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Galbally;519109 wrote: I thought you did, you sly dog? You are my best buddy now though! :wah:
Of course in a non gay sorta way. Not that there is anything wrong with that.:wah:

Hamster;519113 wrote: Are you sure he only wants a little? :sneaky:
Your right he probaqbly wants more than a little. I mean he is a 4hour marathon lover.

Dear YZGI, do you think blondes have more fun or do they just like talking about it?

Hamster;519118 wrote: YZGI have you ever considered a gay adventure?
Absolutely not. Unless of course your talking about a fun Safari.

Pinky;519122 wrote: They're not for you, dafty!:rolleyes:



Do guys consider it bad manners to wear your boots in bed?
Boots in bed are good as long as knickers are off.

Ah good! Bed advice. YZGI, Our mattress is uncomfortable. My beloved checked the internet and it suggested mattress rotation, so now we're sleeping in shifts. Isn't there a better way?

YZGI;519115 wrote: Of course in a non gay sorta way. Not that there is anything wrong with that.:wah:


Good lord, this thread has taken a dramatic twist. :-3

I am not a left-fielder either, but if I was I am sure I would look you up. :yh_rotfl

YZGI;519119 wrote: Your right he probaqbly wants more than a little. I mean he is a 4hour marathon lover.


Erm,



I may have been embellishing that somewhat, though I do my best. Sting, now he apparently is the man, maybe we should ask his wife, shes a German, you know what they are like.

Galbally;519120 wrote: Dear YZGI, do you think blondes have more fun or do they just like talking about it?
No I dont think they have more fun. I think they were trying to difuse the dumb blond thing so they tried to come up with a cute rhyme. Thats the best they could do I reckon. Just kidding calm down you toe heads.:wah:

Hamster;519126 wrote: YZGI do you think Boots or socks are better in bed?


Boots, which kind?

Socks? Oh no.

Accountable;519129 wrote: Ah good! Bed advice. YZGI, Our mattress is uncomfortable. My beloved checked the internet and it suggested mattress rotation, so now we're sleeping in shifts. Isn't there a better way?
Yes. You sleep on the bottom of the mattress and she sleeps on the top. That way you can sleep at the same time.

Hamster;519138 wrote: YZGI is Galbally fibbing about his sexual prowess?
Nah who fibs about that sort of thing?

Pinky;519122 wrote: They're not for you, dafty!:rolleyes:

Do guys consider it bad manners to wear your boots in bed?


Erm, well as long as you havn't just walked through a muddy field in them I guess its alright?

Pinky;519135 wrote: What's the best way to prevent your partner from getting headboard concussion?
Rubber headboards.

If your bedframe has wheels is it better to lock them or more fun to see where you end up by the end of the night?

Hamster;519148 wrote: YZGI do you think an orgy is fun or just too much?
Too much fun.

Hamster;519138 wrote: YZGI is Galbally fibbing about his sexual prowess?


Not at all, (cough) as soon as I remember what you are actually supposed to do during it, I will be completely back in action. :yh_rotfl

koan;519150 wrote: If your bedframe has wheels is it better to lock them or more fun to see where you end up by the end of the night?
I have a feeling I know where I would end up if my bed rolled. Lets just say there would be horns a honkin.

Dear ZYGI, whats the best way to demonstrate my god-like sexual prowess to hamster, while at the same time breathing in to provide the illusion of a six pack (well a flat pack anyway)?

Hamster;519151 wrote: Knee pads!


Are we playing cricket or getting it on here? Or are they the same thing, eh, eh?

Hamster;519156 wrote: YZGI have you ever had a threesome?
No I dont need the pressure of pleasing two women. I am also afraid the anti-nagging button (g-spot) would be in a different location.

Hamster;519160 wrote: An all day "Hold-it-all-in" corset?


Do you have one handy?

Galbally;519158 wrote: Dear ZYGI, whats the best way to demonstrate my god-like sexual prowess to hamster, while at the same time breathing in to provide the illusion of a six pack (well a flat pack anyway)?
Always lie on your back when she is around. The stomache flattens right out.