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AussiePam;1098296 wrote: Ahhhh eeeels.. Yep. Heap good tucker! But not that easy to come by without a country full of hedgerows and swampy ditches and river mud flats and all that jazz. My red haired sister was telling me at lunch the other day, that snakes work pretty well as a substitute. I haven't checked this out personally. Bon appetit!


OFGS Snakes now!! Don't tell Carolly, she'll be covering them in jelly and pouring them over her pie and mash :yh_sick:yh_sick:yh_sick:yh_sick:yh_sick

Carolly;1098286 wrote: Id insult you sugar but nature beat me to it:rolleyes::p


Your teeth are like stars.................. they come out at night :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Where as i... have the 'spanner' effect on men... when they see me.. their nuts tighten

oscar;1098323 wrote: OFGS Snakes now!! Don't tell Carolly, she'll be covering them in jelly and pouring them over her pie and mash :yh_sick:yh_sick:yh_sick:yh_sick:yh_sick
Or your bleedin head:rolleyes::sneaky:

Carolly;1098325 wrote: Or your bleedin head:rolleyes::sneaky:


It wouldn't be the first time i have been sprayed in slimy stuff :sneaky::sneaky:

oscar;1098328 wrote: It wouldn't be the first time i have been sprayed in slimy stuff :sneaky::sneaky:Ive heard different:rolleyes::sneaky:

oscar;1098324 wrote: Your teeth are like stars.................. they come out at night :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Where as i... have the 'spanner' effect on men... when they see me.. their nuts tighten
Tell me.........do you have a job getting lipsticks big enough for yer gob:rolleyes::sneaky::-5:driving:

Carolly;1098334 wrote: Tell me.........do you have a job getting lipsticks big enough for yer gob:rolleyes::sneaky::-5:driving:


I can't wear lippy.. It just sends the men too wild. A slick of vaseline is all it takes me to look gorgeous :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1098337 wrote: I can't wear lippy.. It just sends the men too wild. A slick of vaseline is all it takes me to look gorgeous :yh_rotfl:yh_rotflYe bet thats not all you use it for:sneaky:

Carolly;1098339 wrote: Ye bet thats not all you use it for:sneaky:


sssssshhhhhhh :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

Blimey yer both like a couple of pearly queen bleedin fishwives bawling eachother out in big red loud bloody letters. The tone of this thread has sunk to the level of the taste of jellied freakin eels. And a Lady is going leave the premises forthwith to find a more upmarket hostelry. Bye bye.



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AussiePam;1098358 wrote: Blimey yer both like a couple of pearly queen bleedin fishwives bawling eachother out in big red loud bloody letters. The tone of this thread has sunk to the level of the taste of jellied freakin eels. And a Lady is going leave the premises forthwith to find a more upmarket hostelry. Bye bye.



:sneaky:


It's now me pam... That Carolly drags me down to her level. I am a lady i'll have you know :yh_rotfl

AussiePam;1098358 wrote: Blimey yer both like a couple of pearly queen bleedin fishwives bawling eachother out in big red loud bloody letters. The tone of this thread has sunk to the level of the taste of jellied freakin eels. And a Lady is going leave the premises forthwith to find a more upmarket hostelry. Bye bye.



:sneaky:Where is she Pam:-3:-2

oscar;1098362 wrote: It's now me pam... That Carolly drags me down to her level. I am a lady i'll have you know :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflOh yer just to funny at times:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly;1098366 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflOh yer just to funny at times:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


I know :yh_rotfl

That Pam.... check out 'who's viewing the thread' at the bottom of the page.... she's watching :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1098374 wrote: I know :yh_rotfl

That Pam.... check out 'who's viewing the thread' at the bottom of the page.... she's watching :yh_rotfl:yh_rotflNo you daft tart shes gone offline but not logged off or shes having a bowl of Jeliied Eels:D

Carolly;1098377 wrote: No you daft tart shes gone offline but not logged off or shes having a bowl of Jeliied Eels:D


It's dangerous to go off line without logging off. Computers blow up and catch fire you know!

She's probably out with her red haired sister killing snakes :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1098379 wrote: It's dangerous to go off line without logging off. Computers blow up and catch fire you know!

She's probably out with her red haired sister killing snakes :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Do bleedin what you been on the lucozade again:-3

Carolly;1098382 wrote: Do bleedin what you been on the lucozade again:-3


Irish Cream please. I told you before, we are refined in this house :p:p:p:p

oscar;1098448 wrote: Irish Cream please. I told you before, we are refined in this house :p:p:p:pOh shut up yer as common as muck like me and you know it:D:rolleyes::p

oscar;1098374 wrote: I know :yh_rotfl

That Pam.... check out 'who's viewing the thread' at the bottom of the page.... she's watching :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


silly wrabbit, just means she has gone offline but hasn't logged out, should have seen the strange name I saw last night!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

heck, spot's on every page I'm on 24/7!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly;1098449 wrote: Oh shut up yer as common as muck like me and you know it:D:rolleyes::p


As a member of the Labour Party... that is just not true. I bet you don't have napkins and napkin rings and place mats at every meal when you sit down to stuff your gnashers with dead eels??? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl :sneaky::sneaky:

Odie;1098458 wrote: silly wrabbit, just means she has gone offline but hasn't logged out, should have seen the strange name I saw last night!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

heck, spot's on every page I'm on 24/7!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I always look to see who's watching a thread. it's such fun.

Galbally left his pc logged on to a thread and went down the pub for three months you know :sneaky::sneaky: (While he thought of something to say):sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

oscar;1098469 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I always look to see who's watching a thread. it's such fun.

Galbally left his pc logged on to a thread and went down the pub for three months you know :sneaky::sneaky: (While he thought of something to say):sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



trust me, everybody looks, it is fun, then you wait to be pounced on after you submit!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1098472 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



trust me, everybody looks, it is fun, then you wait to be pounced on after you submit!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


I know. Sometimes on the political threads, i look and if i see galbally and gmc watching, i delete my post quick :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1098477 wrote: I know. Sometimes on the political threads, i look and if i see galbally and gmc watching, i delete my post quick :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



been there to!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1098463 wrote: As a member of the Labour Party... that is just not true. I bet you don't have napkins and napkin rings and place mats at every meal when you sit down to stuff your gnashers with dead eels??? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl :sneaky::sneaky:Some of us dont still use napkins dear:sneaky::rolleyes:

Carolly;1098527 wrote: Some of us dont still use napkins dear:sneaky::rolleyes:


So what exactly do you use to wipe the eel snot from your mouth??:sneaky::sneaky:

oscar;1098536 wrote: So what exactly do you use to wipe the eel snot from your mouth??:sneaky::sneaky:The top of me hand of course you silly woman:sneaky::rolleyes:

Carolly;1098564 wrote: The top of me hand of course you silly woman:sneaky::rolleyes:


Really!!!!!!!!!! You common folk!

I dab my gob delicately with a clean linen napkin of course. :yh_rotfl

oscar;1098574 wrote: Really!!!!!!!!!! You common folk!

I dab my gob delicately with a clean linen napkin of course. :yh_rotfl
Ye of course you do dear as at a certain age people dribble more.....ahhhh bless:rolleyes:

Carolly;1098624 wrote: Ye of course you do dear as at a certain age people dribble more.....ahhhh bless:rolleyes:


Yes, but not from my mouth :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

oscar;1098633 wrote: Yes, but not from my mouth :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:
Well for gawd sake dont cough in the middle of Sainsburys then:-2

Carolly;1098641 wrote: Well for gawd sake dont cough in the middle of Sainsburys then:-2


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Ahh yes, Sainsbury's, where posh people shop. Posh people don't cough nor pass wind

oscar;1098645 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Ahh yes, Sainsbury's, where posh people shop. Posh people don't cough nor pass wind Im a Morrisons person and Nettos cause there bleedin cheap and I aint a snob like you:p:rolleyes:

Carolly;1098648 wrote: Im a Morrisons person and Nettos cause there bleedin cheap and I aint a snob like you:p:rolleyes:


I bet you get your booze at Lidle don't you?? :yh_rotfl

oscar;1098687 wrote: I bet you get your booze at Lidle don't you?? :yh_rotflI dont actually have booze in the house as I dont drink......only times ive had a drink this year was last night and over Christmas............Im a good girl I am:D:-6

Carolly;1098713 wrote: I dont actually have booze in the house as I dont drink......only times ive had a drink this year was last night and over Christmas............Im a good girl I am:D:-6


I don't drink all year but i do like an irish cream in a lead crystal glass of course!! at Christmas, Oh and egg nogg. That's the stuff they make your eel liquor out of :yh_rotfl

How the heck can you lot of ratbags tell who's viewing the bloody thread??? And do you really mean that Spot views all.. like BIG BROTHER is watching... GURK .. I can see him now sitting in a darkened desert sand dune surrounded by computer monitors and cactus flowers, one screen for each thread - waiting to pounce upon errors of grammar, punctuation, fact, use of fuzzy Arabic, or any unsupported remark... No it's too terrible a thought. Probably caused either by the ingestion of dead eels or by the migraine brought about by those screeching loud red letters. I give in. Total surrender. I admit to all the murders, your honour, and the mayhems too, it's a fair cop guvna. My name is Carolly and yep, I done it!!! Arrest me now!!! And transport me forthwith to the sunny colonies...



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AussiePam;1098773 wrote: How the heck can you lot of ratbags tell who's viewing the bloody thread??? And do you really mean that Spot views all.. like BIG BROTHER is watching... GURK .. I can see him now sitting in a darkened desert sand dune surrounded by computer monitors and cactus flowers, one screen for each thread - waiting to pounce upon errors of grammar, punctuation, fact, use of fuzzy Arabic, or any unsupported remark... No it's too terrible a thought. Probably caused either by the ingestion of dead eels or by the migraine brought about by those screeching loud red letters. I give in. Total surrender. I admit to all the murders, your honour, and the mayhems too, it's a fair cop guvna. My name is Carolly and yep, I done it!!! Arrest me now!!! And transport me forthwith to the sunny colonies...



:sneaky:


have you never seen at the bottom of some threads the names when someone is there viewing?



have you never noticed right after you post something, that person or others there, then post?

and on some high political threads, yes, spot has been there, along with others ready to make their posts, its just normal.

some threads get tons of attention at times, and were just viewing others posts, that's all.

your name was there because you didn't log out, tis all in good fun!:rolleyes:

AussiePam;1098773 wrote: How the heck can you lot of ratbags tell who's viewing the bloody thread??? And do you really mean that Spot views all.. like BIG BROTHER is watching... GURK .. I can see him now sitting in a darkened desert sand dune surrounded by computer monitors and cactus flowers, one screen for each thread - waiting to pounce upon errors of grammar, punctuation, fact, use of fuzzy Arabic, or any unsupported remark... No it's too terrible a thought. Probably caused either by the ingestion of dead eels or by the migraine brought about by those screeching loud red letters. I give in. Total surrender. I admit to all the murders, your honour, and the mayhems too, it's a fair cop guvna. My name is Carolly and yep, I done it!!! Arrest me now!!! And transport me forthwith to the sunny colonies...



:sneaky:Please excuse my much older and not as pretty as me sister.Its a shame really......we normally try to humour her and agree with her as otherwise she just gets in her Bubble Car..........yes she still has one:rolleyes: and races round Sydney...........and his getting fed up with it:-5:-5:sneaky:

Odie;1098781 wrote: can't you see at the bottom of somethreads the names when someone is there viewing?



have you never noticed right after you post something, that person then posts?

and on some high political threads, yes, spot has been there, along with others ready to make their posts, its just normal.



your name was there because you didn't log out, tis all in good fun!:rolleyes:

it is big brother hun, and were just funning!Odie............Ive known Pam awhile and she is one of the funniest ladys on here as well as being a very educated one.......she was jesting babe.......did I just say somefing nice about her fgs:-5:-5:-5

I was stirring, Odie. But no, I've never actually noticed that bit of terribly interesting info. I've found it now. That must be something really neat for the more paranoid Forum Gardeners to obsess over.. :yh_rotfl

Time I did some work.. TTFN

AussiePam;1098791 wrote: I was stirring, Odie. But no, I've never actually noticed that bit of terribly interesting info. I've found it now. That must be something really neat for the more paranoid Forum Gardeners to obsess over.. :yh_rotfl

Time I did some work.. TTFN


See Odie;):D

I just saw your comment Carolly ????????????????????????? Are you offended???? Gosh, I thought we were all funning about. I'll go delete everything... geesch.. then head back into my bubble or whatever...

AussiePam;1098797 wrote: I just saw your comment Carolly ????????????????????????? Are you offended???? Gosh, I thought we were all funning about. I'll go delete everything... geesch.. then head back into my bubble or whatever...Me Offended????

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:Im losing the plot I need to lay down and eat some grapes:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

AussiePam;1098773 wrote: How the heck can you lot of ratbags tell who's viewing the bloody thread??? And do you really mean that Spot views all.. like BIG BROTHER is watching... GURK .. I can see him now sitting in a darkened desert sand dune surrounded by computer monitors and cactus flowers, one screen for each thread - waiting to pounce upon errors of grammar, punctuation, fact, use of fuzzy Arabic, or any unsupported remark... No it's too terrible a thought. Probably caused either by the ingestion of dead eels or by the migraine brought about by those screeching loud red letters. I give in. Total surrender. I admit to all the murders, your honour, and the mayhems too, it's a fair cop guvna. My name is Carolly and yep, I done it!!! Arrest me now!!! And transport me forthwith to the sunny colonies...



:sneaky:


didn't read funny to me, thinking and sneaky icons?



oh well, carry on, what do I know anyway?:(

Carolly;1098798 wrote: Me Offended????

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:Im losing the plot I need to lay down and eat some grapes:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


That's what I thought. So I've not offended you or Gordie's Mate but I've possibly now offended Odie.. Oh dear. (I was trying to get you arrested and transported out to join me on the beach!!! but it was a kind of afterthought and I suppose might have been open to misunderstanding like so many things seem to be, lately). I really had better get out of here. I just detoured over to do Spot's nerd test, and found I am only slightly nerdy, whereas he is quite nerdy. It must be lunchtime. But I think I might avoid both eels and snake. And messing about online.

Dare I use the sneaky smiley again?? Yeahhh why not. It's my favourite.

:sneaky:

Carolly;1098798 wrote: Me Offended????

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:Im losing the plot I need to lay down and eat some grapes:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


omg you eating again:-5:-5

kayleneaussie;1098847 wrote: omg you eating again:-5:-5


she never stops eh?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1098855 wrote: she never stops eh?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


She needs the grapes to wash those murdered eels down with. Don't worry, I've asked Gordon to have her arrested :yh_rotfl