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okay have we ever decided what we're doing here?

is it a snowball fight or not?

Hope6;1127560 wrote: okay have we ever decided what we're doing here?

is it a snowball fight or not?


I'm up for that!

men, prepare!:sneaky:

JAB;1127564 wrote: Right now, I think they're fighting about whiskey or whisky. :p


no , whisky was never what the fight is about.

you will have to ask oscar to find that out

Oscar never said what it was about and no one ever ask .

I'm on the snowman's side.

I PM'd oscar asking her to come and help this fight get started.

mostly all that was figured out last nite was that Galbally , Chookie and i like to drink



and AussiePam is going to run a protection scam while charginging us to use this thread to fight



and that's about all I can tell you.

JAB;1127588 wrote: Put me in with the drinkers. I'm Polish so my genetics oughta help somehow. :p


thats the same way Galbally and Chookie came over , except i didn't trust Galbally because he switched sides almost in mid stride so he did KP duty peeling veggies till his hands were red and raw. they both got chewed up and spit out by jimbo and Oscar for changing sides.

Jester;1127590 wrote: I think we ought to settle this by champion...



We come up with a contest (like I don't know, oh just something off the top of my head like)- well range shooting, or fast action cowboy shooting, fastest time wins.



:D



We can let the canadians judge so they are included! :wah:




Do you think Oscar has a firearm ? I am on the American side of this by right of birth . But i do enjoy skeet shooting and usually can hit 48 out of 50 on a regular day. I can hit a chest size target with a hand gun but can't place or call my shots . I do real well with a rifle .:-5:-5

Jester;1127590 wrote: I think we ought to settle this by champion...

We come up with a contest (like I don't know, oh just something off the top of my head like)- well range shooting, or fast action cowboy shooting, fastest time wins.



We can let the canadians judge so they are included! :wah:




oh we will be included, the four of us!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

i call upon my troops to gather together on parade within the hour for my instructions



be ready on parade by mid-day blighty time for your instructions

and galbally.......get out of bed you big fairy

oscar;1127733 wrote: i call upon my troops to gather together on parade within the hour for my instructions







be ready on parade by mid-day blighty time for your instructions



and galbally.......get out of bed you big fairy


now , dog gone it oscar. don't make me have to figure a way to figure out something to do.

where were you at 8pm when jester and 4 canadians and jag hope and a few others where standing around ( was kind of funny I thought) totally uninformed and not really sure why. some thought it was a snowball fight

others thought it was a fight about how to spell whisky and all i could tell them was you never said what the fight was about and no one had asked . I have had more fun on this thread then any thread I have ever been on . If the fight don't get underway pretty soon I'm gonna start a rumor . :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

scholle-kid;1127742 wrote: now , dog gone it oscar. don't make me have to figure a way to figure out something to do.

where were you at 8pm when jester and 4 canadians and jag hope and a few others where standing around ( was kind of funny I thought) totally uninformed and not really sure why. some thought it was a snowball fight

others thought it was a fight about how to spell whisky and all i could tell them was you never said what the fight was about and no one had asked . I have had more fun on this thread then any thread I have ever been on . If the fight don't get underway pretty soon I'm gonna start a rumor . :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Apologies for the delay in gathering the troops. The English have the builders in, the Irish haven't got out of bed yet and the Scots haven't sobered up.

This has now been extended until 8 pm Blighty time to gather the troops. Please ensure all your fighting men at ready for battle and armed.

Take off and Jimbo the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.:sneaky:

Clodhopper;1127879 wrote: Take off and Jimbo the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.:sneaky:


Jimbo is our weapon of mass destruction.

Please be ready. At 8 pm Blighty time, you will all be issued with your rank and objective.

oscar;1127874 wrote: Apologies for the delay in gathering the troops. The English have the builders in, the Irish haven't got out of bed yet and the Scots haven't sobered up.



This has now been extended until 8 pm Blighty time to gather the troops. Please ensure all your fighting men at ready for battle and armed.




Jester was nominated as the leader of the bunch , when ask by him who the hell nominated him , I pointed at you and insinuated that I felt you had challenged us with your warning of deadly weapon if we got him , :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfland then I ran like crazy to some where else,,,,

scholle-kid;1127886 wrote: Jester was nominated as the leader of the bunch , when ask by him who the hell nominated him , I pointed at you and insinuated that I felt you had challenged us with your warning of deadly weapon if we got him , :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfland then I ran like crazy to some where else,,,,


Wew're not scared of Jester and his frosted rim. Infact, i don't believe he's a big macho soldier at all.... more a young boy with a pretendy bow and arrow sipping pink gins with 'Ronaldo'. :yh_rotfl

oscar;1127874 wrote: Apologies for the delay in gathering the troops. The English have the builders in, the Irish haven't got out of bed yet and the Scots haven't sobered up.

This has now been extended until 8 pm Blighty time to gather the troops. Please ensure all your fighting men at ready for battle and armed.


Oh LOL, Oscar, you have to be the funniest character I have ever met in any of the chatrooms. I think you are totally precious, please don't ever change.:-6:-6:-6:-6:-6

5 star (sunshine) top of the line oscar.

Amber Sun;1127987 wrote: Oh LOL, Oscar, you have to be the funniest character I have ever met in any of the chatrooms. I think you are totally precious, please don't ever change.:-6:-6:-6:-6:-6

5 star (sunshine) top of the line oscar.


Tis Oscar's duty under Gordon Brown to be pesky of behalf of the British Government :-6:-6:-6:-6

oscar;1127889 wrote: Wew're not scared of Jester and his frosted rim. Infact, i don't believe he's a big macho soldier at all.... more a young boy with a pretendy bow and arrow sipping pink gins with 'Ronaldo'. :yh_rotfl


This is to perfect ,:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

here I copy and paste the post of Jesters when he showed up that next day and not one but the drunken Scot, Irish, and me were here,,



jester's post

OK I'm so lost in this thread I don't know which way is up- someone point me towards the enemy and give me a kill order. I'll handle the rest

And the Australian decided to go to the beach. :-6

This thread's got a bit weird even for me, Jimbo. The tide's in over here. The beer's cold. Why not get Suzy and pm yourselves over here, catch some sun and a few waves? In fact, bring everyone. :-6

The tide's in over here. The beer's cold. Why not get Suzy and pm yourselves over here, catch some sun and a few waves? In fact, bring everyone.


What and miss the refreshing cold dampness, delightfully slushy slush and marvellously murky skies of a British February?

Funny lot those Aussies...

jimbo;1128097 wrote: shush thats how we got the scotts involved in desert storm gulf war one


Would that be ronnie scott (English jazz club owner (now expired)) and captain robert falcon scott (also English and expired in a deep-freeze)?

Chookie;1128149 wrote: Would that be ronnie scott (English jazz club owner (now expired)) and captain robert falcon scott (also English and expired in a deep-freeze)?


hello chookie how have you been ?;

Hey, did you catch the post where I showed you why I never learned the proper way to spell whisky or whiskey , because over here it's pronounced JD Black.

scholle-kid;1128161 wrote: Hey, did you catch the post where I showed you why I never learned the proper way to spell whisky or whiskey , because over here it's pronounced JD Black.


But over here where we know what real whisky is, JD Black is pronounced "horse liniment".

Chookie;1128170 wrote: But over here where we know what real whisky is, JD Black is pronounced "horse liniment".


lucky horses you have,

over here 'horse liniment' is pronounced tequila blanca

ok america...........where's yer troops?

We have:







corporal clodhopper



seargent gmc



captain spot



major jimbo



lieutenant chookie



general galbally



rear guneer...leave me alone



wing commnader weeder



warrant officer dubs



colonel bruv

They don't like it up 'em, sah!

Clodhopper;1129197 wrote: They don't like it up 'em, sah!


Thay don't like it up em... I put the call out hours ago and not one of those rootin tootin American's have shown up yet.

Do you think they'r too scared to come over here cos they anin't ard enuff?

oscar;1128510 wrote: WE HAVE:



LIEUTENANT CHOOKIE


Not me missis wumman sir. I will not fight for a seventh-rate world power with delusions of adequacy.

Myself will be in the pub with Gally, Scholle-Kid and JAB.

I will be in the corner playing domino's with the old guys.

Chookie;1129819 wrote: Not me missis wumman sir. I will not fight for a seventh-rate world power with delusions of adequacy.

Myself will be in the pub with Gally, Scholle-Kid and JAB.


I've decided to have a nice cup of tea and watch 'Alien ressurection'. so we'll put it off until tomorrow.

Odie;1126446 wrote: say what?:yh_rotfl


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl.............

jimbo;1128097 wrote: shush thats how we got the scotts involved in desert storm gulf war one



we told them they were on the beach but the tide was out :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl........OMG.