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Wolverine wrote: finished a great poetry book last night.

"Trails in the Sand."

by Peter Dragon
Hey I finished my book this morning, about john robinson, the freak from Kansas who was into... well yeah and killed all the women he ..... with.

minks wrote: Hey I finished my book this morning, about john robinson, the freak from Kansas who was into... well yeah and killed all the women he ..... with.


into sex--------------- killed all the women heslept with?

Peter's brother wrote a fine Pre-teen book.

"40 yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Maykit

illistrations by Betty Doent

NOMAD,

I love your kinder gentler AVITAR ...much better..

floppy,

I expect he will have something to say about this.. Ok I'm going to get some popocorn made for this..

less honest or representative of the creep but a nice pic.

FLOPPY,

No I didn't see the thread.. little devil, he knows how to work a crowd..:guitarist

Thanks Carla, Im just trying to reach out to foopy, shes been hardened and is bitter. Perhaps one day we can chip away the stone and underneath we will find more stone. Then what ?





I just dont know.

Accountable wrote: :yh_rotfl



Yup, me & ol' Anas gonna bale sum hay & shuck some corn. Work always goes quicker with Anas around. :yh_cow


Not that kinda work.



'Ol Anas, he total city boy.



Take it from one who knows.



Anas's wife, on the other hand...



:D

I don't want to die now! I've still got a headache! I don't want to go to heaven whith a headache, I'd be all cross and wouldn't enjoy it!

Just heard a Welbutrin XL commercial.

"Possible side effects may include: " ....................increased thoughts of suicide.............."

Isn't one of the reasons I am taking this is to get rid of those thoughts????

Accountable wrote: I don't want to die now! I've still got a headache! I don't want to go to heaven whith a headache, I'd be all cross and wouldn't enjoy it!


Yes! Arthur Dent! hahahahahahahahahahahaha :yh_rotfl



..."Hey my left arm's come off! How am I going to operate my digital watch now?!" :wah:

glpride wrote:



Just heard a Welbutrin XL commercial.



"Possible side effects may include: " ....................increased thoughts of suicide.............."



Isn't one of the reasons I am taking this is to get rid of those thoughts????
:yh_rotfl

I guess if you actually kill yourself you'll stop thinking about it. ... SUCCESS! :yh_rotfl

glpride wrote:



Just heard a Welbutrin XL commercial.



"Possible side effects may include: " ....................increased thoughts of suicide.............."



Isn't one of the reasons I am taking this is to get rid of those thoughts????


Ah, YUP!! Dontcha just love DRUGS?!?!? So many of them say stuff like that!



And now for something random:



Stacked up like planes over Dallas!



;)

Why is it that if you drink one bottle of Bud, you pee four? :-3

What's that about?

abbey wrote: Why is it that if you drink one bottle of Bud, you pee four? :-3

What's that about?


Happens to me but with Coffee!!:wah:

You don't need a parachute to skydive.

you need a parachute to skydive TWICE!

I have recently (and rather painfully) come to a realization.

Sex is like breathing....

you constantly take it for granted until the day you are no longer allowed to do it

:-3

Wolverine wrote: I have recently (and rather painfully) come to a realization.

Sex is like breathing....

you constantly take it for granted until the day you are no longer allowed to do it

:-3




oh dear!! Do you need re-directing to the Freinds, Relationships and Advice thread??



Or possibly the Medical threads??:wah:

Betty Boop wrote: oh dear!! Do you need re-directing to the Freinds, Relationships and Advice thread??



Or possibly the Medical threads??:wah:NO just send him over the pub! :wah: :wah:

abbey wrote: NO just send him over the pub! :wah: :wah:


i've been shot down more than than the SCUD missles used in the Gulf War.

Wolverine wrote: i've been shot down more than than the SCUD missles used in the Gulf War.




Never mind there's plenty more SCUD missiles in the ummmmm sky????:wah:

Betty Boop wrote: Never mind there's plenty more SCUD missiles in the ummmmm sky????:wah:


anyways...................

Wolverine wrote: I have recently (and rather painfully) come to a realization.

Sex is like breathing....

you constantly take it for granted until the day you are no longer allowed to do it

:-3"allowed?" define...

My mum calls ME scud! :-2

SuiteDarlin wrote: "allowed?" define...


once you get "Cut Off" you are no longer allowed.

when you constantly get the "If you touch me, I'll claw your eyes out!" look.

Wolverine wrote: once you get "Cut Off" you are no longer allowed.

when you constantly get the "If you touch me, I'll claw your eyes out!" look.ooohhhh, not good. You married? (rofl)

SuiteDarlin wrote: ooohhhh, not good. You married? (rofl)


no. but i was engaged once. so i know most of the looks.

Wolverine wrote: no. but i was engaged once. so i know most of the looks.So- what do you look like? You think it's that?

or is it your breath?

I'm just kidding...

but what do YOU think is the reason you are not "allowed" to have sex.

SuiteDarlin wrote: So- what do you look like? You think it's that?

or is it your breath?

I'm just kidding...

but what do YOU think is the reason you are not "allowed" to have sex.


ok, Dr Phil. that's enough head shrinking for today.

the thread is "Anything random...goes here"



if you would like to continue this discussion, i suggest a great deal of beer and a few shots over at the Pub.

care to join me?

Wolverine wrote: ok, Dr Phil. that's enough head shrinking for today.

the thread is "Anything random...goes here"



if you would like to continue this discussion, i suggest a great deal of beer and a few shots over at the Pub.

care to join me?been there all day... *hic

come on in, i'm buying

SuiteDarlin wrote: been there all day... *hic

come on in, i'm buying


bout time

kmhowe wrote: The bible warns becareful of shepards in shemps clothing.
:yh_rotfl

JAB wrote: I'm typing this from work. Ssshhhhh, don't tell anybody... :yh_shhhh


Well, make sure Spirit Mother doesn't find out. She adores gossip :yh_ooooo

The four parts of a cow's stomach are the reticulum, the rumen, the

omasum, and the abomasum.



:yh_eyebro :yh_silly

valerie wrote: The four parts of a cow's stomach are the reticulum, the rumen, the

omasum, and the abomasum.



:yh_eyebro :yh_sillyAnd that people actually eat the lining of a cows stomach (tripe) UGH!

Uck, bleck gag, OMG

the most off putting thing on the planet is a stray hair. Omg as I get older I can barely handle these, including my own. My gag reflex is almost embarassing. I don't mean in food (mind you that nearly causes cardiac arrest for me) I mean anywhere, on clothing, on my hand after I wash my own dam hair, in the tub, on the floor, gack anywhere..... I can't tolerate it.......