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spot;590934 wrote: Overlook, guppy? I thought fish were meant to be speared.



While I've got your attention - have you told everyone what you caught on holiday yet?


i am holding out for a harpoon....:yh_bigsmi

guppy;590937 wrote: i am holding out for a harpoon....:yh_bigsmi
You're a fish, not a whale! You'd do lots better to let me play you on the end of my rod.

spot considers whether all these modes of address have been employed earlier in the thread and decides it's very likely

spot;590938 wrote: You're a fish, not a whale! You'd do lots better to let me play you on the end of my rod.



spot considers whether all these modes of address have been employed earlier in the thread and decides it's very likely


i am not looking for a player.....:p

guppy;590943 wrote: i am not looking for a player.....:p


Well be careful with my tackle while you're scrambling loose then.

Just what did you catch on holiday anyway?

spot;590948 wrote: Well be careful with my tackle while you're scrambling loose then. who said i was gonna take the bait?



Just what did you catch on holiday anyway?


why do i feel like i am being set up? .......i caught yellow fin and black fin tuna, limited out on trout one day..and caught the captian of the boat with my hook....for real.....:p he got out of my way after that........lol:wah:

it seems like a long time since anyone came in this thread.

koan;591840 wrote: it seems like a long time since anyone came in this thread.


no wonder - it's not safe here! Anyone might attack you Helllllllllpppp!

Bryn Mawr;591871 wrote: no wonder - it's not safe here! Anyone might attack you Helllllllllpppp!


That's why we learn our safe words.

koan;591880 wrote: That's why we learn our safe words.


okay I'll bite, what are "safe words"?? I know about quiet voice, but never heard safe words...

WonderWendy3;591886 wrote: okay I'll bite, what are "safe words"?? I know about quiet voice, but never heard safe words...


red light!!! red light!! that's what we use in BDSM

did i write that out loud?:-3

WonderWendy3;591886 wrote: okay I'll bite, what are "safe words"?? I know about quiet voice, but never heard safe words...


I wondered if anyone would ask.

Sometimes you want to be able to say stop without the person actually stopping so you need a "safe word" that means really stop.

koan;591898 wrote: I wondered if anyone would ask.

Sometimes you want to be able to say stop without the person actually stopping so you need a "safe word" that means really stop.


Oh yeah, saw that on Mad TV one time...or maybe Sat. Night Live, they were having a swingers party....and safe words were to be used....:wah:

koan;591898 wrote: I wondered if anyone would ask.

Sometimes you want to be able to say stop without the person actually stopping so you need a "safe word" that means really stop.


Oh what a sheltered life I've had - I even had to google BDSM for gawd's sake :wah:

Pinky;591939 wrote: What's BDSM?:-3


Google it :p

Pinky;591952 wrote: Aw, but I'm lazy!!!!:(


Apparently it's Bondage Domination & Sado Massochism

No wonder you need safe words!

and lock-picks and running shoes ......

...and I'm disappointed, too... considering recent going-ons... :p Somebody needs a spanking! :wah:

G-man;591972 wrote: ...and I'm disappointed, too... considering recent going-ons... :p Somebody needs a spanking! :wah:


Fraaank - Where is that man when you need him!

yeah. I heard his rash spread.

I think it came from too much spanking in his down time.

Sometimes you just gotta get a grip

ouch. that's deep.

That's what *I* said. :sneaky:

Mind? No, I don't mind! :sneaky:

I try not to think too much. Just open up and see what happens.

sometimes you just got to take it as it comes..

I try to take it but sometimes it's just too much.

in that case SWALLOW and let it go....

is this a thread about Italian suppositories?

I've heard about The Italian Job but I thought it was blown out of proportion.

sometimes you've just got to suck it.......up.

and sometimes you just have to ease into it....

....relax and open yourself up to the experience

sometimes you just have to ride it out....:sneaky:

dig in your heels and make the most of it.

I thought "Innuendo" was I-Talian for anal sex:-2

did i just hear the slamming of a door?:wah:

I need urgent help , I have lost my Truncheon , has anyone seen it ,I was showing it to a lady the other night , she fainted and I have not seen it since :-1

If a whole truncheon disappeared I'd say it's with the person who's walking funny.

I thought that was just 'cause I made you weak in the knees.