Ask Chris

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 2:56 am

pink princess wrote: if you could be anyone famous who would it be and why?

Good question PP.

Well I'll answer that for both the present and the past.

As a large golf fan, I would love to be Tiger Woods, and be able to play all around the world, (as u may remember travelling around the world is one of my greatest ambitions.) I'm not so bothered about the fame or money, I mean you can win one tournament now and be happy and secure for years to come!

The past is more tricky, I suppose I'm gonna have to go for a past sporting figure (you may by now notice I like my sport.) I would have to choose one of the old Liverpool greats, whom was my idol when I was young, and really got me into the sport, whom is the sadly departed Emelyn Hughes. I would love to be have been able to relive all his greatest sporting acheivements that are so well known throughout the football world.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 2:59 am

chonsigirl wrote: What is your favorite cartoon?

Well I don't really have a favourite cartoon now, but the one that had me hooked when I was a kid was The Flintstones. I used to watch them all the time when they were on tv.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:11 am

Jives wrote: If you could change one thing about the nature of mankind, what would it be?

Another toughy!

Hmm where do I start, there are quite a few things that really bug me about the world, and that I and I'm sure a lot of others would just love to see the end of. I personally am sick and tired of turning on the tv and hearing about so and so has died here, and so many people died in this attack. Therefore if it were possible I would just change this continual need and usage of guns and firearms to solve disputes, even for just common day racial arguments. People nowadays can't be bothered for peace talks and would just rather make their intentions clear with a bomb or a killing. This is something that I would love to be changed, as it would hopefully in the long run, make the world to live in a better place.

Hope that answers the question. If not then at least ya have another one of my views on the world! :p

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:16 am

Jives wrote: Did you ever do any recreational drugs?

Nope never smoked, don't do drugs, and have no intention of doing either anytime soon!!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:57 am

if you could do anyone famous who would it be and why?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:58 am

Wilma or Betty? :sneaky:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:59 am

If you were to move to Bedrock, what would you want your name to be?

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 4:13 am

Accountable wrote: if you could do anyone famous who would it be and why?

:wah: Now that I couldn't even consider answering!!

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 4:13 am

Accountable wrote: Wilma or Betty? :sneaky:

Always Betty!

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 4:18 am

Accountable wrote: If you were to move to Bedrock, what would you want your name to be?

Hmm perhaps Chris Granite or Chris Limestone

Any ideas yourself AC?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 4:22 am

Wrong thread for that.

Do you often answer a question with a question? :yh_rotfl

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 4:25 am

I don't know do u??

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:52 pm

What do you wanna be when you grow up? Tee hee hee

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:45 pm

Do you ever want to grow up?

*I ask that, because I never want to*

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:57 am

Does it frustrate you to know in your own mind that you're already grown, but people still ask you "when you grow up" questions? Doesn't it make you want to cry and kick around on the floor? Go ahead, no one's watching.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:37 am

*peeking around the corner to watch Chris*

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:10 am

In your own opinion are you

Fireman Calendar quality

or

Geek of the Week quality?

Honneykit · Post by **Honneykit** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:30 pm

Accountable wrote: Wilma or Betty? :sneaky:

Have you been watching Red Dwarf ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:30 pm

Chris, are you ever going to get Honneykits phone # and make her all swoony then ask for a proper date ?

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:16 am

minks wrote: What do you wanna be when you grow up? Tee hee hee

Hahaha well I could think of numerous responses to that, but I guess I would have to say a lawyer.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:16 am

chonsigirl wrote: Do you ever want to grow up?

*I ask that, because I never want to*

Hehehe no.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:19 am

Accountable wrote: Does it frustrate you to know in your own mind that you're already grown, but people still ask you "when you grow up" questions? Doesn't it make you want to cry and kick around on the floor? Go ahead, no one's watching.

Hahaha that's nearly as bad as old relatives seeing you for the first time in ages, and saying "ah aren't u all grown up since the last time we met, so what have u been doing since then?" I mean how am I supposed to remember what I've been doing over the last 10 years?? Ah bless them.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:25 am

minks wrote: In your own opinion are you

Fireman Calendar quality

or

Geek of the Week quality?

:wah: What kind of question is that???

To be honest I'm better quality than both.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:26 am

Honneykit wrote: Have you been watching Red Dwarf ?

Hmm I'm not sure if that question is meant for me or AC Honney, but personally yes.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:30 am

Nomad wrote: Chris, are you ever going to get Honneykits phone # and make her all swoony then ask for a proper date ?

Typical you're the one asking that question Nomad!! :sneaky:

I wasn't even aware that she had an interest in little old moi!! :p

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:11 am

chrisb84uk wrote: Typical you're the one asking that question Nomad!! :sneaky:

I wasn't even aware that she had an interest in little old moi!! :p

Ahem! You're not the best at reading subtle hints, are you, Chris? This little exchange is on display in another thread (smileys deleted):

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Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisb84uk

Well I'm sorry u had a bad date honney. I certainly would pay for any meals that I had on a date, oh and yes I am single and looking.

I know AC means well, but watch out for any little lies that he tells about me (unless they make me look good of course! )

Honneykit:

We will have to have coffee (Oh and i will pay) :yh_coffee

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:14 am

Sorry AC I should of put a better smiley on my initial message, it was meant to be a joke, (ok it was a poor one, my bad!!)

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:18 am

chrisb84uk wrote: Sorry AC I should of put a better smiley on my initial message, it was meant to be a joke, (ok it was a poor one, my bad!!)
Oh, so you did know she has an interest and are just evading the issue?? 'Fess up, young'un. Are you gonna pursue this or are you gonna risk breakin' her heart agin?

Far! where's your shotgun?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:19 am

can we have a shotgun wedding?

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:25 am

Accountable wrote: Oh, so you did know she has an interest and are just evading the issue?? 'Fess up, young'un. Are you gonna pursue this or are you gonna risk breakin' her heart agin?

Far! where's your shotgun?

sniff sniff I'm a good guy honest!!

Well perhaps it's my young lack of in-experience with women self, but I didn't exactly see a clear interest in me. I knew that she had said some nice things about me, but then so has everyone else. I guess I'm just really dumb and blind to see that huh??

Oh and you know that I'm happy to pursue any ladies attention towards me, I have no intention of letting any lady down!! I'm just amazed that anyone would even be interested in me. I mean the whole 'chris is ready for action' thread, spoke the truth, but I hardly actually thought anyone would really be interested!!

And there's no need for that shotgun now!!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:30 am

lady cop wrote: can we have a shotgun wedding?

Yee Haw! Far and I can compete for best shot - er - best man! Who's tossin' the plates?

PULL!

Honneykit · Post by **Honneykit** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:45 pm

Now ive been away for a day and theres talk of a wedding, and a shotgun! Whats going on ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:02 pm

Your getting married, its all planned out. Your coming right ?

Honneykit · Post by **Honneykit** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:05 pm

Well theres an offer are you giving me away.:yh_questn

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:32 am

Getting married!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, I don't even remember going out on a date with anyone, and I'm supposed to be getting married all ready!! Someone must have erased my mind, like something off the X-Files!

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:07 am

chrisb84uk wrote: Getting married!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, I don't even remember going out on a date with anyone, and I'm supposed to be getting married all ready!! Someone must have erased my mind, like something off the X-Files!

hehehehe

Looks like its the Forums first 'arranged marriage'

Off to buy a hat, lilac or hot pink??

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:12 am

I wonder who started this whole marriage thing?? Actually the more I think about it, the more likely I'm led to believe it was Cupid Nomad. Ah that guy!!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 6:27 am

Just relax, Chris. It's less painful if you don't fight it.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 6:31 am

Haha is that so AC, I'll take your word for it.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:28 am

Well I still that these threads are still going, so I'm being brave and bringing mine back up. Ok I'm not as smart and wise as AC, or as funny as Far, but I will attempt to give my honest answers to whatever questions that u pose.

Please be nice though!

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:39 am

Hahaha well I made this thread, soon after the others, but obviously I became less interesting then everybody else hahaha. I mean look at Far's, he has over 1,000 posts in his I think, he is just so popular!!

But please be nice, and that applies to u too Snooze!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:21 am

What inspires you to be that great RPG player that you are?

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:27 am

chonsigirl wrote: What inspires you to be that great RPG player that you are?

Well I have always loved game RPG's since I bought my first one as a kid, so I guess that when I see a new RPG, I can't help myself but play, and play a lot. It helps to have a lot of dedication and commitment, and to strive to be the best that u can.

And I can't deny that being able to have bragging rights around here, also insipires me to continue beating the snot out of all the ugly guys in there. :p

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:34 am

Okay. Just a few basic questions.

Why is the sky blue?

Why is the ocean blue but water is clear?

What's an indoor voice?

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:54 am

Accountable wrote: Okay. Just a few basic questions.

Why is the sky blue?

The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air. However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.

Why is the ocean blue but water is clear?

The main reason for this is because white light (including sunlight) is

composed of a spectrum of colors (red, blue, yellow...). When light goes

through air or water, it scatters. That is, it bounces off molecules in

the air or water and shoots off into a different direction. Different

colors scatter at different efficiencies. Blue light scatters more than

red light. For example, when blue and white light enters the ocean, it

scatters much more in the first few meters than white light. This

scattered light is shot out back to the atmosphere. The red light,

however, goes deeper and more of it gets absorbed by the ocean than the blue light. Therefore, as an observer above the ocean, we see more of

the blue light. But if you were an observer deep under the water, you

would see more red light. The reason why you don't see this effect in a

drop of water is because there is not enough water for the scattering to

make any observable difference in color.

What's an indoor voice?

Haven't got a clue, I don't know when u talk indoors.

It's questions like this that make me wonder why I brought this thread back up, thanks a lot AC!

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:02 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Have you ever danced in your underpants to a Bob Seger song?

Nope can honestly say no that, well the Bob Seger bit anyway, who the heck is he anyway?? :-2

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:09 am

Oh I'm sorry Snooze, I don't want to hurt your feelings, just because I have never of heard of the guy. I'm sure his music is great, yeah really great!