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Uncle Kram wrote: A friend of mine has been talking about getting a little dog to keep her company for a while now.

Today she phoned and asked "What's a Shitzu?"

I said "I would imagine it's one that's got no animals...":o


Love it...you're mad :wah:

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The world is coming to an end ! :-6

Nomad wrote: Happy Stuff Only





The world is coming to an end ! :-6


Is NOT!

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I ran over a huge turtle once.

Am I proud ?

No, but it happened.

Nomad wrote: Happy Stuff Only



I ran over a huge turtle once.

Am I proud ?

No, but it happened.


Nomad is this true??????????

...........or a turtle fabrication?

Its true. I thought it was.....hell I dont know what I thought it was.

I felt really bad. Some guy chased me down and then I felt worse.

I didnt know I swear !

Nomad wrote: Its true. I thought it was.....hell I dont know what I thought it was.

I felt really bad. Some guy chased me down and then I felt worse.

I didnt know I swear !Aaahhh. Good times. :rolleyes:

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Lepers

BTS and I had a great romantic Valentines Day. We cooked dinner together and then danced together and then.....................:sneaky: It was a happy night....... no gifts except of our time spent together.

i slammed my head against a wall for 5 months to get a hearing impaired little girl to stop lateralizing her /s/ (it sounded terrible). we got it today!!! :-6 she was soooo proud! so was her teacher!

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The plague

Today I found out that one of my favorite people is coming to substitute at the school I work with long term. Funny enough, she's a speech pathologist.... so lots of kids will stop lateralizing /s/ and their /l/ :rolleyes:

Dizz wrote: Today I found out that one of my favorite people is coming to substitute at the school I work with long term. Funny enough, she's a speech pathologist.... so lots of kids will stop lateralizing /s/ and their /l/ :rolleyes:




weird!!! did you read my post over there



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hahaha...weird!

Today I found out that one of my favorite people is coming to substitute at the school I work with long term. Funny enough, she's a speech pathologist.... so lots of kids will stop lateralizing /s/ and their /l/

Nomad wrote: Today I found out that one of my favorite people is coming to substitute at the school I work with long term. Funny enough, she's a speech pathologist.... so lots of kids will stop lateralizing /s/ and their /l/




i'm so confused! did i miss something? lol

hotsauce wrote: weird!!! did you read my post over there






That's why I said funny enough. :wah:

Nomad..... I hear an echo... echo....

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Night of the Living Dead

Ah trust Nomad to be the one to try and spoil the joy of this thread, well u won't u hear me, U WON'T!!!

I haven't died yet from my cold!

Today we were having lunch in a restaurant, & 4 tables away was this woman (sitting alone) who loudly yacked on her cell phone all through her meal & everybody else's around her to. It was annoying to say the least. Well as fate would have it, we both finished & decided to leave the restaurant at the same time. She crossed the parking lot & low & behold her cell phone fell out of her pocket & fell in front of on coming traffic & she didn't notice it had happened. Sure enough the car ran over the phone, & then I said oh Ms, you dropped your phone! (I know, . . I'm BAD!)

:wah: Oh cars, that was funny.

Happy stuff-the workday is over!:)

Have been to my daughters this evening and had a good old 'chin wag' with her and Chelsea her daughter...



Happy weekend coming up....



Saturday...spendng most of the day with my eldest son Richard and grandson Jake...going to garden centre out in the country...lunch etc



Saturday night....looking after youngest sons baby Lewis while Mum & Dad (Mark and Amy) go out for a well earned evening out



Sunday....ME day....

I get my second cousin's birthday off Monday, Abraham Lincoln. Hope he won't mind if I sleep in!:o

Ahhh.



I am sooooooo tired and depressed today, someone please cheer me up!! I don't want to ruin this lovely thread with all my negativity today.

:-6 ...Smile Chris...you're only 4 days away from the weekend....it's going to rain all week to fill up the reservoirs and then the weekend is going to be SUNNY...(I hope)

Clipper posted some funnies yesterday...go and have a giggle at them....other than that I'm at a loss....chin up ..xxx

Thanks Bez, I really do need a good cheering up today, so your words are much appreciated. :-4



After all I'm usually the cheery one, trying to cheer everyone else up, not the other way around hehehe.

I got to sleep in an extra 1/2 hour today!

Yahoo!

Oh, and I'm doing the big thing today-I'm getting my braces to fix my one little old tooth that went crooked after all these year.

I will be the spectacle in class tomorrow, I told my students, and they think it is very cool. They have been looking for 2 weeks at the back brackets that are on, asking me every hour to open my mouth, and commenting, "Oh, that is cool-no more candy for you!" Ha-ha!

They just will not understand why I am not opting for colored braces, but want white one so they will be invisible! I actually have one student that has flashing lights on her braces-I told her, they must look pretty silly when you're eating! Very annoying at first in class, these flashing blue lights coming out of a kids mouth.:wah:

chonsigirl wrote: I got to sleep in an extra 1/2 hour today!



Yahoo!



Oh, and I'm doing the big thing today-I'm getting my braces to fix my one little old tooth that went crooked after all these year.



I will be the spectacle in class tomorrow, I told my students, and they think it is very cool. They have been looking for 2 weeks at the back brackets that are on, asking me every hour to open my mouth, and commenting, "Oh, that is cool-no more candy for you!" Ha-ha!



They just will not understand why I am not opting for colored braces, but want white one so they will be invisible! I actually have one student that has flashing lights on her braces-I told her, they must look pretty silly when you're eating! Very annoying at first in class, these flashing blue lights coming out of a kids mouth.:wah:


Flashing light braces!!! :wah: Now that is nuts. Why would anyone want something like that, must be in desperate need for attention or just plain crazy.



Hope your trip to the dentist goes well for u today Chonsi!!

:wah: They are 12 year old, and they sure do want attention! Flashing blue lights, one of the few times I actually stopped in class to look again-it was so strange! And this really sweet little girl too!

I wonder how she turns them off, does she have a switch or something for them, because that must be so annoying at time surely, having this flashing light coming out of your own mouth!

The new gadgets for parents with money! I guess they change them every month with new ones, they must have tiny batteries in them or something. It is so funny though.

Oh I bet. I wonder if they can play music as well. Then who needs Christmas trees, we can have our own walking musical light show all day, every day!! :wah:

:wah: Ghads, they will think of that next! Imaghine picking out your favorite tune, like a ring tone, to play everytime you open your mouth!

Hahaha now that would be funny. Just imagine being with a group of friends, and having your mouth ringtone playing as someone is calling you. Everyone would get out their phones, and say "not me" and then u would open your mouth and take the call. Oh I bet they would just stare at u in disbelief!! :wah:

:wah: That is so funny Chris. Pretty soon it will be karaoke braces!

:wah: Karaoke braces, very good. Soon who needs going out clubbing u can just stay home and party with your friends around your mouth. U can even take requests and have special 80's and 70's nights where u can play the old classics.

Mood Braces!



they can provide the background music to fit whatever it is you have to say. :wah:

:wah: Imagine a girl getting a song, and telling her boyfirend, "It's playing our song!"

Hahaha who knows, soon braces might be able to cook you dinner for u or do all the cleaning and washing up. :wah:

Boy, I like that idea! They can do my dishes tonight!:wah:

Now I will have to think of something along those music lines, to play a gag on those students tomorrow............................:sneaky:

chonsigirl wrote: Boy, I like that idea! They can do my dishes tonight!:wah:



Now I will have to think of something along those music lines, to play a gag on those students tomorrow............................:sneaky:Tie colorful strings or ribbons to your braces, then wait till they're all seated before you open your mouth to let them stream out. :wah:

:wah: That's a great idea AC. I can imagine all the kids being really shocked when Chonsi opens her mouth and all these colours come out hehehe.

:wah: They will think it's party time!

Hehehe it will be just like blowing a party popper. The kids will probably think that it's someone's birthday and will start looking for a cake and candles as well hahaha

:yh_dance :yh_party :yh_tong2 :yh_dance

"KIDS"

After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve And the

first thing he said was "DON'T!"

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> "Don't what?" Adam replied.

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> "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.

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> "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have

> forbidden fruit!!!!!"

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> "No Way!"

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> "Yes way!"

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> "Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.

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> "Why"

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> "Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering

> why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes

> later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was angry!

> "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.

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> "Uh huh," Adam replied.

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> "Then why did you?" said the Father.

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> "I don't know," said Eve.

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> "She started it!" Adam said

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> "Did not!"

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> "Did too!"

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> "DID NOT!"

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> Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam

> and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it

> has never changed.

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> BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY! If you have persistently and

> lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be

> hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising children, what makes you

> think it would be a piece of cake for you?

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> THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!

> 1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk

> and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and

> shut up.

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> 2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.

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> 3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.

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> 4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word

> for word what you shouldn't have said.

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> 5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind

> yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

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> 6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.

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> ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will choose your

> nursing home one day.

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> AND FINALLY:

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> IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT

SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:

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> "TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!

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morgues

:wah: Morning Nomad, back at it again I see, tarnishing this joyful thread.

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