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zinkyusa wrote: run woppy run:-5


I am, I am!! * woppy runs like poo off a shovel......then trips up and goes ar*e over t*ts into a puddle *:(

Hamster wrote: Is that a "No" then??


hammy, there's your chance to leave the little tykes and scydaddle out of there........

Hamster wrote: Is that a "No" then??


We've just had my sister-in-laws two kids for the day as well as Archie, they have absolutely driven me bonkers!!!:-2

woppy71 wrote: We've just had my sister-in-laws two kids for the day as well as Archie, they have absolutely driven me bonkers!!!:-2


oh good, then what will twelve more be..............

guppy wrote: oh good, then what will twelve more be..............:DOh god no.....please stop frightening me like that!!:-3

How random are we talking???

1 - If mountaing goats were bread with set of legs shorter than the other, then they would have a much easier time walking around - although turning round and going back down the other way would be a challenge.........

2 - If you had to be a fruit/ veg and carry your own weight in harvest - what would you be and why? I'd be a watermelon.

Sheryl wrote: The squirrels are stealing my pecans from my tree. oh well it's funny to watch them. I now know that squirrels have unusually large nuts for thier size. :-2
If you want to jack with the squirrels, get a statue of a large cat like tiger or lion and place it near their food supply. Like a bird feeder. Those squirrels get really antsy when they get near it.

Supersilly@rse wrote: How random are we talking???

2 - If you had to be a fruit/ veg and carry your own weight in harvest - what would you be and why? I'd be a watermelon.


I would be a cucumber

That way I could be "as cool as a cucumber"

Hamster wrote: Um..welcome!!

SA..did I miss your intro thread?? If so sorry!!

And yes we need more random than that please!! :wah:


Why thank you!

Intro thread? Sozzers, didn't do one....'my bad?

Am thrilled to know there's somewhere I can share my randomness!

Hamster wrote: Um....I like you already!!! :wah:


Coolio! I like you too! We shall be chums and go picknicking together!

I may do an 'Intro' shortly. What are the essentials for a stonking intro?

Just be yourself.......................

Supersilly@rse wrote: Coolio! I like you too! We shall be chums and go picknicking together!



I may do an 'Intro' shortly. What are the essentials for a stonking intro?


some people have nice days picnic's with noodle salad

jimbo wrote: some people have nice days picnic's with noodle salad


Good times and noodle salad!

Pinky wrote: Plums!:)


Why Plums pinky?

Is it because no one ever knows when a bite will be sweet or sour? :wah:

I'm just kidding ya --

I wouldn't poop you....

you're my favorite turd.

Pinky wrote: Anyway - plums - I was being rude again! In the UK certain bits of guys anatomy have this nickname:yh_giggle


plums? well they're round, still can't figure it out pinks

Pinky wrote: Anyway - plums - I was being rude again! In the UK certain bits of guys anatomy have this nickname:yh_giggle


Royal Marines slang --

plums - Someone who hasn't bagged off in a while

ie. blackwell is major plums

Pinky wrote: LMAO!!!! Hehe...it just goes to show how things can have such different meanings!


Me?

I'm cool as a cucumber.

:wah:

Pinky wrote: I said the other word to, hee hee!:DI wanted to be a butler at one time, it seems a perfect job for me. I'd have insisted on being called Scrotum, which might have limited the households prepared to engage me.

Pinky wrote: Would you have had to speak with a plum in your mouth as well?

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotflI'm sure butlers aren't at all like that, but the name fits perfectly for a wrinkled retainer. The name originates with the late Viv Stanshall and far too few people remember it any longer.

Pinky wrote: Zinks...get right up close to the screen and look carefully..

Plums - scrotum


ah plums and cucumbers i think i'm figuring this out now:sneaky:

zinkyusa wrote: ah plums and cucumbers i think i'm figuring this out now:sneaky:


I wonder if they taste the same as nuts and knobs.

On the way to work this morning, I saw 3 handpainted signs, approximately 4ft square and about 200 yards apart. The following was painted on them and I've been wondering all day what they meant. Any ideas?

Sign1 - NEW SOCKS TODAY



Sign 2 - AND A NEW JUMPER

Sign 3 - Doh!

I have just been attacked, swarmed, abounded, teemed, assailed, beset, stormed marauded and plundered by angry ladybugs.

Eeeeeek!

flopstock wrote: Okay, I want to know which one of you creeps got the Christian fundamentalist to contact me on the dating site...:wah:



Just imagine the possibilities!!!:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl


HOHOHOHO

you made my day Floppy, I would like to say misery loves company and it was me, but I could never do that to you... Crikey which site are you on, I am steering clear....

Pinky wrote: Haha!!! You can borrow my ad if ya want Floopy...

31 year old witch seeks nice christian boy.

Must be available on full moons and Hallowe'en.

Self-sacrificing nature a bonus


I'm catholic

That has to count for something.