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koan wrote: Granted. All your credit is frozen and they come to repossess what you you bought.

I wish I had stronger pain killers
GRANTED i will send boris round to administer them to you.

Iwish my laptop would'nt keep crashing

BabyRider wrote: Granted. You are now SO well-endowed, Mrs. DerWulf won't come near you!



I wish I was more patient. Granted I AM Who Iam and not Bragging. :wah:

Granted the world will stop spinning - I wanna get off it before He pushes the button. :-6

abbey wrote: Iwish my laptop would'nt keep crashing Granted, you now have a fool proof etch-a-sketch







Just Click to Start





I wish people stopped granting wishes other than the last one on the thread :-5

>>^..^ Granted, you now have a fool proof etch-a-sketch







Just Click to Start





I wish people stopped granting wishes other than the last one on the thread :-5


Granted. They now grant wishes and don't post new ones for the next response.

koan wrote: Granted. They now grant wishes and don't post new ones for the next response.
Great Koan now we're stuck

Cassie (forum hours daily) = 18. Oh my god!

Paula wrote: Cassie (forum hours daily) = 18. Oh my god!
God's behind your love seat

Ruff Ruff

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I wish Captain Buzzard would tell us more about the cute little dog.

I wish I knew why cassie has a palm tree growing from her belly button

Der Wulf wrote: I wish I knew why cassie has a palm tree growing from her belly button


Just recovered from that b!tch slapping Cassie gave me

Granted: Now you wish you didn't know

I wish I had a star to wish upon

koan wrote: Just recovered from that b!tch slapping Cassie gave me



Granted: Now you wish you didn't know



I wish I had a star to wish upon
Granted, you are now up on Tom Cruise, but wishing your not :-3



I wish I could think of a cool wish

Der Wulf wrote: Granted, you are now up on Tom Cruise, but wishing your not :-3



I wish I could think of a cool wish


I could think of worse stars to be on top of.

Granted. You are wishing someone would dump ice down your pants

I wish it was summer

koan wrote:

I wish it was summer
Granted ~ fast forward to June 21st & the solstice - skipping over those annoying days such as groundhog day, valentines, easter, mothers day...





sh!t you just saved me a fortune, koan



I wish I hadn't smacked you earlier

>>^..^ Granted ~ fast forward to June 21st & the solstice - skipping over those annoying days such as groundhog day, valentines, easter, mothers day...





sh!t you just saved me a fortune, koan



I wish I hadn't smacked you earlier


Granted. You smacked yourself (got a smiley for that one?)

I wish I could fly

koan wrote: Granted. You smacked yourself (got a smiley for that one?)




koan wrote: I wish I could fly
Granted ~ 1 800 - BE - A - PILOT



I wish my dog was smarter

>>^..^





Granted ~ 1 800 - BE - A - PILOT



I wish my dog was smarter


There's too many letters in that phone number Cassie. You wouldn't send me to a hokey flight school, would you?

Granted. Your dog is now your master...hope you like dog food.

I wish I was a ballerina

koan wrote: There's too many letters in that phone number Cassie. You wouldn't send me to a hokey flight school, would you?



Granted. Your dog is now your master...hope you like dog food.



I wish I was a ballerina
Granted, you are anorexic, with bunyans:-2



I wish ATT would take a ball bat to their server, or at least warm it up today:-5

Der Wulf wrote:

I wish ATT would take a ball bat to their server
Granted, they struck a home run and now have super fast high speed service that makes you feel slow and inadequate in fact you want to give up the internet altogether now because you just can't keep up.



I wish my printer wouldn't keep jamming

>>^..^ Granted, they struck a home run and now have super fast high speed service that makes you feel slow and inadequate in fact you want to give up the internet altogether now because you just can't keep up.



I wish my printer wouldn't keep jamming
Granted, you however are now going bankrupt buying ink jet cartridges :-3



I wish for a lovely young lady to help get me over my feeling's of slowness, and inadequacy

pixiechic2000 wrote:



I wish I could own a yacht.
Granted... here it is!







I wish I didn't need groceries.......again

>>^..^ I wish I didn't need groceries.......again
Granted. Now you're a bag lady.



I wish I didn't have to pay my phone bill.

BabyRider wrote:



I wish I didn't have to pay my phone bill.
Granted, now you have to pay everyones phone bill but yours.



I wish I didn't have mountains of laundry :-5

>>^..^ Granted, now you have to pay everyones phone bill but yours.



I wish I didn't have mountains of laundry :-5


Granted. You now own no clothes at all.

I wish I could wear my pjs all day.

I wish I didn't need groceries.......again

What is demented about this?

Ignore post above this :-3



koan wrote:



I wish I could wear my pjs all day.
Granted! except now you have to get dressed up to go to bed.



I wish I had a huge credit balance on my VISA

>>^..^ Ignore post above this :-3





Granted! except now you have to get dressed up to go to bed.



I wish I had a huge credit balance on my VISA


Granted. But you have to use it all to pay off your American Express

I wish I could travel all over the world

koan wrote:

I wish I could travel all over the world
Granted. You can travel all over the world...on a camel.



I wish I knew if I was getting this job today.... :yh_nailbi

BabyRider wrote:

I wish I knew if I was getting this job today.... :yh_nailbi
Can't grant that, life is not that easy but I grant you confidence to do your best



I wish my husband would hurry up (it is 9:30am and we are 1 hours late for office)

>>^..^ I wish my husband would hurry up (it is 9:30am and we are 1 hours late for office)
Granted. Your husband now moves at lightspeed...in EVERYTHING he does...:yh_wink



I wish I could settle on a color scheme for my wedding.



(Thanks for the vote of confidence, Cass! :yh_peace )

BabyRider wrote:

I wish I could settle on a color scheme for my wedding.




Granted... you are going with patriotic for your bridesmaids







I wish someone would make me a coffee at the office, once in a while

>>^..^

I wish someone would make me a coffee at the office, once in a while
(As soon as I get past this laughing jag, I think I'm gonna upchuck...)



Granted. Every person working with you brings you coffee, none of them the way you like it, and your desk collapses under the weight of all the mugs.



I wish I had a dog.

GRANTED you are now the proud owner of Digby the biggest dog in the world.

I wish someone would cook dinner for me.

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abbey wrote:

I wish someone would cook dinner for me.
Granted, you are invited! Tonight we are having endive salad, mushroom caps stuffed with shrimp and cheese, Coq au Vin, with parisian potatoes and ginger carrots & for dessert I have made blueberry crepes with sweet lemon creamcheese & grandmarnier.



Be here by 6pm EST (you better leave now)



I wish today would go a little faster so I could get home to start making dinner!

>>^..^ Granted, you are invited! Tonight we are having endive salad, mushroom caps stuffed with shrimp and cheese, Coq au Vin, with parisian potatoes and ginger carrots & for dessert I have made blueberry crepes with sweet lemon creamcheese & grandmarnier.



Be here by 6pm EST (you better leave now)



I wish today would go a little faster so I could get home to start making dinner!


Granted, today is now sunday and you have to start the week all over again tomorrow

I wish our contractor would hustle her buns and get off my computer I am sick of playing musical desks for the past 3 months.

minks wrote:

I wish our contractor would hustle her buns and get off my computer I am sick of playing musical desks for the past 3 months.
Granted. You have your computer back, and it it's like brand-new!! Not one single file is intact!



I wish I was not such a worrier.

BabyRider wrote:

I wish I was not such a worrier.
Granted: you don't give a sh1t about anyone or anything and soon everyone hates you.



I wish I had the body of a 18 year old

Granted that there will be Peace in our world one day :-6

>>^..^ Granted: you don't give a sh1t about anyone or anything and soon everyone hates you.



I wish I had the body of a 18 year old
Granted. You have the body of 18-year old JoJo, the amazing wolf-boy. (As seen at cheaper carnivals across the nation.)



I wish everyone didn't hate me!

BabyRider wrote:

I wish everyone didn't hate me!
Granted, only 65.2% of people hate you.



I wish I would not get paper cuts... owwww

>>^..^

I wish I would not get paper cuts... owwww
Granted. Whenever you run the edge of a piece of paper along your finger, you limp, drool and twitch for 3 hours after.



I wish I could nap every day!

BabyRider wrote: Granted. Whenever you run the edge of a piece of paper along your finger, you limp, drool and twitch for 3 hours after.



I wish I could nap every day!
granted...you have narcolepsy and couldn't stay awake at work so you were summarily dismissed! -------------------------i wish i were obscenely wealthy ______

lady cop wrote: i wish i were obscenely wealthy ______
Granted, you are now me



LOL



I wish I was experiencing Florida weather right now :-3

>>^..^ Granted, you are now me



LOL




witch. with a "B".

lady cop wrote: witch. with a "B".

>>^..^

I wish I was experiencing Florida weather right now :-3
Granted. You're a palm tree!



I wish my hair was about 8 inches longer.

BabyRider wrote: Granted. You're a palm tree!



I wish my hair was about 8 inches longer.
granted...but its in very inconvenient places______________________i wish i could read minds__________________

BabyRider wrote:

I wish my hair was about 8 inches longer. Granted ~ you are "Cousin It" (or the sheepdog - the choice is yours)







I wish I didn't need fudge everyday