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OpenMind;1073583 wrote: Nope.


I have a cockatield called Chalkie and he talks but he doesn't swear!

Cazza;1073587 wrote: I have a cockatield called Chalkie and he talks but he doesn't swear!


I'm sorry. Did I swear. I apologise profusely if I did. No offence intended.

:wah:

OpenMind;1074115 wrote: I'm sorry. Did I swear. I apologise profusely if I did. No offence intended.

:wah:


I am sure you haven't got a swear word in your little body!

Carolly;1073519 wrote: Oh I know:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;)


Where you do live Carolly and do you support a football team?

Cazza;1074221 wrote: I am sure you haven't got a swear word in your little body!


Ha ha. Right.:wah:

jimbo;1074303 wrote: my ex told the doctor she had trouble with her averies



the doctor said madam you mean overies





he examined her and said i stand corrected madam ......you have had a cockatoo in there :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Jimbo, very funny.

Are very dirty jokes allowed on here because I get loads! :guitarist:D

OpenMind;1074326 wrote: Ha ha. Right.:wah:


You have a lovely little daughter dressed in pink. Is she your only one?

Cazza;1074341 wrote: You have a lovely little daughter dressed in pink. Is she your only one?


She is my only one.:-4

jimbo;1074356 wrote: that was a bird joke not dirty at all :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl





some mods eg chezzer have great sense of humours and anything goes but other people have no stomach for anything near the mark



your best way out is if you are going near the nuckle is to put a warning first like i do eg





A WARNING TO ALL SQUARE BRITCHES THE NEXT JOKE CONTAINS NAUGHTY STUFF



then if anyone thinks they wont like it they dont have to read it do they





shellybelly is always a tad too touchy with anything that has sexual inuendo :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Jimbo, I just love sexual inuendo.

Do you like the carry on films, I love them.

jimbo;1074406 wrote: my partner does but i have seen them so many times:):)


I have just seen a photo of you with your wife/partner. I will have to call you baldy (only joking)

jimbo;1074419 wrote: baldy is cool with me :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl





i know what your thinking how did a beauty like suzy end up with a bugly ugg like me ..... she just got lucky i guess :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl





i have been a member of another forum for ten months but have not posted much till today



being a newbie is quite nerve wracking really aint it ??



all those strange new people ,who is nasty who aint , all them strange new smilleys



but fg is a nice forum you will only meet nice people here (except for barman his eyes are so far apart they used to call him hammer head shark at school ) :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


You are quite nice looking!

You could even be better with some hair

When you say another forum, do you mean an English one.

I can't believe how nice everyone is, it is really nice.

I haven't really been round the site yet. There is so much to see.

We have the Liverpool match on and my husband is not very pleased 0 - 0.

I am so pleased! :guitarist:guitarist:guitarist:guitarist:guitarist:guitarist

jimbo;1074428 wrote: thatch is so nice of you :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



the other forum is EA its hard work but so far so good



fg is my home it always will be but other people that i used to know here are on there ,so i thought i'd give it a go :) if i get banned i get banned :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



i need el guopo my cuz to go over there and stir things up a bit :sneaky::sneaky:FGS Winkle stop tarting and come over and upset me as I feel like a row:D:p:driving:

Carolly;1074429 wrote: FGS Winkle stop tarting and come over and upset me as I feel like a row:D:p:driving:


What does EA stand for and you didn't anwser my question, perhaps you don't want to!

Cazza;1074433 wrote: What does EA stand for and you didn't anwser my question, perhaps you don't want to!
Sorry but think you have your quotes mixed up as I never mentioned EA which is another Forum BTW.

im nasty as jim puts it

jimbo;1074428 wrote: thatch is so nice of you :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



the other forum is EA its hard work but so far so good



fg is my home it always will be but other people that i used to know here are on there ,so i thought i'd give it a go :) if i get banned i get banned :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



i need el guopo my cuz to go over there and stir things up a bit :sneaky::sneaky:


Sorry, but what does EA stand for?

I think I am likely to get banned if I post any of my jokes.

Do they have short bans on here?

pm me ya jokes if there good il post em

Caz I dont know if you can see my posts but I will answer you about your ban question being a Moderator here.FG likes people to have fun here and only steps in normally if a complaint is made.Jokes are fine as long as nobody is offended by them and reports them as we all like a laugh and normally they are left alone.

Carolly;1074444 wrote: Caz I dont know if you can see my posts but I will answer you about your ban question being a Moderator here.FG likes people to have fun here and only steps in normally if a complaint is made.Jokes are fine as long as nobody is offended by them and reports them as we all like a laugh and normally they are left alone.


I didn't know you were a moderator. Perhaps I should run them past you first. If I send a PM, you won't ban me will you, if you don't like it? Mine have swear words and are of a sexual nature. What do you think?

Cazza;1074446 wrote: I didn't know you were a moderator. Perhaps I should run them past you first. If I send a PM, you won't ban me will you, if you don't like it? Mine have swear words and are of a sexual nature. What do you think? :DPm me then if you wish and no you wont get banned for that...but this forum is looked at by children aged from 13....so just a word of advice;)

Carolly;1074447 wrote: Pm me then if you wish and no you wont get banned for that...but this forum is looked at by children aged from 13....so just a word of advice;)


No I won't bother, my jokes sent to me by Chelsea, Liverpool and Everton supporters are not suitable for 13 year old. It may give them ideas!

It may give you ideas! :D

Cazza;1074440 wrote: Do they have short bans on here?The karmic load required to be worked off after a ban here is so great that some people have to register their intermediate lives while we keep count.

Carrolly has got her sherriffs badge on tonight...:wah::wah:

Chezzie's a mod, and she posts more mucky jokes than anyone..

dubs;1074453 wrote: Carrolly has got her sherriffs badge on tonight...:wah::wah:

Chezzie's a mod, and she posts more mucky jokes than anyone..;)Noooooo...she was asking about her jokes and I would hate to see the woman in trouble if she dont know the SP here and all ive done is told her the facts and that we like jokes so there:pAs for Chezzie Baby telling mucky jokes.....as if:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflBut you have to admit bunnykins there not full of certain swear words:pNow you heard what Spot said;):D

Carolly;1074475 wrote: Noooooo...she was asking about her jokes and I would hate to see the woman in trouble if she dont know the SP here and all ive done is told her the facts and that we like jokes so there:pAs for Chezzie Baby telling mucky jokes.....as if:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflBut you have to admit bunnykins there not full of certain swear words:pNow you heard what Spot said;):D


Yes I saw what Spot said! I'm still trying to work it out.....

hello caz and and hope you have fun here.

hoxtonchris;1074504 wrote: hello caz and and hope you have fun here.


Hi Chris, yes I think I will have fun here.

Do you support a footie team?

I see you live in Essex. I had cousins living in Ongar

el guapo;1074442 wrote: pm me ya jokes if there good il post em


What do you think of this joke about a British T.V. programme that the tennis player was involved in.

My money is on Martina Navratilova to win "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here".

She's been eating out of the Bush for some years.