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oscar;1402937 wrote: just a question here... You've been arrested haven't you Spot?A more laughably inept attempt at fishing I've never seen in my life.

By all means post the details, I'm fascinated.

I'm surprised Deviant Dickus is still rankling though.

Someone remind me, I can't even remember what his username was on FG.

spot;1402940 wrote: A more laughably inept attempt at fishing I've never seen in my life.

By all means post the details, I'm fascinated.

I'm surprised Deviant Dickus is still rankling though. Where have I said I would post the details ?....... you're Imagination Is at It's most paranoid again...

It was a circular sent around some members about two years ago by an ex Moderator ... It contained some rather revolting bile. Despite the fact I think you're a wanker, I assumed It was sour grapes and sent It on to Bryn... I deleted It. Unlike another member here who took It and sent It on globally and on facebook believing every word. I'm just saying as you keep referring to my arrest, that this person claimed In the circular you had lost your job after being arrested by the British police..... I deleted It because I didn't want to be part of your spat with that person.

When I wrote "By all means post the details, I'm fascinated" I was inviting you to post the details. It was a please post the details, I'm fascinated. I'm sure you can find a copy if you try hard, either in your sent mail to bryn or on one of these facebook pages.

Two bloody years ago?? And you bring it up today?

My word you're stuck for things to throw up with.

LarsMac;1402936 wrote: OK, enough! You two STOP this immediately.

Don't make me come over there.


Do you want to knock both their fecking heads together too ?

spot;1402943 wrote: When I wrote "By all means post the details, I'm fascinated" I was inviting you to post the details. It was a please post the details, I'm fascinated. I'm sure you can find a copy if you try hard, either in your sent mail to bryn or on one of these facebook pages.

Two bloody years ago?? And you bring it up today?

My word you're stuck for things to throw up with. My arrest and trial was FOUR years ago yet you continue to use It as a source of reference when ever the mood takes you. Thus, why the objection to my using something that happened In more recent climes? Rather Pot, Kettle etc...

Was he/she telling the truth then Spot? Did you lose your job after being arrested? Just curious as you seem quite happy to defame me at any opportunity.

Bruv;1402944 wrote: Do you want to knock both their fecking heads together too ? Are you threatening me with violence?

I know It's tiresome but rather have It here and finished with than pollute every damn thread. Believe It or not, that's what I'm trying to avoid.

oscar;1402946 wrote: Are you threatening me with violence?

I know It's tiresome but rather have It here and finished with than pollute every damn thread. Believe It or not, that's what I'm trying to avoid.


That is what my Mum would threaten us boys, better than 'wait till your Dad gets home'.

I reckon wise people would just avoid each other, or at least avoid comment.

I reckon neither of you are as clever as you lead us to believe.

oscar;1402945 wrote: Was he/she telling the truth then Spot? Did you lose your job after being arrested?Of course not, you damned oaf. I did tell you that as fishing material it's pitiably non-existent.

From several decades ago until today I've been a self-employed contractor with the exception of a single permanent position at the University during the 90s, from which I resigned by giving an entire year's notice. All of that's clearly true, I can scarcely make it up with Bryn around.

spot;1402948 wrote: Of course not, you damned oaf. I did tell you that as fishing material it's pitiably non-existent.

From several decades ago until today I've been a self-employed contractor with the exception of a single permanent position at the University during the 90s, from which I resigned by giving an entire year's notice. All of that's clearly true, I can scarcely make it up with Bryn around.


I merely Informed you as to the content of a circular sent out by a previous moderator here about you. Not only only did It contain news of your arrest but your lifestyle.... all In all, It was pretty vile. I repeat... although I think you're a wanker, I recognise bile when I see It and why I deleted It. I sent It on to your brother so he could see exactly what was going on. I'm sure he will verify that. Unfortunately a certain Canadian lady believed every word.

Bruv;1402947 wrote: That is what my Mum would threaten us boys, better than 'wait till your Dad gets home'.

I reckon wise people would just avoid each other, or at least avoid comment.

I reckon neither of you are as clever as you lead us to believe.


It's becoming more and more like the Big Brother House. Spot and Oscar are good entertainment value but most people would vote them out

Which one is Clary ?

oscar;1402945 wrote: why the objection to my using something that happened In more recent climes?Because it didn't happen, maybe? As opposed to "My arrest and trial was FOUR years ago"? What I objected to was your lie, and whether it was mistakenly repeated or otherwise is immaterial. You can't contrast that with my accurate reporting.

Bruv;1402951 wrote: Which one is Clary ?


Or "Bet Lynch?"

theia;1402954 wrote: Or "Bet Lynch?"


I feel more affinity, a soul-bonding perhaps, with that estimable fellow from Jersey Shore. Besides, we look like peas in a pod.

spot;1402955 wrote: I feel more affinity, a soul-bonding perhaps, with that estimable fellow from Jersey Shore. Besides, we look like peas in a pod.


Maybe it's the quirky way you both wear your caps?

theia;1402956 wrote: Maybe it's the quirky way you both wear your caps?


I was thinking more of our moves on the dance floor, his dress sense is a touch suspect. I have, however, written to Gucci offering our joint services on the catwalk next season.

spot;1402957 wrote: I was thinking more of our moves on the dance floor, his dress sense is a touch suspect. I have, however, written to Gucci offering our joint services on the catwalk next season.


Fair enough...just don't be persuaded to change your name to The Spot, will you?

theia;1402958 wrote: Fair enough...just don't be persuaded to change your name to The Spot, will you?


I had The Spotlight in mind as a stage name. Because I'd be in it. That's what spot's a short form of.

spot;1402952 wrote: Because it didn't happen, maybe? As opposed to "My arrest and trial was FOUR years ago"? What I objected to was your lie, and whether it was mistakenly repeated or otherwise is immaterial. You can't contrast that with my accurate reporting.
Spot, please refer to my prior post In the Green room.

theia;1402958 wrote: Fair enough...just don't be persuaded to change your name to The Spot, will you? I think I'd be more Bet Lynch... always got a cigg hanging out my mouth that's for sure.... but I don't do Lep

For those of you without access to the Green Room, I have offered to meet with Spot In downtown Bristol and buy him a cup of tea and a sticky bun. We can discuss this there.

oscar;1402970 wrote: For those of you without access to the Green Room, I have offered to meet with Spot In downtown Bristol and buy him a cup of tea and a sticky bun. We can discuss this there.
Out of interest, have the many attractions of antipodeal emigration never occurred to you?

What are you gonna do with the sticky bun ?

I think he should stick to a cream puff. Much safer

spot;1402971 wrote: Out of interest, have the many attractions of antipodeal emigration never occurred to you?


That won't stop Oscar posting now, will it

Snowfire;1402972 wrote: What are you gonna do with the sticky bun ?

I think he should stick to a cream puff. Much safer I thought a cream horn more fitting.

Snowfire;1402973 wrote: That won't stop Oscar posting now, will it


It'll stop her trying to entice me into Broadmead though.

spot;1402975 wrote: It'll stop her trying to entice me into Broadmead though. Not Cribbs Causeway or Cabot Circus...I can get discount In the Turkish Cafe...

oscar;1402976 wrote: Not Cribbs Causeway or Cabot Circus...I can get discount In the Turkish Cafe...


There are a few places I drop into when a quiet seat and a chat are called for, most often when I have Felicity in tow. The tables behind the main bar of The Swallow on occasion, or the cafe at the RWA since I've taken to objecting to Browns. I've been known to stop at The Folk House but it's not what it was.

Umm. Where else have we sat this year. The upper floor of Maximillians on Broad Street after showing her how selling on the Nail worked. The cafe of the YHA next to the Arnolfini. I offered her lunch in the Za Za Bazaar but she's still thinking about that one, it sounded intimidating. I was there for a birthday party earlier in the year, I'd recommend it.

We tend not to go so often for cafes as for pubs, she likes The Cornubia. Possibly because the barman gave her a left-over helium balloon from the previous evening that she afterward carried through town with "You'll Be Missed" written on it. And The Hatchet and a couple of others I'll leave unlisted.

Broadmead, on the other hand, is a source of cheap canvasses and not a lot else.

I might have a job to do in Gloucester in October. I might invite myself a long for a cappuccino and a blueberry muffin.

Or a couple of pints

Snowfire;1402981 wrote: I might have a job to do in Gloucester in October. I might invite myself a long for a cappuccino and a blueberry muffin.

Or a couple of pints Hey that's brilliant news..... I tend to visit Gloucester more than Bristol City Centre as the distance Is the same from my home...... And you'll be made guest of honour

Snowfire;1402981 wrote: I might have a job to do in Gloucester in October. I might invite myself a long for a cappuccino and a blueberry muffin.

Or a couple of pints


Other than on a Thursday Friday or Saturday, and barring a week otherwise engaged mid-month, there's a bed at your disposal. And thinking about it I could manage the Thursday Friday or Saturday too, I wasn't thinking creatively.

spot;1402987 wrote: Other than on a Thursday Friday or Saturday, and barring a week otherwise engaged mid-month, there's a bed at your disposal. And thinking about it I could manage the Thursday Friday or Saturday too, I wasn't thinking creatively.


Why am I not surprised that your diary Is empty? :wah::wah::wah: That's banter Spot dear Spot not an Insult.

Perfectly good offer I thought.

Thursday Friday and Saturday through October I have Philip and Amy here, mid-month I'm elsewhere, and I then realized there's a room with a bed on the top floor even if Philip and Amy have the first floor double in use.

spot;1402990 wrote: Perfectly good offer I thought.

Thursday Friday and Saturday through October I have Philip and Amy here, mid-month I'm elsewhere, and I then realized there's a room with a bed on the top floor even if Philip and Amy have the first floor double in use.


A very generous offer. I'll see how it pans out

Good grief I actually read all that. :-5:-5

Snowfire;1402992 wrote: A very generous offer. I'll see how it pans out


I'll check the still's working.

gmc;1402993 wrote: Good grief I actually read all that. :-5:-5


Leave this thread now and don't come back, it's seriously bad for your health :wah:

gmc;1402993 wrote: Good grief I actually read all that. :-5:-5
Glad you popped In... got a question to ask you? Are you near Musselburgh race track? serious...

Has peace broken out ?

Somebody pass me my nunchucks...

... and my flaily sticks with the chains in the middle...

spot;1403019 wrote: Somebody pass me my nunchucks...

Half an hour a week I've been practising, I could take both of those in the clip on and stay unbruised. The spot franchise will reboot.

Wow

This thread went in every direction

Got a chuckle from the DOG section

For those Smart Dogs every one owns - why doesn't that smart DOG crap in the bag?

Patsy

I knew I should have bought a fallout shelter when they were going cheap at the army surplus store.

Duck!

Patsy Warnick;1403029 wrote: Wow

This thread went in every direction

Got a chuckle from the DOG section

For those Smart Dogs every one owns - why doesn't that smart DOG crap in the bag?

Patsy


Who's gonna hold it for him?

Some shady person left their dog's crap just outside my home where I park my car. I'm not going to clean it for them I just make a point not to step in it. What sucks is that they probably walk past it every day and don't feel the least bit of remorse.



eta: you may take that as a multi-layered statement

spot;1403019 wrote: Somebody pass me my nunchucks...


You can have them when I'm done with them.....:wah: