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:yh_rotfl :yh_sick you are kidding aren't you????SnoozeControl wrote: Okay, how about Tom Jones circa 1974?

And what wacky tobacky have you been smoking? :wah:

fOmg I think I'm going to be sick, hairy chests bleh!

Sheryl wrote: fOmg I think I'm going to be sick, hairy chests bleh!


OMG he looks ghastly...

SnoozeControl wrote: He's a bit furry for my taste and his head is overlarge, but he's got a nice body.


Note how teeny that bikini is whooo weeee

SnoozeControl wrote: What are you implying, you little minx?
well you can see his ummm pelvic bones

:wah: admit it, you were eyeballing the treasure trail

SnoozeControl wrote: He's a bit furry for my taste and his head is overlarge, but he's got a nice body.


Cereally, Tom Jones can belt out a tune, hes got a great voice. I dont really know about the sexy hairy chest though.

SnoozeControl wrote: Probably Eric Clapton.


Managed to sweet-talk some tickets so I took my kids to see him and they were blown away. And he's playing Birmingham in 56 days so gonna try and go again. Woohoo :guitarist

What's the best prank you had ever pulled on someone?

My daughter was born on April 2nd. The day before, my son told all the mothers at the school gate that he'd had a little brother called Eric.

When I went to pick him up on the afternoon, I was given loads of baby clothes and stuff in blue by the excited throng

Sneeze

Was the Earth covered by one land mass once ?

If so how did the continents divide ?

How did specific languages and borders, governments, religions etc. evolve ?

Animal species; why do we have crocodiles on several continents ?

In other words if the lands seperated how did individual portions of the Earth seperated by thousands of miles of ocean between them end up with like species on them ?

How much meat is there in a Womble?

Uncle Kram wrote: How much meat is there in a Womble?




Oh oh !! I know ! Pick me !!

Shes had 3 at one time in there before. (but that was in the 70's)

Did the Wombles cross the Atlantic?

Attached files

if a dog travels into the future and bites his own tail; when will he feel it?

what is half of wednesday?

if next Tuesday is purple; what color was Christmas Eve?

Wolverine wrote: if next Tuesday is purple; what color was Christmas Eve?


Shes gonna write stop it like 350 times now.





Is burnt sienna in the equation ?

Nomad wrote: Shes gonna write stop it like 350 times now.





Is burnt sienna in the equation ?
surprisingly, yes, it is.

how did you know?

Dearest sneeze babe,

Would yo enjoy a garden fresh chef salad w/ hard boiled egg slices, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, thin cucumber, julienned carrot, croutons your choice of dressing followed by a 1/2 lb. Black Angus burger charcoal grilled to perfection with a thick slice of swiss cheese melted over it and broiled in butter mushrooms dolloped on top with a freshly made chocolate malt for dessert ?

Would ya ?

Wolverine wrote: surprisingly, yes, it is.

how did you know?




You need all the pertinent info you can lay your hands on to make an accurate Christmas Eve color prediction ! :rolleyes: Sneeze never would have gotten that.

Nomad wrote: You need all the pertinent info you can lay your hands on to make an accurate Christmas Eve color prediction ! :rolleyes: Sneeze never would have gotten that.
you are truly wise, sir.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? :-3

Do ducks sneeze?

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

What sound does a bunny make?

When was the last time you picked your nose?

Sheryl wrote: When was the last time you picked your nose?


She doesnt pick. I think her phrase is blowing wads in the shower.

Nomad wrote: She doesnt pick. I think her phrase is blowing wads in the shower.




Ewww I thought that was just a guy thing.

Lil~Basco wrote: If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? :-3
i'm the happiest guy i know.

no kids, no wife....:wah:

Sheryl wrote: Ewww I thought that was just a guy thing.
we knew a state trooper once that went hunting with us....went to blow a snot wad and forget he had a ski mask on! :wah: What a friggin' mess! :rolleyes:

Lil~Basco wrote: we knew a state trooper once that went hunting with us....went to blow a snot wad and forget he had a ski mask on! :wah: What a friggin' mess! :rolleyes:
oh my damn.

Lil~Basco wrote: we knew a state trooper once that went hunting with us....went to blow a snot wad and forget he had a ski mask on! :wah: What a friggin' mess! :rolleyes:


:yh_sick :yh_sick that's just gross.

Wolverine wrote: oh my damn.




































heads up

sounds gay brother

Nomad wrote:









heads up

sounds gay brother
really? *limp wrist on waist*

They say "Oh my Heck" in Utah.

How do you hinky-dinky-parle vous?

chonsigirl wrote: How do you hinky-dinky-parle vous?




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