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OpenMind wrote: It means they used to laugh their bloody heads off every time they took me outside, especially when it was sunny. Rotten lot.:wah:


Oh. Ok. I C now.

Life is hard and your path will not be easy. But never give in to frustration. There is a Tibetan saying, “Even if you have failed at something nine times, you have still given it effort nine times.” And this is a very productive way to look at life... unless you’re a surgeon. Or an air traffic controller... or... structural engineer... or... my accountant... or... well, now I think we know why Tibet is a stone age country with bad plumbing.

And never forget the story of the farmer who had a chicken, and another chicken that was a little odd looking, but he was sure it was a chicken. It behaved like a chicken. It was pecking away like other chickens. So he treated it like a chicken... until someone who was knowledgeable in these things said to the farmer, “That’s no chicken. That’s an eagle.”

Wolverine wrote: Life is hard and your path will not be easy. But never give in to frustration. There is a Tibetan saying, “Even if you have failed at something nine times, you have still given it effort nine times.” And this is a very productive way to look at life... unless you’re a surgeon. Or an air traffic controller... or... structural engineer... or... my accountant... or... well, now I think we know why Tibet is a stone age country with bad plumbing.
Tibetan hotel room has 6 light switches with a sign "one switch will turn on the lights. Three will likely burn the hotel down. Congratulations to our electrician, who gave such an effort six times." :wah:

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.

Cats aren't wilderness rescue material.

What is ?

good point.

Say what ?

No! :yh_giggle



You first.

What ???

HA! :wah: I can't believe you fell for it.

What ?

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

78% of all drivers consider themselves to be above-average. :-3

Above average in........?

Moronic acts ?

Ok I buy that.

We're nearing 2000 posts.



The big 2K!

If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But ONLY if you're serious about adopting the vulture.

AAaaahhhh.



Is it wrong to take a kind of comfort in that?

Only if you plan to sleep with the vulture.

As I have matured......

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is

stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me to go running through their yards, yelling and spinning around. :-2

Maybe they like the site of your bare bottom glistening in their porch lights?

There she is !

Heya babydoll !

I've been scarce :yh_blush

i just walked in my bathroom and there was a lizard about 7" long....i snatched him up and flushed him....he went eek eek eek gurgle......

Say it aint so ! Those lizards are harmless....shame on you !

they are very annoying in the house, and sometimes i find them mummified...yuck. i walk into my loo i don't want to see son of jurassic park in there.:p

lady cop wrote: they are very annoying in the house, and sometimes i find them mummified...yuck. i walk into my loo i don't want to see son of jurassic park in there.:p












The son of jurassic park theyre little lizards !

Ill take a house full of them over a handful of palmetto's

And furthermore technically you dont have a "loo" until the move. :p

Nomad wrote: The son of jurassic park theyre little lizards !

Ill take a house full of them over a handful of palmetto'si am not talking about those little anoles...i am talking 7 inch reptile with teeth. ...come on Flop, TELL

Nomad wrote: And furthermore technically you dont have a "loo" until the move. :pi can call it the supreme court if i want....PPPBBBFFFFTTT

Well I just hope it doesnt crawl back up when your in the "loo" and bite yer bum. :wah: But please let us know if it does. They have been known to do that, you know that right ?

Great. Just great...now we'll hear about a giant, mutant, 20-foot lizard crawling around the sewers eating people in a few years.

Nomad wrote: Well I just hope it doesnt crawl back up when your in the "loo" and bite yer bum. :wah: But please let us know if it does. They have been known to do that, you know that right ?beats the hell out of the usual 13 foot python. :rolleyes:

You really shouldnt talk about LC like that chives.

You're right, Gonad. On behalf of myself and So-bad over there, I apologize LC.

Wow. I broke 4,000 posts and didn't even realize it. I have WAAAAAY too much time on my hands.

Way to go BR!

*I missed abbey too, I am anxious to see her pretty pics, it sounds like it was beautiful there*

i miss hotsauce.

anybody know what happened to her?

Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.

If my nephew ever asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

Hallmark card that didn't make it to printing...

Congratulations!

How could two people as beautiful as you

have such an ugly baby?

Wolverine wrote: i miss hotsauce.

anybody know what happened to her?


Prolly busy with school, every now and then she comes online but not to often. I miss her too, we could start a bring hotsause back thread ahahahaha

Ok My random thought for the day...

"why can't we outlaw Mondays, certainly everybody hates them?"