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BANNED... she rolled the word around her tongue.. felt the ropes tightening around her breasts.... a glazed and wondorous look came into her eyes, and she contemplated the prospect of being,, Banned, Banned Banned!!!!! At that moment she knew she had gone bad. Come and get me you limeys?? !!! Come and get me..... Not since the last infiltration of white fly on the pointsetta crop, had she felt such a feeling of anticipation and excitement... and the prospect of it all ( whatever it was.......) felt damn good!!

Clipper wrote: Does this recent turn of events with CARLA mean I don't have to worry bout getting beaned with a coconut? Wearing this feetsball helmet has really become a PITA.....:yh_whistl these coconuts that Nomad is wearing are the only ones you have to worry about! the rest of them, we fill with rum!!

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*yikes*

SnoozeControl wrote: Oh yeah! That got me kinda hot.
Just lazing around... on a Sunday afternoon. Dreaming of being captured. Isnt that what everyone does?

CARLA wrote: LC you have a point I'm jumping ship can I HANG with you and BR...!!!




HEY ! :-4 muka muka poo ???

Say it aint so !!!

The guy was siccing his dog on me cmon !

The plans we made................



50/50 split ? :-3

weeder wrote: BANNED... she rolled the word around her tongue.. felt the ropes tightening around her breasts.... a glazed and wondorous look came into her eyes, and she contemplated the prospect of being,, Banned, Banned Banned!!!!! At that moment she knew she had gone bad. Come and get me you limeys?? !!! Come and get me..... Not since the last infiltration of white fly on the pointsetta crop, had she felt such a feeling of anticipation and excitement... and the prospect of it all ( whatever it was.......) felt damn good!!


wow

consider yourself captured :-6

I don't know boss, you left with Clipper, LC, and puddles all alone it was awful...!! I had to jump ship...!!

[QUOTE]HEY ! muka muka poo ???

Say it aint so !!!

The guy was siccing his dog on me cmon !

The plans we made................

50/50 split ? [/QUOTE]

you can't trust him Carla, he'll dump you like yesterday's fishwrapper the minute some chihuahua attacks his ankles! :rolleyes:

CARLA wrote: I don't know boss, you left with Clipper, LC, and puddles all alone it was awful...!! I had to jump ship...!!


Muka baby your killing me here.

LC ? Shes going to England...think she cares ? NOT !

Br ? Soon as the snow melts its all about her and her little scooter...GONE !

Then what ? Ill still be here waiting for you.

Im loyal to you, your my 1st officer. :-4

OK boss 1st officer CARLA back on duty.. !!

Whats it gonna take muka ?

You want some control right ?

Power ?

You want to weild your sword and draw blood dont ya ?

I saw it in you, you have that killer instinct !

Use it dammit !

You think LC is going to share the glory with you ?

HA !

CARLA wrote: OK boss 1st officer CARLA back on duty.. !!


Good girl ! :-6

50/50 just like I said !

CARLA wrote: OK boss 1st officer CARLA back on duty.. !! ...

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Im out muka.

Your in charge...you go get those bastards ! :-4

Serving waffles for breakfast tomorrow, Clipper?

Nomad wrote: Im out muka.

Your in charge...you go get those bastards ! :-4see??? he bailed on you again!! how do you say :yh_chickn in Hawaiian? :wah:

OK MY BOSS IS BANNED, BANNED, BANNED..!! BR , LC AND CLIPPER I BEG YOU PLEASE LET ME JOIN THE DARKSIDE... I'M A TRAITOR, BUT I CAN DO THE HULA..!!

Best I can do is some great Hawaiian drinks..

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VOLCANIC PUNCH

3 cans frozen fruit punch concentrate

1 64oz-can pineapple juice

1 can cream of coconut

2 2-Liters ginger ale

ice cubes

Optional: vodka

In a large punch bowl add the 3 cans of frozen fruit punch concentrate. Keep one of the empty frozen juice cans. Fill the can with water 6 times and add to punch bowl. Add pineapple juice, one bottle of ginger ale, and ice cubes then stir. Then add as much of the 2nd bottle of ginger ale as possible leaving at least 3 inches from the rim of the punch bowl and stir again. Pour in the can of cream of coconut on top. If you want the punch to be alcoholic add vodka. Will serve 40-70 people.

MAI TAI

There are a lot of variations on this basic recipe for a Hawaiian favorite. A word to the wise, don’t have one mai tai after another, with almost 4oz. of liquor and that fruity flavor you might be dancing a hula to the pounding in your head!

2 oz. light rum

1 oz. Triple sec orange liquor

1 tbsp. Orgest almond liquor or almond flavored syrup

1 tbsp. Grenadine

1 tbsp. lime juice

1 dash 151prf. rum or dark rum (optional)

Shake ingredients (except the dark rum) and strain into a large glass about 1/3 full with crushed ice. Decorate with a maraschino cherry speared to a wedge of fresh pineapple. Top with a dash of dark rum for that reddish color, or for sure inebriation 151 proof rum. Put an orchid in each drink for the full Hawaiian effect.

BLUE HAWAII

1 oz light rum

2 oz pineapple juice

1 oz Blue Curacao

1 oz Cream of coconut

1 slice pineapple

1 cherry

Blend light rum, blue curacao, pineapple juice, and cream of coconut with one cup of ice in an electric blender at high speed. Pour contents into a highball glass. Decorate with the slice of pineapple and a cherry.

CHI-CHI

1 1/2 oz vodka (non-alcoholic chi-chi omit the vodka)

4 oz pineapple juice

1 oz cream of coconut

1 slice pineapple

1 cherry

Blend vodka, pineapple juice, and cream of coconut with one cup of ice in an electric blender at a high speed. Pour into a wineglass, decorate with the slice of pineapple and the cherry, and serve.
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i'll have a mai tai....all is forgiven, you were seduced by the duplicitous and evil power-mad Nomad, let him try to find another flunky! probably some poor newbie will fall prey to his negligible 'charms'. :rolleyes:

OK Clipper will this suit Mrs. Clipper...!!

[QUOTE]Bob's Hearty Hawaiian Breakfast Recipe

This is based on a Hawaiian breakfast favorite called Loco Moco. I've modified it to appeal to those that like their breakfast with an old fashioned white gravy. Not for the weak of heart, but mighty tasty just the same.

1 cup ground sausage

1/4 cup chopped green peppers

1/4 cup chopped onions

1 tablespoon butter

1 tablespoon truffle oil (optional)

2-4 tablespoons flour, mixed with

salt and pepper

1 cup milk

2 1/4 cups steamed rice

3 cooked hamburger patties

3 eggs, over easy

3 servings Change size or US/metric

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20 minutes 5 mins prep [/QUOTE]

Clipper wrote: Hey LC you gonna let her slide that easy? Sheeeesh....I'm sure glad you ain't a Judge.....LOL!!nah, i'm a harda$$...but Carla and i go way back, the mad scientist had her hypnotized!

Clipper wrote: Hardass my butt....I'll bet you can't even count things you've seen on the job that rip you apart and bring tears to yer eyes.....BTDT too sweetie.

now THERE'S another thread!! you, me, Karaze Papa, could tell some tales. we should consider it. it's all funny and it's all tragedy.

Clipper wrote: KP is a LEO ?? First I heard of it!! Local,State or Fed?Montana state police. he's on a cruise right now, should be back very soon. what about you, i missed it somehow.

Nomad wrote: wow

consider yourself captured :-6
Thank God... what a relief!!

Crikey all of this talk of take-overs and whatnot since I've been away is confusing me.



So let me get this right, Nomad is in charge?? Hehehe I couldn't think of anyone better to maintain a fair sense of law and order in here, (well except LC of course, but don't let Nomad know that I said that!) :wah: