Gossip please!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:38 am

Hamster;491788 wrote: LMAO!!!!! :wah: :wah:

can you explain that one to me furball ?

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:14 am

Uncle Kram;491781 wrote: I heard that she took him to a fancy hotel. She said "Would you like the Bridal Suite?" to which our intrepid hero replied "Och no lassie, just hold on tae ma ears an' ye'll not be fallin' off"

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:44 am

Uncle Kram;491781 wrote: I heard that she took him to a fancy hotel. She said "Would you like the Bridal Suite?" to which our intrepid hero replied "Och no lassie, just hold on tae ma ears an' ye'll not be fallin' off"

:yh_rotfl

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:00 am

Pinky;492182 wrote: Uh, yeah...how selfish of me! Maybe he could do the jumping and I'll do the dodgy noises

Mind you, if he did the jumping I don't think I'd have to try very hard at the dodgy noises:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl A classic Pinky post

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:45 pm

When I was abducted by the aliens I went to the planet Moron, funnily enough there were several ex-boyfriends there

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:52 pm

Imladris;492330 wrote: When I was abducted by the aliens I went to the planet Moron, funnily enough there were several ex-boyfriends there

:wah: Hahaha wow the planet Moron huh, I bet that was one populated planet!!

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:55 pm

chrisb84uk;492345 wrote: :wah: Hahaha wow the planet Moron huh, I bet that was one populated planet!!

Oh yes, loads of people, they all had a big H on their foreheads (like Rimmer in Red Dwarf). They were mostly friendly but the conversation and the dress sense were dire!

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:59 pm

Hamster;492350 wrote: We had a marathon Red Dwarf session this weekend!! By the end I was talking just like Lister!! :-3

I'm the only one who likes it in my house:( and Blackadder, no-one appreciates the fine tv programmes like I do:) :wah:

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:59 pm

Hamster;492350 wrote: We had a marathon Red Dwarf session this weekend!! By the end I was talking just like Lister!! :-3

Hahaha talking like Lister, well it could be worse I guess, you could of been acting like Lister, now that would of been bad! :p

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:00 pm

Imladris;492354 wrote: I'm the only one who likes it in my house:( and Blackadder, no-one appreciates the fine tv programmes like I do:) :wah:

Well I'm the only one in our house who likes Monty Python. I can't understand why as it is sooooo funny!!

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:05 pm

Hamster;492360 wrote: Chris....I was saluting like Rimmer! :-5

Hahaha oh dear that is bad!! Next thing you know you'll be seeing little Rimmer's appearing on a rollercoaster ride in your dreams! :wah:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:24 pm

chrisb84uk;492345 wrote: :wah: Hahaha wow the planet Moron huh, I bet that was one populated planet!! Were the Osmonds there?.....

..oh hold on...Mor......oh nevermind

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:27 pm

Hamster;492350 wrote: We had a marathon Red Dwarf session this weekend!! By the end I was talking just like Lister!! :-3

Yeah, a marathon Red Dwarf session without the Red Dwarf

:yh_giggle

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:30 pm

Clancy;492389 wrote: There was this Yorkshire, lass, she'd invited the lad from the Osbournes to be the special guest at their club but he turned up after everyone had already orgasmed, to the stand up comedian. When young Osbourne did arrive, all the Yorkshire lasses shouted.....

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"Eeee Jack you late!"

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Well he didn't want to arrive prematurely

Mystery · Post by **Mystery** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:31 pm

Clancy;492389 wrote: There was this Yorkshire, lass, she'd invited the lad from the Osbournes to be the special guest at their club but he turned up after everyone had already orgasmed, to the stand up comedian. When young Osbourne did arrive, all the Yorkshire lasses shouted.....

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"Eeee Jack you late!"

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That took me a minute to get

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:58 pm

Hamster;492413 wrote: :wah:

Clancy I'm telling on you...you said the "O" word!!!

Teacher!!!
Osbourne? :-3

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:11 pm

PPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST! Have you heard the news? Hammy spends so much time in the loo these days that she's got "ring around the bummmm."

:wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:14 pm

Lulu2;493362 wrote: PPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST! Have you heard the news? Hammy spends so much time in the loo these days that she's got "ring around the bummmm."

:wah:

:wah: :wah: Hammys coming here to stay tomorrow, will I be able to get in my bathroom at all this weekend??