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SnoozeControl wrote: Ooooh, is this the part he starts taking off his clothes? *starts fumbling with a dollar bill in her sweaty little hands*Damn, rumbled... I was called "Dollar" Bill for years.

Mind you, rumbling's quite nice. A little lower, Snooze.

spot wrote: Damn, rumbled... I was called "Dollar" Bill for years.



Mind you, rumbling's quite nice. A little lower, Snooze.
Over here, you could've used Ten Spot ($10) and kept up the string.

Accountable wrote: Over here, you could've used Ten Spot ($10) and kept up the string. :DThat is SO frustrating - I was completely unaware that a dollar's called a spot in the US. That would have been so perfect if I'd known.

OED Quotations: 1846 DURIVAGE & BURNHAM Stray Subjects 135, I moved towards the money, but he prevented my raising it, by covering it with a twenty-spot. 1848 LOWELL Biglow P. Ser. I. ix. 176 He said He'd give a fifty spot right out, to git ye, 'live or dead. 1896 J. Lillard's Poker Stories 246 But one single dollar remained of that five spot.

SnoozeControl wrote: Oh stop it. I know you researched the word "spot" to death before using it as your identifier to hundreds of thousands of online fans.:rolleyes:A little lower still, Snooze, and has anyone described you as horny-handed in public before? Here's a bottle of baby oil, that might help.

I’m just going outside and may be some time... you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to reformat this blasted machine and rebuild from scratch, get it just that last few percent better. Ubuntu is really really wonderful.

Well said Paul, class act, as always!:)

SnoozeControl wrote: Shouldn't "horny" be on the filtered word list?



Admin!



(Good luck and hurry back. We wait with bated breath for your return to tell us why you're apparently speaking in Swahili.)




yes spot





bated breath





I love a man that isnt afraid to get all Swahili !

Nomad wrote: I love a man that isnt afraid to get all Swahili !I just remembered a laptop I could put in front of this rebuild, so I can do it with one hand and play here with the other. Some people would call that versatile. By golly you need good eyesight to cope with a 1600x1200 15 incher, it's just as well that I'm near-sighted. Mister Dell probably bought a chain of opticians the week before he released this on the market.

Is anyone else here using non-Microsoft on a regular basis at home?

spot wrote: I just remembered a laptop I could put in front of this rebuild, so I can do it with one hand and play here with the other. Some people would call that versatile. By golly you need good eyesight to cope with a 1600x1200 15 incher, it's just as well that I'm near-sighted. Mister Dell probably bought a chain of opticians the week before he released this on the market.



Is anyone else here using non-Microsoft on a regular basis at home?




I like bacon on my peanut butter sandwiches.

Nomad wrote: I like bacon on my peanut butter sandwiches.


I love Paris in the springtime

and peanut butter that goes "crunch" all the time.

Maxi_Uno wrote: I love Paris in the springtime

and peanut butter that goes "crunch" all the time.


















Paris...all that old stuff !

Do they have crunchy peanut butter there ?

quiche in paris is the best in the world :-4

buttercup wrote: quiche in paris is the best in the world :-4




They have better eggs ?

Whats all this got to do with Microsoft anyhoo ?

Spot ! Its all going to hell in a handbasket !

Nomad wrote: Now theres the REAL troublemaker !


Put up your dukes!!



Signed,

Mrs. Annasasasafrassy



Er, however you spell that

Nomad wrote: They have better eggs ?


Maybe it's the chickens. what came first, the chicken or the egg? Maybe they get layed better

valerie wrote: Put up your dukes!!



Signed,

Mrs. Annasasasafrassy



Er, however you spell that




Do you see this Anastrophy ? Are you seeing this ? :p

valerie wrote: Put up your dukes!!



Signed,

Mrs. Annasasasafrassy



Er, however you spell that

SnoozeControl wrote: I think Val just called herself Mrs Sassy Ass, but I'm not sure.

I've got it up again. Does anyone want a thread on Ubuntu, or am I being over-technical?

spot wrote: I've got it up again. Does anyone want a thread on Ubuntu, or am I being over-technical?
TMI! TMI! :yh_sick

SnoozeControl wrote: You shouldn't mock Spot, Accountable... he's very proud when he gets it up and announces it at every opportunity.And it's still going! "Uptime 5 hours 32 minutes" it says in the corner...

I'm actually going to be there tomorrow Snooze.. well tomorrow London time. It takes 22 hours flying from Oz.. and I think the plane gets to refuel in Honkers this time. Usually it's Singapore. This flight is actually a freebie. I finally decided to cash in a large bunch of frequent flier points. Anyway all of you, try not to massacree each other totally while I'm away, keep the home fires buring and the bas&#@$s honest, as we say in Oz.. and I'll hope to see you all again in mid June.

Thanks Snooze, Arnold !!! I was reading a newbie thread here earlier this evening and suddenly felt a nostalgic urge to go reread my own welcome. And both of you guys were there for me then. It meant a lot. Really. I was seriously contemplating shooting through for good recently. But in the end decided against it. Yer stuck with me.. smile... You take care too and look after the fine people in here. We might have a few iffy moments, but we're family. Cheesy grin.

[QUOTE=SnoozeControl]I know everything isn't always about me, at least I keep getting told that, but let me reassure everyone that I haven't joined the new forum, so you're all safe from my horrible and snarly self. Thank you and have a nice day.

QUOTE]

Well now... that's not strictly true as I registered on that forum as SnoozeControl. They're not overly keen on your puns I might add

That's nice of you, Snooze. I've really been churning the last while. But I've made the decision to stay. My imminent absence is a longstanding arrangement (I hafta do this from time to time) - I will have an internet connection in London, but I'm not familiar with the area in the north of Italy where I'll mostly be.

SnoozeControl wrote: I imagine seeing my name at all would give some members a dire need to relieve their bowels.If you could bottle that you'd make a fortune.

The name, not the... oh never mind.

SnoozeControl wrote: So when someone said to me "slick move, Exlax" it'd be true?Undoubtedly, but he'd be blackballed if he applied to any club of which I was a member.

SnoozeControl wrote: Gawd Spot! Don't you think of anything other than sex?The only reason Sigmund Freud never won the Nobel Prize is that he somehow avoided getting you onto his couch, Snooze. You could hire that mind of yours out to Psychiatrists' Conventions.

AussiePam wrote: I'm actually going to be there tomorrow Snooze.. well tomorrow London time. It takes 22 hours flying from Oz.. and I think the plane gets to refuel in Honkers this time. Usually it's Singapore. This flight is actually a freebie. I finally decided to cash in a large bunch of frequent flier points. Anyway all of you, try not to massacree each other totally while I'm away, keep the home fires buring and the bas&#@$s honest, as we say in Oz.. and I'll hope to see you all again in mid June.


Oh Pam, you will be sorely missed, mid June that's a long time!!! Well, anyway have a safe trip, & enjoy yourself, as I'm sure you will. ENJOY!!!!

And do drop in here if'n you get the chance before that!!

SnoozeControl wrote: [QUOTE=Uncle Kram]

I imagine seeing my name at all would give some members a dire need to relieve their bowels. The puns would just be an added bonus.
Dont you mean............ to relieve their bowels. The p(r)un(e)s would just be an added bonus?

sixyearsleft wrote: I'm not, i've been banned:)Perhaps, six, if you make a small mental vow never ever again to mention here the existence of any other internet site - consider it a self-imposed penance - you might stop triggering these avalanches that follow your posts. It's like watching a bull of very little grace negotiating narrow aisles in a china shop and, along with Queen Victoria, I am not amused.

sixyearsleft wrote: Very wise words indeed, i should take a more sober approach:o


do you need to consult your thread with the hangover remedies this morning ?

I like spam. Didn't we have a spam-love thread in here somewhere?

Accountable wrote: I like spam. Didn't we have a spam-love thread in here somewhere?


Well I found this in the archives, not sure if this is exactly the thread you are talking about though AC.



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