll have to do all your ironing for a month, or scrub out the bath(including short and curlies) Or coin jar sorting? Or dread uopn dread - watch the Grand Prix with you! Oh fate worse than death! (Well actually, it could be soccer. That's much worse.)


None of the above, except the soccer. I am a man after all.

spot wrote: Way before then, over the entrance - just where the good intentions come to an end.


Thank you spot, obviously my Italian renaissance literature is bit rusty.

Pinky wrote: Lol! I love Snoozie...I'd never cop a snot on because she had a night out with you!:-6


Cop a snot on, excellent! :wah:

Galbally wrote: Thank you spot, obviously my Italian renaissance literature is bit rusty. "Sopra l'entrata - appena dove le buone intenzioni terminano", as Virgil put it. perhaps. Or maybe I'm making that bit up.

Pinky wrote: Oh well...I resign myself to my fate with good will I suppose.:rolleyes:Will always gets the breaks. Life's just unfair.

Pinky wrote: Oh Spot! You're bloody well making me look up the online translator again - you know I'm a nosy biiaatch!:rolleyes:It's Italian, Pinky. If you choose Russian to English it'll get hiccups.

spot wrote: "Sopra l'entrata - appena dove le buone intenzioni terminano", as Virgil put it. perhaps. Or maybe I'm making that bit up.


Regarda du Spota, la gande homme de la walesio, denna masta ovum de h-italino bookalinga. Thats all my own, what do you think?

spot wrote: Will always gets the breaks. Life's just unfair.


Life, unfair? Surely not?

Pinky wrote: It didn't match anything...from what I can make out, it means something entreating your good intentions


Close enough, here run mine through the translator. I meant it to say: "Look at spot, the great man of wales, and the master of the fancy italian book-learning, and stuff".

Pinky wrote: It didn't match anything...from what I can make out, it means something entreating your good intentionsI just checked what Google made of it and it's far better than intended - "Over the entrance - hardly where the good intentions finish". I so like that.

As for Galbally, he'd better stay behind after class for an hour and produce four sides of declensions.

spot wrote: I just checked what Google made of it and it's far better than intended - "Over the entrance - hardly where the good intentions finish". I so like that.

As for Galbally, he'd better stay behind after class for an hour and produce four sides of declensions.


Its good, but it doesn't have the comedy value of mine though.

Pinky wrote: Hey! If anyone's going to put Galbally in detention, It's me, ok?:-2

Stay behind G Doc - I need to discuss your work:p


Don't worry I was never into virgil so I ain't doing no detention, more a tacitus and Seutonius man myself. God I forgot your a teacher, teachers can be kinda naughty can't they with them canes and the black cape and all that. Maybe I will stay behind.

SnoozeControl wrote: Snooze word translation for "Sopra l'entrata - appena dove le buone intenzioni terminano"

Enter soup, the well intended dove penis ends here.

Pretty good, huh?

Edit: oops, I forgot the last word.




Snooze, one word. Genius.

But I thought penguins were the only birds with willys?

Pinky wrote: Exactly!:sneaky:

You're a very naughty boy - now go to my room immediately!:D


Er OK,.............. Miss.

What's this? If Dr G tries to substitute Virgils for virgins I'll have my pound of flesh.

I wonder how one goes about getting 1000 virgins?

Just binping this to remind you that the full service is available as always.

Again

the management

again

ha.

Hamster;479017 wrote: Dr G...I wish to sue...

I followed your advice about bribing my 3 children to go to sleep and now they expect it every night.

I am outraged and apalled and upset and a whole host of other things too...Whatcha gonna do about it?


I will keep you occupied by amusing you with my random remarks about generalities, while secretly insuring that my legal advisors establish that you are actually a West Ukranian Nationalist called Natsaia Upsalanash and that it was you that poisoned the ex-KGB colonel Alexander Litvenenko in the Itsu Susuhi bar in Paddington because he refused to supply your 3 small associates with ever increasing amouts of morning chocolates, and pictures of the boogydonkey. You shall all be banished to the holy island of lindisfarne to pray, while I shall recieve a VC.

Pinky;479164 wrote: Yay! The recrimination agency thread's back!

Uh, I don't actually have any gripes, so I don't know what I'm doing here really!

Oh well, just thought I'd stop past and cheer the grumblers up with this enormous bag of doughnuts!:D

Going now, byeeee!


Good day madam, and take your donuts, cheerful attitude, and loveable nature with you, this is a high class recriminagency thing, not Costa Coffee.

Pinky;479179 wrote: Oooh, get you!

Fine, I'll take my sunshiney mood and go and annoy people elsewhere then!:yh_tong2

*flounce*


Why do I always drive the nice ones away? :-5

Anyway, she will be in for some recriminating later, now back to business.