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oscar;1177710 wrote: In my world....posts fall into the following catagories:



One poster makes me cry.








One poster makes me cry.



ME ? :-6

Betty Boop;1177490 wrote: Can I borrow a line nice and sunny here in Cornwall too but my washing lines are tiny :wah:

Welcome to the garden Therese :-6


Course you can Betty.....there you go...And thanks for the welcome;)

therese;1177713 wrote: Course you can Betty.....there you go...And thanks for the welcome;)


Betty is the only one that welcomed you ?

First let me apologize on behalf of all the inconsiderate members.

I welcome you.

Betty is unique though. Shes wearing a court ordered ankle bracelet and really cant go anywhere. The rest of us are "decent folk" busy making the world a better place to live in.

Nomad;1177715 wrote: Betty is the only one that welcomed you ?

First let me apologize on behalf of all the inconsiderate members.

I welcome you.

Betty is unique though. Shes wearing a court ordered ankle bracelet and really cant go anywhere. The rest of us are "decent folk" busy making the world a better place to live in. Betty is indeed electronically tagged and must report to her nearest police station on the hour.

Nomad;1177712 wrote: One poster makes me cry.



ME ? :-6
You fall into the criminally insane catagory.

The one that makes me cry has a beard.

oscar;1177710 wrote: In my world....posts fall into the following catagories:

One poster makes me cry.

Some make me think 'Oh For ****s sake!

Some are ....:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl and not worthy of a reply

Some are from the criminally insane.

Some i may feel a tinge of respect for

I'll leave you to guess who fits which catagory.
I have been upset on another site too oscar!! Why do these cowards hide behind their screens...upsetting people ? They would not have the guts to tell you face to face!! I wish some peeps would get a bloody life !!! The bloody little cowards...I had a really good friend once and because of the scum on the site they turned her against me and it really hurt at the time I cried buckets and could not go to work for a week! That was a while ago I was so naive and now learned a lesson!!

Annie1;1177753 wrote: I have been upset on another site too oscar!! Why do these cowards hide behind their screens...upsetting people ? They would not have the guts to tell you face to face!! I wish some peeps would get a bloody life !!! The bloody little cowards...I had a really good friend once and because of the scum on the site they turned her against me and it really hurt at the time I cried buckets and could not go to work for a week! That was a while ago I was so naive and now learned a lesson!!
Thankyou Annie..... you sound a lovely person. I hope you stick around :-6:-6

oscar;1177701 wrote: For the benifit of Annie, the new member.....watch out for

gmc

galbally

clodhopper

el whopper

farmer giles

chookie

buttercup

Chezzie

Kazzala



And anyone sounding remotely British. They are all trouble-makers.


You left off a few:yh_rotfl

Ahem..



Nomad;1177707 wrote: Its true. They are the worst of the worst.

If I oscar had a dollar is everytime their one of them has leader made me cry.........

Annie1;1177753 wrote: I have been upset on another site too oscar!! Why do these cowards hide behind their screens...upsetting people ? They would not have the guts to tell you face to face!! I wish some peeps would get a bloody life !!! The bloody little cowards...I had a really good friend once and because of the scum on the site they turned her against me and it really hurt at the time I cried buckets and could not go to work for a week! That was a while ago I was so naive and now learned a lesson!!


We are all here to have FUN! and not get into the stupid dramas that occur here.:wah:

qsducks;1177762 wrote: We are all here to have FUN! and not get into the stupid dramas that occur here.:wah:




Speak for yourself.

Get in, raise hell and get out. That my motto.

Nomad;1177764 wrote: Speak for yourself.

Get in, raise hell and get out. That my motto.


Namby pamby....see you in the pub for darts:wah:

Nomad;1177757 wrote: Ahem.. Oh I get it now. You want to be the one who makes me cry don't you? :wah:

qsducks;1177765 wrote: Namby pamby....see you in the pub for darts:wah: Can we make that naked alligator wrestling?

oscar;1177767 wrote: Can we make that naked alligator wrestling?


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl as long as I get to post it on youtube

Receiving word this morning that I've pretty much been guaranteed a scholarship that will pay for half of my education. Yes, you read that correctly... I'm getting yet another Master's degree and I'm going to re-join the entertainment industry... this time I'm going into the film industry.

G-man;1178412 wrote: Receiving word this morning that I've pretty much been guaranteed a scholarship that will pay for half of my education. Yes, you read that correctly... I'm getting yet another Master's degree and I'm going to re-join the entertainment industry... this time I'm going into the film industry.


that should be interesting

changing the water in my fish tank and re-arranging the furniture in it!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Finding out I had a built in Mike on me laptop after having it for months:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

P.S......and also getting me Pocket Surfer even though I aint a clue how it works:wah::wah:

Carolly;1178476 wrote: Finding out I had a built in Mike on me laptop after having it for months:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


ohhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooo and you had bought one.

G-man;1178412 wrote: Receiving word this morning that I've pretty much been guaranteed a scholarship that will pay for half of my education. Yes, you read that correctly... I'm getting yet another Master's degree and I'm going to re-join the entertainment industry... this time I'm going into the film industry.


congrats, that's awesome!:-6

entertainment world as what?

The sun is shining,birds are singing.

All is good in my world today.

Congrats G Man:-6

Odie;1178539 wrote: ohhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooo and you had bought one.
Oh c'mon... it's not like she's not rich or anything... :wah:

Odie;1178543 wrote: congrats, that's awesome!:-6

entertainment world as what?
That's a good question... :p I'm going to get involved in CGI. It's something that I probably should've gotten involved in years ago as it's something that I've always had an interest in. I blame it mostly on my incredibly talented family... and myself for having far too many interests. :p

mrsK;1178549 wrote: The sun is shining,birds are singing.

All is good in my world today.

Congrats G Man:-6
The weather was wonderful today, wasn't it? I've got a feeling we're all going to be scorching soon, though!

Thanks! Things are really starting to work out for me once again and I'm really excited!

I didnt have a meltdown. I persevered and triumphed.

I am planning on having one in the near future though and Id like all of you to be a part of it.

Nomad;1178568 wrote: I didnt have a meltdown. I persevered and triumphed.

I am planning on having one in the near future though and Id like all of you to be a part of it. I'm there with you.

Peter Lake;1178571 wrote: I'm there with you.




Dual meltdown ? I think I like it.

Nomad;1178573 wrote: Dual meltdown ? I think I like it. Sharing is caring

Peter Lake;1178576 wrote: Sharing is caring




We will be a tornado, hurricane, tsunami and earthquake all rolled into one.

Our wrath will be unleashed as if Revelations were unfolding.

God have mercy on their souls YES !

Nomad;1178581 wrote: We will be a tornado, hurricane, tsunami and earthquake all rolled into one.

Our wrath will be unleashed as if Revelations were unfolding.

God have mercy on their souls YES ! A great terror shall rain from the skies on all who scorn us.

Peter Lake;1178584 wrote: A great terror shall rain from the skies on all who scorn us.


We will trample on them as if they were insignificant grubs and they will flee with terror in their hearts. Many will soil themselves.

Nomad;1178585 wrote: We will trample on them as if they were insignificant grubs and they will flee with terror in their hearts. Many will soil themselves. We will rule unchallenged for no man hath thou power to defeat us. Animals will flee to the mountains, young children shall cry, grown men will quake at the mere mention of our names, for we are the chosen two.

Peter Lake;1178590 wrote: We will rule unchallenged for no man hath thou power to defeat us. Animals will flee to the mountains, young children shall cry, grown men will quake at the mere mention of our names, for we are the chosen two.


We are the chosen two Peter Lake !

We will devour.............question, are we going after FG or a country, the world or what ?

I mean I should know what Im getting myself into here.

Nomad;1178596 wrote: We are the chosen two Peter Lake !

We will devour.............question, are we going after FG or a country, the world or what ?

I mean I should know what Im getting myself into here. First rule of conquering--- take out the little people first. Forum Garden shall surrender lamely, then we take England, very easy, they're all sleep, I'm the only man awake. Then we wait until sun up and we take Canada. We'll have a coffee and decide further tactics. Your in charge.

Easy boys its only Tuesday. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

[QUOTE]Quote:

Originally Posted by Nomad

We will trample on them as if they were insignificant grubs and they will flee with terror in their hearts. Many will soil themselves.

We will rule unchallenged for no man hath thou power to defeat us. Animals will flee to the mountains, young children shall cry, grown men will quake at the mere mention of our names, for we are the chosen two.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peter Lake

We will rule unchallenged for no man hath thou power to defeat us. Animals will flee to the mountains, young children shall cry, grown men will quake at the mere mention of our names, for we are the chosen two.

We are the chosen two Peter Lake !

We will devour.............question, are we going after FG or a country, the world or what ?

I mean I should know what Im getting myself into here.[/QUOTE]

CARLA;1178599 wrote: Easy boys its only Tuesday. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Stand aside Madam, this is going to be bloody. Protect your eyes and ears.

It's wednesday in England.

Peter Lake;1178598 wrote: First rule of conquering--- take out the little people first. Forum Garden shall surrender lamely, then we take England, very easy, they're all sleep, I'm the only man awake. Then we wait until sun up and we take Canada. We'll have a coffee and decide further tactics. Your in charge.


Ok so were starting at FG then going to England ?

Maybe we should start with FG wrap Canada up shoot down to Mexico, maybe spread some havoc on Texas on the way then over to the really liitle people like the Irish and Welsh. We could probably squeeze in Scotland before dinner.

Oh theyre gonna pay Peter Lake.

We will destroy them with glee. (sometimes when Im conquering I kind of half snort half laugh....hope that wont be a problem)

Nomad;1178604 wrote: Ok so were starting at FG then going to England ?

Maybe we should start with FG wrap Canada up shoot down to Mexico, maybe spread some havoc on Texas on the way then over to the really liitle people like the Irish and Welsh. We could probably squeeze in Scotland before dinner.

Oh theyre gonna pay Peter Lake.

We will destroy them with glee. (sometimes when Im conquering I kind of half snort half laugh....hope that wont be a problem) Forum Garden will be easy, I hear Spots out of town, We'll catch them all in the time zone snooze period. England we will take by surprise on a monday when it's half day closing. Wales could be tough, too many sheep dogs keeping watch but will spike their food. Scotland will be simple, just offer them some haggis and they'll fall asleep. I'm not sure about Mexico, I've heard about their chilli down there so you go in first and make sure the coast is clear. While we're in Texas, i'd like to stop off just to get one of those neat stetson's. It'll look good with my new shades. Over to you.

The snort half laugh is on par with my stiffled chortle of glee.

They will pay for this Nomad.

Peter Lake;1178607 wrote: Forum Garden will be easy, I hear Spots out of town, We'll catch them all in the time zone snooze period. England we will take by surprise on a monday when it's half day closing. Wales could be tough, too many sheep dogs keeping watch but will spike their food. Scotland will be simple, just offer them some haggis and they'll fall asleep. I'm not sure about Mexico, I've heard about their chilli down there so you go in first and make sure the coast is clear. While we're in Texas, i'd like to stop off just to get one of those neat stetson's. It'll look good with my new shades. Over to you.



The snort half laugh is on par with my stiffled chortle of glee.



They will pay for this Nomad.






Damned straight they will.

Well get you the best Stetson in Texas !

Tequila. We conquer Mexico with Tequila.

Nomad;1178614 wrote: Damned straight they will.

Well get you the best Stetson in Texas !

Tequila. We conquer Mexico with Tequila. I want the biggest Stetson, one like J.R. Ewing. Not like Bobby Ewing, I don't want to wake up in a shower and find i've been dreaming.

Do we get the little worm with the Tequila and salt and lime---- I need salt and lime.

These people will never know the wrath they have unleashed on us.

I'm told my medication has worked and i have to go back to my room. I shall contact you covertly at a time the others know nothing of. Hold tight my friend. Our day of reckoning is coming.

Peter Lake;1178623 wrote: I want the biggest Stetson, one like J.R. Ewing. Not like Bobby Ewing, I don't want to wake up in a shower and find i've been dreaming.

Do we get the little worm with the Tequila and salt and lime---- I need salt and lime.



These people will never know the wrath they have unleashed on us.



I'm told my medication has worked and i have to go back to my room. I shall contact you covertly at a time the others know nothing of. Hold tight my friend. Our day of reckoning is coming.




Soon Peter Lake. Soon.

Nomad;1178568 wrote: I didnt have a meltdown. I persevered and triumphed.

I am planning on having one in the near future though and Id like all of you to be a part of it.


I already have several, I can help you!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1178642 wrote: I already have several, I can help you!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Good. Peter Lake and I have big plans. I have to discuss it with him but I think your mental instability will serve our purpose well.

Nomad;1178646 wrote: Good. Peter Lake and I have big plans. I have to discuss it with him but I think your mental instability will serve our purpose well.


wonderful, okay you guys discuss your plans, I will be here somewhere! I think!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

my baby is home today. :-4 Even though he's sick I love having him all to myself. :-4

I received a nice little thank you card from my godson Sean...I got him Spongebob Lego's for his birthday.:-6

Nomad;1178646 wrote: Good. Peter Lake and I have big plans. I have to discuss it with him but I think your mental instability will serve our purpose well.
I've rumbled your plans and your in big trouble.

Peter Lake will be in hospital for a few days so i'm de-funking his pc while he's away and can't talk to Nomad.

I bought a new car today :-6:-6:-6

oscar;1178832 wrote: I've rumbled your plans and your in big trouble.

Peter Lake will be in hospital for a few days so i'm de-funking his pc while he's away and can't talk to Nomad.

I bought a new car today :-6:-6:-6


Yes, and she bought one for Peter too.:sneaky:

:wah::wah: I took a pic of it on the fore-court. They are giving it a service and it'll be ready friday. I'll try to upload a pic. At last i will have an estate where the 3 dogs can go behind a guard and not leap all over the place.

oscar;1178835 wrote: :wah::wah: I took a pic of it on the fore-court. They are giving it a service and it'll be ready friday. I'll try to upload a pic. At last i will have an estate where the 3 dogs can go behind a guard and not leap all over the place.


don't you like the Cars I got for you?:yh_rotfl