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SnoozeControl wrote: Sorry, I forgot the other bit...

What's worse.... having the sh*ts or being on "cops" and having the sh*ts?


Being on cops and having the sh*ts.

Which is worse?

Traveling to the Mall to shop and realizing you left your money and credit cards at home

or

shopping at the Mall and someone pick pocketed you?

CountryDweller wrote: Being on cops and having the sh*ts.

Which is worse?

Traveling to the Mall to shop and realizing you left your money and credit cards at home

or

shopping at the Mall and someone pick pocketed you?


Being pick pocketed while shopping.

Which is worse?

Alone in the lake and drowning

or

Trapped in a burning house and knowing they cannot reach you

SnoozeControl wrote: The burning house sounds worse.

What's worse?

Buying an expensive piece of jewelry and losing it

or

Receiving an expensive piece of jewelry as a gift and losing it.


Receiving (I think. Particularly if it has sentimental value)



Which are worse

werewolves or vampires?

theia wrote: Receiving (I think. Particularly if it has sentimental value)



Which are worse

werewolves or vampires?


Werewolves cause they tear you up, I think Vampires are slicker, just one bite.

Which is worse

stale candy in your goodie bag, or a toothbrush in your goodie bag.

a toothbrush... bad candy is better than no candy!

Which is worse... a bad halloween costume or no costume at all?

SweetDarlin wrote: a toothbrush... bad candy is better than no candy!

Which is worse... a bad halloween costume or no costume at all?


No costume at all, definitely...



Which is worse...Minks's eye or SweetDarlin's eyes?

theia wrote: No costume at all, definitely...



Which is worse...Minks's eye or SweetDarlin's eyes?


SweetDarlin's eyes



Which is worse?

Stranded on an island with Camilla and Clinton

or

Stranded on an island ALONE

SOJOURNER wrote:

Which is worse?

Stranded on an island with Camilla and Clinton

or

Stranded on an island ALONE


I was going to say stranded with C&C, but on reflection...I think I'll say stranded alone......

Why?

Well, Clinton has a bit of a reputation as a Lady's man so he should be suave and sophisticated and good for some sexy chat up lines and also for a roll in the hay..... (well, hey, it gets dark early on those islands....no street lighting, doncha know! lol!) and as for Cami knickers........well.....we'd eat her! hehehe

(she'd be good as bait for catching fish with too!) :wah:

And as for Clinton........when he becomes boring.......I'd eat him too!

*chomp, chomp*



Did you know Camilla and Charles are good at cricket?

Charles is bats and Camilla Parker Bowles! :wah:



Which is worse............

A doctor sticking a needle in your arm or butt.....OR

A dentist sticking a needle in your gum???

A dentist sticking a needle in your gum. Ouch!!!

Which is worse?

Having too many trick or treaters or none at all?

CountryDweller wrote: A dentist sticking a needle in your gum. Ouch!!!

Which is worse?

Having too many trick or treaters or none at all?


HAVING NONE AT ALL..................



Having no coins for a beverage machine which only takes coins and you are stuck there for the entire day

or

Not having anything smaller than a twenty to pay for $3 item at a garage sale that you really, really want and the seller does not have any small bills to make change

No coins for the drinks machine



Burial or cremation?

Burial



A horrible waiter/waitress or a horrible meal?

a horrible waiter/waitress ...just bring me the food and don't bother us for the rest of the meal... and expect nothing more than a 20% tip! :wah:



white Christmas or blue Christmas?

Blue Christmas (always hope for white)



Flat tire or running out of gas?

devist8me wrote: Blue Christmas (always hope for white)



Flat tire or running out of gas?


RUNNING OUT OF GAS



WHICH IS WORSE?



RABIES SHOTS

or

BONE MARROW EXTRACTION

SOJOURNER wrote: RUNNING OUT OF GAS



WHICH IS WORSE?



RABIES SHOTS

or

BONE MARROW EXTRACTION


Rabies shots...maybe...

Which is worse?

Feeling physically unwell or

feeling emotionally unwell?

theia wrote: Rabies shots...maybe...

Which is worse?

Feeling physically unwell or

feeling emotionally unwell?


EMOTIONALLY UNWELL.



Which is worse?

Having twins

or

Having 2 children 11 months apart

SOJOURNER wrote: EMOTIONALLY UNWELL.



Which is worse?

Having twins

or

Having 2 children 11 months apart


Having children 11 months apart



Which is worse?

Waiting for someone who is late

or being late for someone?

theia wrote: Having children 11 months apart



Which is worse?

Waiting for someone who is late

or being late for someone?


waiting for someone who is late



Which is worse?

Breaking your reading glasses on the last offered day of job testing

or

Losing a crown off a front tooth on the way to an interview

SOJOURNER wrote: waiting for someone who is late



Which is worse?

Breaking your reading glasses on the last offered day of job testing

or

Losing a crown off a front tooth on the way to an interview


Losing a crown! Definitely!



Which is worse



Blushing (when nervous)

or

Being unable to utter a word (when nervous)

theia wrote: Losing a crown! Definitely!



Which is worse



Blushing (when nervous)

or

Being unable to utter a word (when nervous)


Blushing

Which is worse?

Bad breath

or

Body order

SOJOURNER wrote: Blushing

Which is worse?

Bad breath

or

Body order


Body odor.

Which is worse?

Sacrifice or regret?

CountryDweller wrote: Body odor.

Which is worse?

Sacrifice or regret?


Regret



Which is worse?

Guilty feelings or fear?

theia wrote: Regret



Which is worse?

Guilty feelings or fear?


guilty feelings



Which is worse?

Being afraid to go to a doctor because you fear what they might diagnose

or

Waiting for the results of a test that might confirm what you think you have

SOJOURNER wrote: guilty feelings



Which is worse?

Being afraid to go to a doctor because you fear what they might diagnose

or

Waiting for the results of a test that might confirm what you think you have


Being afraid to go to the DR.

Which is worse, a bath tub full of snakes or a bathtub full of rats.

minks wrote: Being afraid to go to the DR.

Which is worse, a bath tub full of snakes or a bathtub full of rats.


Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snakes, snakes, definitely snakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which is worse?

Constipation

or

Diarrhea

SOJOURNER wrote: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snakes, snakes, definitely snakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which is worse?

Constipation

or

Diarrhea


Diarrhea



Which is worse?

Breaking open an egg and finding it's rotten

or

Unwrapping some foodstuff to find it is covered in green mould?

theia wrote: Diarrhea



Which is worse?

Breaking open an egg and finding it's rotten

or

Unwrapping some foodstuff to find it is covered in green mould?


ROTTING EGG

Which is worse?

Having Gangrene

or

Having a Flesh Eating Bacteria

SOJOURNER wrote: ROTTING EGG

Which is worse?

Having Gangrene

or

Having a Flesh Eating Bacteria


Having a flesh eating bacteria.

Which is worse?

Eating a whole bag of pretzels by yourself or having no pretzels to eat?

CountryDweller wrote: Having a flesh eating bacteria.

Which is worse?

Eating a whole bag of pretzels by yourself or having no pretzels to eat?


Oiy if it is PMS no pretzels would be killer worse

Which is worse,

being fired

or doing the firing

minks wrote: Oiy if it is PMS no pretzels would be killer worse

Which is worse,

being fired

or doing the firing


Being fired.



Which is worse?

Family coming to stay with you over the holidays

or

You having to be a guest of a family member over the holidays

SnoozeControl wrote: Being a guest

Worse... eating hot spicy food and having your nose run while you sniff continuously in a restaurant

or blowing your nose in front of a large crowd while they're all looking at you


Blowing ones nose



Which is worse? While dinning out alone:

Finding you do not have any money to pay for your dinner

or

Not having sufficient funds to pay for your dinner

SOJOURNER wrote: Blowing ones nose



Which is worse? While dinning out alone:

Finding you do not have any money to pay for your dinner

or

Not having sufficient funds to pay for your dinner


Why did you decide to rip off the restaurant?



Which is worse?

Deciding you're really happy

or

Deciding you want to be happy

nvalleyvee wrote: Why did you decide to rip off the restaurant?



Which is worse?

Deciding you're really happy

or

Deciding you want to be happy


Deciding you're happy (because something often comes along to show you you're not)



Which is worse?

Doubting someone or

doubting yourself?

theia wrote: Deciding you're happy (because something often comes along to show you you're not)



Which is worse?

Doubting someone or

doubting yourself?


Doubting yourself.



Which is worse?

Doing something and then realizing you should NOT have done that

or

Not trying new experiences because you may make a bad choice

SOJOURNER wrote: Doubting yourself.



Which is worse?

Doing something and then realizing you should NOT have done that

or

Not trying new experiences because you may make a bad choice


Not trying new experiences, definitely!

Which is worse?



Making a quick decision or

Spending a long time weighing things up?

theia wrote: Not trying new experiences, definitely!

Which is worse?



Making a quick decision or

Spending a long time weighing things up?


LONG TIME DECISION MAKING

Which is worse?

Having to give away a pet because "No Pets Allowed"

or

Having to relocate to another state due to job relocation

SOJOURNER wrote: LONG TIME DECISION MAKING

Which is worse?

Having to give away a pet because "No Pets Allowed"

or

Having to relocate to another state due to job relocation


Having to give away a pet



Which is worse?

Moving house or changing job?

theia wrote: Having to give away a pet



Which is worse?

Moving house or changing job?


Moving house



Which is worse?

Wanting to get married and your other half doesn't want to commit

or

Having to get married to keep the other person

SOJOURNER wrote: Moving house



Which is worse?

Wanting to get married and your other half doesn't want to commit

or

Having to get married to keep the other person


Difficult this one...



Okay...wanting to get married (I think)



Which is worse?



Getting married quickly or delaying it for years?

theia wrote: Difficult this one...



Okay...wanting to get married (I think)



Which is worse?



Getting married quickly or delaying it for years?


Delaying it



Which is worse?

Having to choose one of two

or

Picking one out of a bunch

SOJOURNER wrote: Delaying it



Which is worse?

Having to choose one of two

or

Picking one out of a bunch


Having to choose one of two



Which is worse?

Staying away from relationships to avoid hurt feelings or

getting hurt

theia wrote: Having to choose one of two



Which is worse?

Staying away from relationships to avoid hurt feelings or

getting hurt


Staying away....



Which is worse?

Being misunderstood

or

Having your motives misconstrued

SOJOURNER wrote: Staying away....



Which is worse?

Being misunderstood

or

Having your motives misconstrued


Having your motives misconstrued.

Which is worse?

Being ignored at a gathering

or

Not being invited to the gathering?

CountryDweller wrote: Having your motives misconstrued.

Which is worse?

Being ignored at a gathering

or

Not being invited to the gathering?


IGNORED AT A GATHERING

which is worse?

being treated like the red headed stepchild

or

being the sister of the favorite child