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qsducks;1033716 wrote: Batman & I'm going as the Witchy Woman - are you surprised?:wah:


:wah:

Not surprised at all.........in a good way though.

I use to dress up as a scare crow and sit on the front porch with the candy bowl in my lap. Loved it when the kids went to take a handful of candy and I grabbed their arm........:wah: priceless! :yh_rotfl

Mustang;1033720 wrote: :wah:

Not surprised at all.........in a good way though.

I use to dress up as a scare crow and sit on the front porch with the candy bowl in my lap. Loved it when the kids went to take a handful of candy and I grabbed their arm........:wah: priceless! :yh_rotfl


OMG, PMSL:wah::wah:

JAB;1033725 wrote: Ya big meanie! So you're the cause of all those nightmares! The mothers must have loved you! :wah:


Muahahahaha.....the mothers were the first to screech and RUN, with the kids bringing up the rear! :wah: :wah:

JAB;1033730 wrote: Lovely effect you have on women and children! :wah:


Yeah I do, don't I! :wah: Nah....everything was cool. Kids got their candy and the parents liked the Halloween joke. Mine was mild compared to some of the other stuff pulled off by other neighbors. Hey, we take Halloween night serious, what can I say?! :wah:

JAB;1033736 wrote: You just have to train them to turn and run into yer arms is all; ya know, to be comforted or sumpthin'....


my cats love me!:wah:

Jester;1034730 wrote: *Jester enters the pub, tosses his hat on his hook, jumps the bar, and pours out the good stuff*

Who's up for a bit of a drink?


I am kind sir, would love a pina colada!

Jester;1034730 wrote: *Jester enters the pub, tosses his hat on his hook, jumps the bar, and pours out the good stuff*

Who's up for a bit of a drink?


well hey there cowboy! :-4

i'm afraid i don't drink darlin!

JAB;1034741 wrote: I'll have whatever yer pourin'......and Hope's too! :wah:


:wah::wah::wah:

Jester;1034753 wrote: *jester tosses the bottles*

*pours a nice pina colda for Odie*

*pours two shots of taquila for JO (Hopes too)*

*then pours Hope and Jester a nice tall glass of ice cold sweet tea*

Oh kay that ought ot keep us for a short bit....

I got my daughter in the shop for a meeting, be back soon!;)


thank you darlin thats perfect! :-6

oh just the Odie makes it icy cold!

I brought tostillas with melted cheese and topped with tomato chunks.

hope6 and jester, dig in!

alright, Odie's a dancing!






how old is your daughter hun?

Wow Jester! you sing too! is there any end to your talents? :-4

Jester;1034806 wrote: 15.

Yeah she's a looker too, but not to worry I got the boys at bay. I have them fooled into beliveing I will kill them and no one will ever find the body.

:wah:


watch out dad, she has only just begun!:wah:

is she at home with you and the boys?

JAB;1034763 wrote: Tequila shots? :-2 Rutroh, this could be dangerous...




welcome tonight JAB, hot tositillos with melted cheese and chunks of tomatoes, help yourself!

Jester;1034813 wrote: Yep, shes in front of me doing her biology work...

She has promised me never to marry and to stay home with me and take care of me in my old age.


never believe a teenager!:sneaky::wah:

JAB, your drooling everywhere eh?:wah:

JAB;1034817 wrote: rutroh again....hot foods make me drink more! :p


ohhhhhhhh no don't do hot or spicy, just meant they were hot from the oven!

now clean up your mess!:wah:

Jester can close up the bar tonight, not cleaning up again!:-5:wah:

Jester;1034827 wrote: There's a boy who likes her at church...

When he comes up the front steps I grasp his little hand in one of my great paws and greet him and make sure he knows I can crush him into a bloody pulp.

She has half the unction in her court, but I control the other half ;)


and your gun in the other hand?:wah:

Jester;1034808 wrote: Online? NO! Amazingly on line I sound just like Toby Kieth! :wah:


:wah::wah: thats the thing about being online, we can be anything we want to be!

Odie;1034825 wrote: ohhhhhhhh no don't do hot or spicy, just meant they were hot from the oven!

now clean up your mess!:wah:

Jester can close up the bar tonight, not cleaning up again!:-5:wah:


owwww now i like spicy food too! :sneaky:

i'm feeling very sassy tonight! :sneaky:

Hope goes over to the jukebox to play something that matches her mood! :guitarist



T-R-O-U-B-L-E

I play an old piano from nine till a half past one

Tryin' to make a livin' watchin' everybody have fun

Well, I don't miss much that ever happens on a dance hall floor

Mercy, look what just walked through that door

Well, hello T-R-0-U-B-L-E

What in the world you're doin' A-L-O-N-E?

Say, good L-double O-K-I-N-G

I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E

I was a little bitty baby when my papa hit the skids

Mama had a time tryin' to raise nine kids

Told me not to stare 'cause it was impolite

And did the best she could to try to raise me right

But mama never told me 'bout nothing like Y-O-U

Say, your mama must have been another something or the other too

Say, hello good L-double O-K-I-N-G

I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E

Well, you talk about a woman I've seen a lot of others

But too much something' and not enough another

You've got it all together like a lovin' machine

Lookin' like glory and walkin' like a dream

Mother Nature's sure been good to Y-O-U

Well, your mama must have been another good lookin' too

Say, hey, good L-double O-K-I-N-G

I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E

Well, you talk about a trouble-makin' hunka pokey bait,

The men are gonna love and all the women gonna hate

Reminding them of everything they never gonna be

Maybe the beginning of the World War III

Oh, the world ain't ready for nothin' like a Y-O-U

Well, I bet your mama must have been another something or the other too

Say hey good L-double O-K-I-N-G

I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E

ya know the first time i ever came in this pub, i ended up dancing up on the bar before i left! :sneaky::sneaky:

Jester;1034858 wrote: hehehe.... me too and sometime later my pants *Jester points to the jeans on the wall* ended up, up there...

Minks put them there. She's a delightfully crafty little thing!


owwwwwwwwww Jester! were you doing a chippindale routine or something? :wah::wah: :sneaky::sneaky:

JAB;1034867 wrote: No, here's a pic of Jester and I....


very nice! but how did he lose his pants? :wah::wah:

Jester;1034858 wrote: hehehe.... me too and sometime later my pants *Jester points to the jeans on the wall* ended up, up there...

Minks put them there. She's a delightfully crafty little thing!




oh dear, those were the days when Accountable used to come and do some cleaning too!!!:wah:

okay you guys this has been fun but i got to go!

Jester darlin, i wanted to come by and spend a little time with you before you had to leave again, and say thank you for watching out for me around here like you do!

my knight in shining armor! :-4

i don't know when i will be back again, but i will try to come back and say goodbye before you leave! :-6

take care everybody! :-4:-4

Take care, Hope.

ohhhhhhh I went for dinner and missed the fun!

where did Jester go, Odie needs another drink!