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Woohooo I'm number 1......................1501 that is....



TLW is mine!! :wah:

Sheryl wrote: Woohooo I'm number 1......................1501 that is....



TLW is mine!! :wah:


1502, this could go on forever & a day this way!:wah: :rolleyes:

cars wrote: 1502, this could go on forever & a day this way!:wah: :rolleyes:
TLW

SOJOURNER wrote: TLW


Any further replies will result in your fingers dropping off and your tongue falling out, so this has to be TLW:-5

King Terry wrote:

Any further replies will result in your fingers dropping off and your tongue falling out, so this has to be TLW:D


Just typed TLW, & My fingers dropped off & my tongue fell out, GUESS how I typed TLW!?:-2 :p If you reply to this King, then "your" fingers & tongue will fall off too! :rolleyes:

cars wrote: Just typed TLW, & My fingers dropped off & my tongue fell out, GUESS how I typed TLW!?:-2 :p If you reply to this King, then "your" fingers & tongue will fall off too! :rolleyes:
Not mine...but the female gender is here once again to take TLW!

All I can say, Cars, is WOW!!! Such dexterity!!! As fer King Terry - come to mamma, Sweetie!!! I'm immune to hexing but it's amusing when someone tries, so I'll let you live, for the moment. Basco knows bettern to mix it with AussiePam, so I know she'll just hand me tlw and drink her champagne, quietly, won't you, Girlfriend!!! tlw

AussiePam wrote: All I can say, Cars, is WOW!!! Such dexterity!!! As fer King Terry - come to mamma, Sweetie!!! I'm immune to hexing but it's amusing when someone tries, so I'll let you live, for the moment. Basco knows bettern to mix it with AussiePam, so I know she'll just hand me tlw and drink her champagne, quietly, won't you, Girlfriend!!! tlw
Dream on AussiePam...dream on! :p Can't bribe me with champers for TLW!

(Pam sashays back in, her fifteen inch red stiletto heels clicking meaningfully)

Sigh... good champers wasted!! Guess I'll go off and sulk, with the rest of the bottle for company...

(she throws a kiss to tlw then flounces out, banging the door. )

still flouncing eh? :wah:

You gotta problem with that, Sista????? !!!!

lady cop wrote: still flouncing eh? :wah:


Flouncing, Flouncing, did somebody say Flouncing????:rolleyes:

cars wrote: Flouncing, Flouncing, did somebody say Flouncing????:rolleyes:


Oh dear your fingers and tongue have flounced off huh? As for my manhood, well it still looks pretty immaculate ...... and that IS definitely TLW!

King Terry wrote: Oh dear your fingers and tongue have flounced off huh? As for my manhood, well it still looks pretty immaculate ...... and that IS definitely TLW!


Ugh, Ugh, Ugh, Ugh, Ugh, that's what it sounds like when your tongue falls off! :rolleyes:

cars wrote: Ugh, Ugh, Ugh, Ugh, Ugh, that's what it sounds like when your tongue falls off! :rolleyes:
Gee ....... thanx for breaking the pain barrier to let me know, which must be TLW

King Terry wrote: Oh dear your fingers and tongue have flounced off huh? As for my manhood, well it still looks pretty immaculate ...... and that IS definitely TLW!


Just hope that fingers are "all" that falls off! :wah:

cars wrote: Just hope that fingers are "all" that falls off! :wah:


Super Glue works wonders and plastic padding hardens VERY fast, so no worries:D

King T's unspotted manhood looked pretty

With its hard plastic padding. 'How shitty!'

The new Queen of Flounce said

'So let's chop off his head

That won't superglue on. What a pity!'

tlw

Sanity restored...come on, tlw...

I don't think so!!!!!

Good mornin' again, ladies!! I busted my ass at work tonight, it was insane, an utter madhouse, so I only have strength left to grab TLW once. Maybe twice, we'll see how I feel. 'Course with these pockets crammed with wads of cash, I may just strip down and hit the sheets with my hubby....

What a great night. :yh_bigsmi

Faced with a choice like that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Git outta here, BR - and cuddle up to your gorgeous bloke!!!! Leave the wads of cash....

AussiePam wrote: Faced with a choice like that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Git outta here, BR - and cuddle up to your gorgeous bloke!!!! Leave the wads of cash....
:yh_rotfl

He's sawing logs anyway, and I need my "unwind" time after a night like that. He'll still be there when I get sleepy. Right now, I'm wound up like a spring.



Wait a minute....you're just trying to get rid of me so you can have TLW all to yourself, aren't you??? I'm on to your game there, Miss Smarty-Pants. :yh_wink

BabyRider wrote: :yh_rotfl

He's sawing logs anyway, and I need my "unwind" time after a night like that. He'll still be there when I get sleepy. Right now, I'm wound up like a spring.



Wait a minute....you're just trying to get rid of me so you can have TLW all to yourself, aren't you??? I'm on to your game there, Miss Smarty-Pants. :yh_wink


I'm sure that isn't Pam's cunning plan, BR...she is a straightforward Aussie just as I am an uncomplicated Brit with no other agenda than to bid you Good Morning and to say that I'm glad you had a good night. The fact that I am also now entitled to tlw is merely coincidental...

theia wrote: I'm sure that isn't Pam's cunning plan, BR...she is a straightforward Aussie just as I am an uncomplicated Brit with no other agenda than to bid you Good Morning and to say that I'm glad you had a good night. The fact that I am also now entitled to tlw is merely coincidental...
She is definitely VERY straightforward, and that's one of the many things I admire about her.

And a "Good Morning" to you as well, Miss Theia.

Last time I'm taking TLW tonight. You and Pam can battle it out from here.

HUGS to you two!!! :yh_hugs

*sneaks in whilst the ladies chat amongst themselves and takes TLW* :p

chrisb84uk wrote: *sneaks in whilst the ladies chat amongst themselves and takes TLW* :p
Oh you sneaky little weasel!!! There's no WAY I could hit the sack with a GUY having TLW, so.....SORRY CHRIS!!! :yh_giggle



Seriously...I'm done with TLW for now...next?

:wah: Hahaha ok BR, I'm feeling generous, (well at least for the moment,) so you can keep TLW, no strings attached, fair no.

There once was a pommie called Chris

Who thought it the ultimate bliss

To nick the last word

Pam flips him the bird

Then relents and bestows a quick kiss

tlw

AussiePam wrote: There once was a pommie called Chris

Who thought it the ultimate bliss

To nick the last word

Pam flips him the bird

Then relents and bestows a quick kiss



tlw


:o I'm lost for words......... Shucks thanks Pam, that was beautiful, I wouldn't even dare to compete against something so beautiful, *sniff* Here you can keep TLW, I'm just going to go have a quick tearful cry in the corner. :-4

Here's me hanky, Mate!!! Use it well.

Thanks Pam, but I have tons of them in my pockets already. All ready stocked up for the start of my hayfever season you see!!

Don't come the raw prawn with me, Cobber. You only think it's Spring. You're now an Aussie and we know what season we're in. AUTUMN !!! "Fall" for any North American dongos who can't speak proper English... but I digress... you need to go surfing. Some salt water and sunshine will soon shift yer sniffles.. in the meantime... honk yer hooter in this..

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Well don't tell me that it's Autumn, tell my nose, he's the one that keeps sneezing acting as though it's Spring.

I'm as restless as a willow in a windstorm, I'm as jumpy as puppet on a string

I'd say that I had spring fever, but I know it isn't spring

I am starry eyed and vaguely discontented, like a nightingale without a song to sing

O why should I have spring fever, when it isn't even spring

I haven't seen a crocus or a rosebud, or a robin on the wing

But I feel so stuffed up in a melancholy way, that it might as well be spring

It might as well be spring.



Apologies to Mssrs Rogers and Hammerstein, State Fair

Well looking outside the window at the moment, it looks more like Winter than anything else. In fact it's so dark outside that it feels like nighttime. Oh my mistake I'm an Aussie today right, so it should be nighttime then anyway, doh. :p

Yeah. It's dark outside me window here, and the sulphur cresteds have gone to sleepies too. But in reality, it's just a wee bit nippy now. I've got the fire on. But today was sunny and 24 proper degrees.

Well here it's raining, cold and the temperature is supposed to get no higher than 11 degrees, and that's even if we are lucky. Hopefully though, the wet weather will slowly dissappear over the week, and let the weekend stay dry!!

I gotta go out, so will hafta leave tlw in your very capable care, Chris!!! Keep feeding him cold tinnies of XXXX (Qld beer) and she'll be apples. Catch you again soon.

Great talking to ya Pam, have a good night, and I'll talk to u soon!!

OK. Time to close this thread. :wah:

:wah: That is just never going to happen!! :p

Good mornin ALL, how's your day going! :-6

Morning Cars, not too bad thanks, how about yourself got much planned for the day??

koochikoo wrote: Come now, we can share, can't we?

You can have TLW till about, oh, now. And I'll have it for the rest of the day


Sure we can share, it's about 3:22pm here. . . . . NEXT!:rolleyes:

cars wrote: Sure we can share, it's about 3:22pm here. . . . . NEXT!:rolleyes:


I'm NOT sharing............... I want TLW!

SOJOURNER wrote: I'm NOT sharing............... I want TLW!


Hey Koo, SOJO doesn't want to share! What say you to her!? :-2