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But she was afraid if he had plastic surgery he would end up looking like Priscilla Presley and that would scare even her away.

Or he could end up looking like George Clooney and she would be jealous.

But not too jealous because she is a great singer just like his Aunt Rosemary Clooney.

So, she took a second job as a tree surgeon to pay for the surgery when he turns 15 yrs.

But she wasn't very successful because there aren't many trees that need surgery so she had to chose another career.

And wouldn't you know it, there is a job opening for her to drive a bus all day.

Her first stop each day is at the Pub, where she would pick up the crew and deliver them to their destinations. But there is something that would make her ponder.....

"Should I just announce to everyone on the bus that I will be charging for extra routes not normally covered"..........

Or should I just dump them all on the corner. They woudn't ever know because they are all............

Dipsticks................. naa ............. they can walk the rest of the way ! ......... then she had a better idea ...................;):rolleyes:

She would sell home made chicken soup:D

and she pondered "I'm gonna ask Gill if I can take her boat out for people to go sight seeing in the river".

qsducks;818989 wrote: and she pondered "I'm gonna ask Gill if I can take her boat out for people to go sight seeing in the river".no she aint .........shes gonna make her famous chicken soup:-5:sneaky:

Ok, she thought of ways to promote her famous chicken soup.....

Naaa ................................... then Carol thought she would ask Dick Quinton at the garage to check her car, as it was running lop-sided...........

she realised that it couldn't have been just the garbage can she'd hit................ so off she drove to find big Dick ............................. :rolleyes:

G#Gill;819001 wrote: Naaa ................................... then Carol thought she would ask Dick Quinton at the garage to check her car, as it was running lop-sided...........

she realised that it couldn't have been just the garbage can she'd hit................ so off she drove to find big Dick ............................. :rolleyes:excuse me:rolleyes:we are talkin about chicken soupl not Dick ....ok:sneaky:

PHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTH:sneaky:;):wah::wah:

She thought........I will go and see them at at Morrisons...........they would market it for her..........

and also that would give her an idea to advertize her soup on the side of a bus

But then decided a bus was to down market and decided she couldnt be bothered making gallons of bleedin chicken soup:-5

So, she decided to make a huge banner to advertize her soup intead

When she had finished the huge banner, she rolled it out to it's full length to read it................ TRY CAROIL'S CHICKEN SOUP IT'S SOOOOOO TOP GEAR !!!.................

OMG she thought, reading it all again and again............. I've put an 'I' in Carol and why 'TOP GEAR' ffs ?.............Gawd I must be thinkin toooooo much about big Dick at the garage........................ :-5 :rolleyes:

But it's too late to fix the blooper and she has to apply the picture of the chicken's on the banner. "ah, now that looks much better" and then Gill has to run to Dick's anyway as he has a ladder........

....... but then she thought ................ where are we going to stick a 40 foot by 6 foot length of banner ?????? :-5:rolleyes:.......................

Hang it from one side of the street to the other.

(couldn't resist this :wah:)

She's still thinking of the fella down at the garage !!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl obviously

CAROIL'S CHICKEN SOUP, IT'S SOOOOO TOP GEAR !!!

I don;'t care if it's made with the full **** flavour, looks good anyway.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Suddenly everybody wanted Carols chicken soup.............then one day Elizabeth rung and said she would like some for Phil as he was getting on abit and couldn't chew anyfing..................

So Carolly threw it in a blender and delivered it with a straw.

But the Palace wouldn't let her in as they said she was a friend of all the focers and they were all round the bleedin twist....

So instead she posted it in the mail to be delivered that night and paid dearly for the postage which she just added on to the bill.......

Er........Miss Ducky.....ihow can you put soup in the post??:-2