Demented Wishes Game

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 3:52 pm

koan wrote: Granted. All your credit is frozen and they come to repossess what you you bought.

I wish I had stronger pain killers
GRANTED i will send boris round to administer them to you.

Iwish my laptop would'nt keep crashing

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 3:58 pm

BabyRider wrote: Granted. You are now SO well-endowed, Mrs. DerWulf won't come near you!

I wish I was more patient. Granted I AM Who Iam and not Bragging. :wah:

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 4:00 pm

Granted the world will stop spinning - I wanna get off it before He pushes the button. :-6

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 4:27 pm

abbey wrote: Iwish my laptop would'nt keep crashing Granted, you now have a fool proof etch-a-sketch

Just Click to Start

I wish people stopped granting wishes other than the last one on the thread :-5

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 4:57 pm

>>^..^ Granted, you now have a fool proof etch-a-sketch

Just Click to Start

I wish people stopped granting wishes other than the last one on the thread :-5

Granted. They now grant wishes and don't post new ones for the next response.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 5:18 pm

koan wrote: Granted. They now grant wishes and don't post new ones for the next response.
Great Koan now we're stuck

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 5:31 pm

Cassie (forum hours daily) = 18. Oh my god!

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 5:33 pm

Paula wrote: Cassie (forum hours daily) = 18. Oh my god!
God's behind your love seat

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 5:41 pm

Ruff Ruff

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Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 5:49 pm

I wish Captain Buzzard would tell us more about the cute little dog.

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 7:53 pm

I wish I knew why cassie has a palm tree growing from her belly button

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 9:13 pm

Der Wulf wrote: I wish I knew why cassie has a palm tree growing from her belly button

Just recovered from that b!tch slapping Cassie gave me

Granted: Now you wish you didn't know

I wish I had a star to wish upon

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 9:29 pm

koan wrote: Just recovered from that b!tch slapping Cassie gave me

Granted: Now you wish you didn't know

I wish I had a star to wish upon
Granted, you are now up on Tom Cruise, but wishing your not :-3

I wish I could think of a cool wish

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 10:19 pm

Der Wulf wrote: Granted, you are now up on Tom Cruise, but wishing your not :-3

I wish I could think of a cool wish

I could think of worse stars to be on top of.

Granted. You are wishing someone would dump ice down your pants

I wish it was summer

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 10:44 pm

koan wrote:

I wish it was summer
Granted ~ fast forward to June 21st & the solstice - skipping over those annoying days such as groundhog day, valentines, easter, mothers day...

sh!t you just saved me a fortune, koan

I wish I hadn't smacked you earlier

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 11:11 pm

>>^..^ Granted ~ fast forward to June 21st & the solstice - skipping over those annoying days such as groundhog day, valentines, easter, mothers day...

sh!t you just saved me a fortune, koan

I wish I hadn't smacked you earlier

Granted. You smacked yourself (got a smiley for that one?)

I wish I could fly

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 11:15 pm

koan wrote: Granted. You smacked yourself (got a smiley for that one?)

koan wrote: I wish I could fly
Granted ~ 1 800 - BE - A - PILOT

I wish my dog was smarter

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 12:40 am

>>^..^

Granted ~ 1 800 - BE - A - PILOT

I wish my dog was smarter

There's too many letters in that phone number Cassie. You wouldn't send me to a hokey flight school, would you?

Granted. Your dog is now your master...hope you like dog food.

I wish I was a ballerina

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 10:02 am

koan wrote: There's too many letters in that phone number Cassie. You wouldn't send me to a hokey flight school, would you?

Granted. Your dog is now your master...hope you like dog food.

I wish I was a ballerina
Granted, you are anorexic, with bunyans:-2

I wish ATT would take a ball bat to their server, or at least warm it up today:-5

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 11:08 am

Der Wulf wrote:

I wish ATT would take a ball bat to their server
Granted, they struck a home run and now have super fast high speed service that makes you feel slow and inadequate

in fact you want to give up the internet altogether now because you just can't keep up.

I wish my printer wouldn't keep jamming

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 11:18 am

>>^..^ Granted, they struck a home run and now have super fast high speed service that makes you feel slow and inadequate

in fact you want to give up the internet altogether now because you just can't keep up.

I wish my printer wouldn't keep jamming
Granted, you however are now going bankrupt buying ink jet cartridges :-3

I wish for a lovely young lady to help get me over my feeling's of slowness, and inadequacy

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 1:58 pm

pixiechic2000 wrote:

I wish I could own a yacht.
Granted... here it is!

I wish I didn't need groceries.......again

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 2:00 pm

>>^..^ I wish I didn't need groceries.......again
Granted. Now you're a bag lady.

I wish I didn't have to pay my phone bill.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 2:10 pm

BabyRider wrote:

I wish I didn't have to pay my phone bill.
Granted, now you have to pay everyones phone bill but yours.

I wish I didn't have mountains of laundry :-5

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 6:05 pm

>>^..^ Granted, now you have to pay everyones phone bill but yours.

I wish I didn't have mountains of laundry :-5

Granted. You now own no clothes at all.

I wish I could wear my pjs all day.

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 7:13 pm

I wish I didn't need groceries.......again

What is demented about this?

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 7:28 pm

Ignore post above this :-3

koan wrote:

I wish I could wear my pjs all day.
Granted! except now you have to get dressed up to go to bed.

I wish I had a huge credit balance on my VISA

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 11:58 pm

>>^..^ Ignore post above this :-3

Granted! except now you have to get dressed up to go to bed.

I wish I had a huge credit balance on my VISA

Granted. But you have to use it all to pay off your American Express

I wish I could travel all over the world

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:32 am

koan wrote:

I wish I could travel all over the world
Granted. You can travel all over the world...on a camel.

I wish I knew if I was getting this job today.... :yh_nailbi

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:35 am

BabyRider wrote:

I wish I knew if I was getting this job today.... :yh_nailbi
Can't grant that, life is not that easy

but I grant you confidence to do your best

I wish my husband would hurry up (it is 9:30am and we are 1 hours late for office)

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:40 am

>>^..^ I wish my husband would hurry up (it is 9:30am and we are 1 hours late for office)
Granted. Your husband now moves at lightspeed...in EVERYTHING he does...:yh_wink

I wish I could settle on a color scheme for my wedding.

(Thanks for the vote of confidence, Cass! :yh_peace )

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:15 am

BabyRider wrote:

I wish I could settle on a color scheme for my wedding.

Granted... you are going with patriotic for your bridesmaids

I wish someone would make me a coffee at the office, once in a while

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:18 am

>>^..^

I wish someone would make me a coffee at the office, once in a while
(As soon as I get past this laughing jag, I think I'm gonna upchuck...)

Granted. Every person working with you brings you coffee, none of them the way you like it, and your desk collapses under the weight of all the mugs.

I wish I had a dog.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:59 am

GRANTED you are now the proud owner of Digby the biggest dog in the world.

I wish someone would cook dinner for me.

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Cass · Post by **Cass** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:49 am

abbey wrote:

I wish someone would cook dinner for me.
Granted, you are invited! Tonight we are having endive salad, mushroom caps stuffed with shrimp and cheese, Coq au Vin, with parisian potatoes and ginger carrots & for dessert I have made blueberry crepes with sweet lemon creamcheese & grandmarnier.

Be here by 6pm EST (you better leave now)

I wish today would go a little faster so I could get home to start making dinner!

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 12:47 pm

>>^..^ Granted, you are invited! Tonight we are having endive salad, mushroom caps stuffed with shrimp and cheese, Coq au Vin, with parisian potatoes and ginger carrots & for dessert I have made blueberry crepes with sweet lemon creamcheese & grandmarnier.

Be here by 6pm EST (you better leave now)

I wish today would go a little faster so I could get home to start making dinner!

Granted, today is now sunday and you have to start the week all over again tomorrow

I wish our contractor would hustle her buns and get off my computer I am sick of playing musical desks for the past 3 months.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 2:48 pm

minks wrote:

I wish our contractor would hustle her buns and get off my computer I am sick of playing musical desks for the past 3 months.
Granted. You have your computer back, and it it's like brand-new!! Not one single file is intact!

I wish I was not such a worrier.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 2:51 pm

BabyRider wrote:

I wish I was not such a worrier.
Granted: you don't give a sh1t about anyone or anything and soon everyone hates you.

I wish I had the body of a 18 year old

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 2:52 pm

Granted that there will be Peace in our world one day :-6

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 2:53 pm

>>^..^ Granted: you don't give a sh1t about anyone or anything and soon everyone hates you.

I wish I had the body of a 18 year old
Granted. You have the body of 18-year old JoJo, the amazing wolf-boy. (As seen at cheaper carnivals across the nation.)

I wish everyone didn't hate me!

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 3:24 pm

BabyRider wrote:

I wish everyone didn't hate me!
Granted, only 65.2% of people hate you.

I wish I would not get paper cuts... owwww

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:41 pm

>>^..^

I wish I would not get paper cuts... owwww
Granted. Whenever you run the edge of a piece of paper along your finger, you limp, drool and twitch for 3 hours after.

I wish I could nap every day!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:56 pm

BabyRider wrote: Granted. Whenever you run the edge of a piece of paper along your finger, you limp, drool and twitch for 3 hours after.

I wish I could nap every day!
granted...you have narcolepsy and couldn't stay awake at work so you were summarily dismissed! -------------------------i wish i were obscenely wealthy ______

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:17 pm

lady cop wrote: i wish i were obscenely wealthy ______
Granted, you are now me

LOL

I wish I was experiencing Florida weather right now :-3

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:25 pm

>>^..^ Granted, you are now me

LOL

witch. with a "B".

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:34 pm

lady cop wrote: witch. with a "B".

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:35 pm

>>^..^

I wish I was experiencing Florida weather right now :-3
Granted. You're a palm tree!

I wish my hair was about 8 inches longer.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:41 pm

BabyRider wrote: Granted. You're a palm tree!

I wish my hair was about 8 inches longer.
granted...but its in very inconvenient places______________________i wish i could read minds__________________

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:43 pm

BabyRider wrote:

I wish my hair was about 8 inches longer. Granted ~ you are "Cousin It" (or the sheepdog - the choice is yours)

I wish I didn't need fudge everyday