What A Crazy World We Live In.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:10 pm

rjwould;763422 wrote: Accross the street from where Hamiltom Watch use to be...Not many Amish where I am..1 block outside Lancaster city..I lived in Wrightsville (york county) for 4 years prior to living here.

Cool!:)

So, do you want walnuts in your brownies?:D

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:12 pm

TO ANYBODY JUST READING THIS..................WELCOME TO THIS HIGHLY INTELLIGANT THREAD AND HOPE YOU HAVE BROUGHT SOMEFING TO EAT.:rolleyes:;)

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:13 pm

WonderWendy3;763433 wrote: Cool!:)

So, do you want walnuts in your brownies?:D

:wah: RJ she's easily distracted :wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:24 pm

kinks;763423 wrote: I'll be honest here.....i haven't read all of the thread

But i for one thought it was funny carol....thanks for putting it up here :wah:
Kinks, If you continue to stir the pot like this you will be banished to the "Friends of Carol thread"..:wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:25 pm

ThePheasant;763438 wrote: :wah: RJ she's easily distracted :wah:

Look, a chicken!!

:yh_chickn

:wah::wah:

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:32 pm

YZGI;763448 wrote: Kinks, If you continue to stir the pot like this you will be banished to the "Friends of Carol thread"..:wah:

Hey.....i came in late and was in a hurry to join in :wah:

So who's eating who's nuts

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:42 pm

kinks;763455 wrote: Hey.....i came in late and was in a hurry to join in :wah:

So who's eating who's nuts

Oh Ive lost the plot mate dont ask me

:-3:p

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:43 pm

kinks;763455 wrote: Hey.....i came in late and was in a hurry to join in :wah:

So who's eating who's nuts

No Kinks.wrong thread the "woman jailed for testicle attack is here>>>>http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showt ... =34916:wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:45 pm

Chezzie;763463 wrote: No Kinks.wrong thread the "woman jailed for testicle attack is here>>>>http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showt ... 6:wah:Does it matter Chez................

...its still all aload of old bol...........................oops nearly!!!!!:wah::wah::rolleyes::p

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:52 pm

Chezzie;763463 wrote: No Kinks.wrong thread the "woman jailed for testicle attack is here>>>>http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showt ... =34916:wah:

Well......all i can say is.....i'm gob-smacked

:wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:57 pm

YZGI;763448 wrote: Kinks, If you continue to stir the pot like this you will be banished to the "Friends of Carol thread"..:wah:Er just heard that.just because your not pretty enough dear:rolleyes::p

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:56 pm

Carolly;763367 wrote: I dont apologise for making people laugh today and if this thread caused just one person to cheer up because of problems at home.....illness or whatever...its been worth it.

You & your friends make me laugh everyday.

Keep up the good work,we can all do with more laughter:wah::-6

Post by **spot** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:01 pm

kinks;763423 wrote: I'll be honest here.....i haven't read all of the thread

Stand up straight, shoulders back, stomach in, eyes front. You're a horrible excuse for a human being. What are you?

I remember I was on the popular side of a thread once, it was in August 2006. For some reason all the right people agreed with me. It felt very odd, that.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:03 pm

spot;763637 wrote: You're a horrible excuse for a human being. What are you?

I remember I was on the popular side of a thread once, it was in August 2006. For some reason all the right people agreed with me. It felt very odd, that.

Now your just attention seeking

....after all that captain Jack talk to tantalise the women like a carrott dangled to a rabbit:D

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:04 pm

spot;763637 wrote: You're a horrible excuse for a human being. What are you?

I remember I was on the popular side of a thread once, it was in August 2006. For some reason all the right people agreed with me. It felt very odd, that.
Got a link?

Post by **spot** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:06 pm

I just went to look, I can't find the thread. Maybe I just imagined it.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:08 am

spot;763643 wrote: I just went to look, I can't find the thread. Maybe I just imagined it.

Probably Spot !!!

I do hope you are feeling better today, chuck !:)

:wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:23 am

So then all the little FGers went and all lived in the big house and ALL lived happily after..................or did they:wah::wah::wah:............:wah:now...............let me fink of another friendly happy thread....................................

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:35 am

WHO'S BEEN READING MY POSTS????

ILL HUFF AND I'LL PUFF (ooops probably not pc to say puff)

ILL BREATHE HEAVY AND ILL BREATHE HEAVY :wah::wah::wah::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:53 am

Chezzie;763875 wrote: WHO'S BEEN READING MY POSTS????

ILL HUFF AND I'LL PUFF (ooops probably not pc to say puff)

ILL BREATHE HEAVY AND ILL BREATHE HEAVY Look sweetcheeks one drama queen here is enough ......got it!!!!:rolleyes:Anyway we are surposed to be living happely ever after fgs now stop trying to win next years oscars and behave!!!!:-5:rolleyes:;):)

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:55 am

hmmmp...and little red riding hood skipped happily to the woodcutters secret shed:D:D

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:00 am

Chezzie;763886 wrote: hmmmp...and little red riding hood skipped happily to the woodcutters secret shed:D:DTrust you to bring sex into it you brazen hussy!!!:rolleyes::p

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:08 am

And why not Mrs Posh, there aint much else to be joyful about is there :wah: :wah:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:10 am

Now Chezzie ------------------- where did you say this woodcutter's secret shed was ?????

:sneaky:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:10 am

mrsK;763554 wrote: You & your friends make me laugh everyday.

Keep up the good work,we can all do with more laughter:wah::-6I just saw this..........H that is very appreciated darlin......laughter is the best medicine and what Ive been through in my life I know that is very true..... and to think someone all those miles away we are helping with bringing some laughter into their life ...........well you have no idea how that makes me feel.God Bless you sweetheartxxx

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:14 am

G#Gill;763893 wrote: Now Chezzie ------------------- where did you say this woodcutter's secret shed was ?????

:sneaky:
Oh fgs.........look that woodcutter is fed up not bleedin hard up:rolleyes: now go and make a cake or somefing woman an calm down:rolleyes:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:16 am

Just butt out Mrs Posh, you're only jealous of my sensual charms :sneaky:

:wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:23 am

G#Gill;763897 wrote: Just butt out Mrs Posh, you're only jealous of my sensual charms :sneaky:Ye right...............darlin whats it like living in cuckoo land??????:rolleyes:

mind you if it keeps you happy just dream on my little red hot mamma;):wah:

Post by **spot** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:23 am

Since I did it with the turtles, may I have a quick go at the Maryland Code too?

Claim: In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'

What Maryland law says is actually a lot funnier. The Maryland Code for Criminal Law, Title 10: Crimes against public health, conduct, and sensibilities, Subtitle 1: Crimes against public health and safety makes it illegal to sell any condom by vending machine which is nonlatex (Prohibited.- A person may not sell or offer for sale a nonlatex condom by means of a vending machine or other automatic device) with the further restriction that you can't "sell or offer for sale a contraceptive or a contraceptive device, whether or not advertised as a prophylactic, by means of a vending machine or other automatic device at a kindergarten, nursery school, or elementary or secondary school".

Why did they leave out churches too if they're going to be that improbable?

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:24 am

Hey Mrs !!! I don't have to dream, like you ---------------- it's all real :wah::wah::sneaky:;)

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:33 am

spot;763901 wrote: Since I did it with the turtles, may I have a quick go at the Maryland Code too?

Claim: In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'

What Maryland law says is actually a lot funnier. The Maryland Code for Criminal Law, Title 10: Crimes against public health, conduct, and sensibilities, Subtitle 1: Crimes against public health and safety makes it illegal to sell any condom by vending machine which is nonlatex (Prohibited.- A person may not sell or offer for sale a nonlatex condom by means of a vending machine or other automatic device) with the further restriction that you can't "sell or offer for sale a contraceptive or a contraceptive device, whether or not advertised as a prophylactic, by means of a vending machine or other automatic device at a kindergarten, nursery school, or elementary or secondary school".

Why did they leave out churches too if they're going to be that improbable?

Spot, sometimes I think you have too much time on your hands!!!!:wah::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:34 am

G#Gill;763902 wrote: Hey Mrs !!! I don't have to dream, like you ---------------- it's all real :wah:Yes my little peanut.............Gill go and put yer teeth in.......put yer hearing aid on......comb yer 3 hairs and go and knock em dead:wah::wah::wah::p

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:35 am

Spot, good morning to you ! What are you on matey?

Listen, chuck, you don't seem to be recovered from yesterday so I would suggest a lie down, particularly as it seems you have been awake most of the night !:-3

I may be wrong, but I suspect that most people reading this thread are not particularly concerned with the sale of condoms according to The Maryland Code !

:wah:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:37 am

Immy, my thoughts entirely :wah::wah::wah::wah:

Post by **spot** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:37 am

It only took a couple of minutes to look up, honest. Was it not interesting?

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:37 am

G#Gill;763912 wrote: Spot, good morning to you ! What are you on matey?

Listen, chuck, you don't seem to be recovered from yesterday so I would suggest a lie down, particularly as it seems you have been awake most of the night !:-3

I may be wrong, but I suspect that most people reading this thread are not particularly concerned with the sale of condoms according to The Maryland Code !

:wah:

Ah, well, you see I am,'cos I think that if Spot is spending the time to check into this stuff someone should at least read it properly!!!

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:38 am

spot;763914 wrote: It only took a couple of minutes to look up, honest. Was it not interesting?

but my little spy camera proved that you have spent the whole night in search of this stuff.......answer that if you can, eh, eh?!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:39 am

spot;763914 wrote: It only took a couple of minutes to look up, honest. Was it not interesting?
I feel like I'm witnessing my classroom.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:39 am

spot;763914 wrote: It only took a couple of minutes to look up, honest. Was it not interesting?
Sorry spot ...but...........well how do i say this without hurting your feelings........oh I cant so..................NO!!!:rolleyes::wah:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:40 am

Carolly;763911 wrote: Yes my little peanut.............Gill go and put yer teeth in.......put yer hearing aid on......comb yer 3 hairs and go and knock em dead:wah::wah::p

You miscounted, Your Majesty, I have 10 hairs, so don't be so insulting :wah::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:41 am

Accountable;763917 wrote: I feel like I'm witnessing my classroom.

Yep true............and you know what

Im loving every minutes;)

pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:41 am

Carolly;763911 wrote: Yes my little peanut.............Gill go and put yer teeth in.......put yer hearing aid on......comb yer 3 hairs and go and knock em dead:wah::wah::wah::p

Carol - you just made me spit my coffee out!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **spot** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:47 am

Imladris;763916 wrote: but my little spy camera proved that you have spent the whole night in search of this stuff.......answer that if you can, eh, eh?!

You're so far off the mark... I spent a while chatting on msn, I got through 100 pages in a book about Charles Williams of whom I knew woefully little before I started this biography, I had a bath, cooked, made 5 phone calls, walked for fifty minutes across the downs and back and had a think. Quite when I'll sleep I don't know but I'll manage that too before tomorrow morning.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:51 am

pinkchick;763921 wrote: Carol - you just made me spit my coffee out!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflOh dear...........and coffee isn't cheap is it babe??:rolleyes:;)

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:52 am

spot;763926 wrote: You're so far off the mark... I spent a while chatting on msn, I got through 100 pages in a book about Charles Williams of whom I knew woefully little before I started this biography, I had a bath, cooked, made 5 phone calls, walked for fifty minutes across the downs and back and had a think. Quite when I'll sleep I don't know but I'll manage that too before tomorrow morning.

I just saw the timings on the Judas thread, you've been up most of the night haven't you.

Do you not need to sleep then? (serious question btw from someone with problems sleeping)

Post by **spot** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:59 am

Most weeks there'll be two nights when I don't, I just use the time to read and write because lying awake in bed would annoy me. The other nights I usually sleep solidly for seven hours and then the alarm clock hits me. I'm not always like this though - it describes the last four months or so.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:00 am

spot;763926 wrote: You're so far off the mark... I spent a while chatting on msn, I got through 100 pages in a book about Charles Williams of whom I knew woefully little before I started this biography, I had a bath, cooked, made 5 phone calls, walked for fifty minutes across the downs and back and had a think. Quite when I'll sleep I don't know but I'll manage that too before tomorrow morning.

SPOTTY baby, I didn't know there were any 'downs' in Wales !!:-3

Post by **spot** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:05 am

It's sort of Wales. That tree's a five minute walk.

Santanico · Post by **Santanico** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:06 am

spot;763914 wrote: It only took a couple of minutes to look up, honest. Was it not interesting?

You know, gotta side with spot on this one, that was pretty interesting...and funny.

Sorry to hear about your sleep problems, I've suffered on & off from insomnia for years, it sucks not getting enough sleep.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:07 am

spot;763933 wrote: It's sort of Wales. That tree's a five minute walk.

Well I haven't heard of Brigstowe Spots, so where are you really me little bookworm?

:-3