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hi folks just popped in b4 work to say how nice it is to see a thread running as it was intended.it realy feels like a party in here.shame i gotta split early to go work byr for now keep up the larfs!bye the way chez,carol said she seen that chopper and its a bit blunt but it should do what you want from it!

Okay Wisey I think we ave got them cornered. Everyone form a line, hold hands and move in slowly. No sudden movements - we don't want to scare them Watch that Kaz, she's a slippery little sucker that one.

Right, the decorating in FOC is well under way, a couple of rooms are completed, one - the most important room, the 'rest room', and another - the 'reference library' all ready in case Mr. Spot calls by. :wah::wah:

I think Spot is having a much needed rest

So where were we on this 'Crazy world' thread.

Oh yes 'crazy world we live in!' - Some bright spark in the authority here in Nottingham has thought that it would be a great plan to erect a 60 metre 'bow' structure, towering over a square, at the cost of tens of thousands of pounds sterling, whilst busily closing down some 'old folks' residential homes because the authority cannot afford to run them !!!! Don't the poor old people get kicked in the teeth enough ffs? Who the hell wants an ugly structure like that dominating the area any way? I do wish these people would progress into the real world.

Hang on, I'd better check that last paragraph to make sure I haven't said anything racist, politically incorrect, feminist, manist, dogist, catist, etc. Ere where've you put me blinkin egg shells Carol ?

You have of course heard that people never 'fail', it's just 'deferred success', this is of course to preserve 'self esteem'.

When I was at school and one race I took part in, I came last ! I failed !!!!! The second race I took part in I came second out of six runners ! It is called competition, and I was determined not to be last again. Deferred success !!!! ?? What absolute tosh ! I FAILED in that first race! Oh and of course I hasten to add that is just in my opinion.

:yh_rotfl

Chezzie;764110 wrote: has she gone???


Is it safe??

Ere Gill, the woodcutters got a massive chopper:D


Chezzie, sweetness, it is no good you blinkin teasing me like that, when you aint tellin me where the chuffin hut is !! Cos I do need some attention to me fir tree ! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :-5

Spot finally sleeps .... run while he's not looking

Hey Pheasy, I ain't runnin' from NO man, Mrs. :sneaky::wah:

We could tie him to a lamp post

Yer, Pheasy, where did you find that avatar? That's one sexy dancer, that is!!!:sneaky::wah:

Imladris;764196 wrote: Yer, Pheasy, where did you find that avatar? That's one sexy dancer, that is!!!:sneaky::wah:


He's mine I tell ya .... all mine :yh_loser

Ain't yer goin to share 'im Pheasy ? :-1

Ok the lovely one is back................thats ME incase you dont know:wah:I see that Chez has gone off with a chopper...............no Im NOT going to be drawn into that:wah:Pheasy has got a new fella.very nice dear............Kaz.......oh Kaz is just Kaz :wah: and Gill........well................words fail me:wah::rolleyes:;)Oh Imladris.............calm down!!!!!

About the first time, innit Carol,------words failin you :wah::wah::wah:

Omg my Woodchopper man is a dancer too, just seen him doing a foreigner (no not aussie pam, kay n kathy ellen) in pheasy avatar....Corrrrrr I like his leather chopper cover:D

G#Gill;764257 wrote: About the first time, innit Carol,------words failin you :wah:
That aint funny Mrs:-5:-5:-5everyone knows how quiet I am:):rolleyes:

Chezzie;764262 wrote: Omg my Woodchopper man is a dancer too, just seen him doing a foreigner (no not aussie pam, kay n kathy ellen) in pheasy avatar....Corrrrrr I like his leather chopper cover:D
Chez.....pleaseeeeeeeeee remember where you are dear and behave ......ok remember...your a lady................................................................:wah::wah::wah:YER RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:

Ladeys do IT too yanno:wah:

Chezzie;764274 wrote: Ladeys do IT too yanno
IT?????Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you mean the cha cha cha..................right;):rolleyes:

.............now all the young uns are finking.....whats that:wah::wah:

like a bit of Rumba meself....

Chezzie;764280 wrote: like a bit of Rumba meself....
Ye I know he told me dearheart:rolleyes::guitarist:wah:

Carolly;764285 wrote: Ye I know he told me dearheart:rolleyes::guitarist:wah:


was that before or after he foxtrotted back to me:wah:

ThePheasant;764170 wrote: Spot finally sleeps .... run while he's not looking
Spot had an engagement in town, you gossip-monger! And now I'm returned.

spot;764291 wrote: Spot had an engagement in town, you gossip-monger! And now I'm returned.


Any witnesses???

Chezzie;764287 wrote: was that before or after he foxtrotted back to me:wah:
Chezzie...........ere Im wanted to do a cabaret in some posh club (im serious) the one who is Cher on tv at the mo is there soon.....want me autograph babe??:rolleyes::p

Carolly;764303 wrote: Chezzie...........ere Im wanted to do a cabaret in some posh club (im serious) the one who is Cher on tv at the mo is there soon.....want me autograph babe??:rolleyes::p


already got it babes:wah::wah::wah:

spot;764291 wrote: Spot had an engagement in town, you gossip-monger! And now I'm returned.


Look out!!! :p:sneaky:

Chezzie;764342 wrote: already got it babes:wah::wah::wah:



Ohhhhhhhh so I cant sell it to you than????:sneaky:

OI CHEZZY BABY I JUST SEE THAT:-5:-5:p

ahhh yanno I loves ya dearly xxxxx:):-6 Crazy eh:wah:

Right I think I will be serious for a change.The truth is we do live in a crazy world.We sit for hours at our pc talking to people we have never met and yet liking some of them so bloody much.We also decide which ones we dont.........?????? how can you not like somebody we have never met fgs......its those vibes I guess......even on your pc they come through.Through our lives we dont like telling our ages to people and yet when we are reallyyyyy old we go round bragging about it fgs.Some of us see the lambs playing in the fields and go....ahhhhhhhhh bless......only to go home to a roast lamb dinner.We buy something off Ebay really cheap...wow.....only £2 and its a fiver in the shops!!!!Er one thing we forget.....the £4.99 postage charge......we go shopping and decide the tin of beans is cheaper up the road by 4p...so we drive our car to go an get some..........yes lol it is a crazy old world thats for sure:wah:;)

Carolly;764401 wrote: Right I think I will be serious for a change.The truth is we do live in a crazy world.We sit for hours at our pc talking to people we have never met and yet liking some of them so bloody much.We also decide which ones we dont.........?????? how can you not like somebody we have never met fgs......its those vibes I guess......even on your pc they come through.Through our lives we dont like telling our ages to people and yet when we are reallyyyyy old we go round bragging about it fgs.Some of us see the lambs playing in the fields and go....ahhhhhhhhh bless......only to go home to a roast lamb dinner.We buy something off Ebay really cheap...wow.....only £2 and its a fiver in the shops!!!!Er one thing we forget.....the £4.99 postage charge......we go shopping and decide the tin of beans is cheaper up the road by 4p...so we drive our car to go an get some..........yes lol it is a crazy old world thats for sure:wah:;)


Well said Mrs Posh

Ere where is everybody? Pheasy ! Have you scared them off with your new avatar Mrs? Or was it Chezzie ? Don't think it was our Rosie...................wait a minute !

....................................................Spot came back from town didn't he ! Oh no Spot you haven't opened another book have you ? Maybe that would account for the mass exodus :-1 :-3

Carolly;764401 wrote: Right I think I will be serious for a change.The truth is we do live in a crazy world.We sit for hours at our pc talking to people we have never met and yet liking some of them so bloody much.We also decide which ones we dont.........?????? how can you not like somebody we have never met fgs......its those vibes I guess......even on your pc they come through.Through our lives we dont like telling our ages to people and yet when we are reallyyyyy old we go round bragging about it fgs.Some of us see the lambs playing in the fields and go....ahhhhhhhhh bless......only to go home to a roast lamb dinner.We buy something off Ebay really cheap...wow.....only £2 and its a fiver in the shops!!!!Er one thing we forget.....the £4.99 postage charge......we go shopping and decide the tin of beans is cheaper up the road by 4p...so we drive our car to go an get some..........yes lol it is a crazy old world thats for sure:wah:;)


my ex mother in law was like that. she'd go to the supermarket 5miles away to shop, drive seven miles in the other direction to save 3p on a bag of suger :-3

G#Gill;764424 wrote: Ere where is everybody? Pheasy ! Have you scared them off with your new avatar Mrs? Or was it Chezzie ? Don't think it was our Rosie...................wait a minute !

....................................................Spot came back from town didn't he ! Oh no Spot you haven't opened another book have you ? Maybe that would account for the mass exodus :-1 :-3


wasn't me :-3...................................promise!

No Rosie, I could never imagine that it was your fault me little leprechaun :-4

Carolly;764401 wrote: Right I think I will be serious for a change.The truth is we do live in a crazy world.We sit for hours at our pc talking to people we have never met and yet liking some of them so bloody much.We also decide which ones we dont.........?????? how can you not like somebody we have never met fgs......its those vibes I guess......even on your pc they come through.Through our lives we dont like telling our ages to people and yet when we are reallyyyyy old we go round bragging about it fgs.Some of us see the lambs playing in the fields and go....ahhhhhhhhh bless......only to go home to a roast lamb dinner.We buy something off Ebay really cheap...wow.....only £2 and its a fiver in the shops!!!!Er one thing we forget.....the £4.99 postage charge......we go shopping and decide the tin of beans is cheaper up the road by 4p...so we drive our car to go an get some..........yes lol it is a crazy old world thats for sure:wah:;)Ere......who can add some more things to this:rolleyes:;)

Hi Helen ! Your ex mother-in-law sounds like my grandmother ! My Dad used to drive her into the town every other week, just so she could buy 1/4 lb pack of Ty-phoo loose tea that was 2 old pence cheaper than she would have to pay in her own village ! And all the way into the town she would be saying things like "I told Mrs. ---------- that my son-in-law never takes me anywhere!" as her son-in-law was driving her on her regular trip to town ! I was also in the car and I was so surprised that my Dad didn't do a hand-brake turn and take her straight back home, bless his cotton socks ! Crazy world, but even crazier people !! :rolleyes: :driving:

Nice one Gill lol.....Actually I have a confession:rolleyes:.....nobodys about so I can tell you.......Im a compolsive buyer in the supermarkets and if somefing is on special I buy tons of it..........trouble is I dont even like it and cause its cheap I fink that I could grow to like it:wah::wah:but guess what..........I bleedin dont an then have to chuck the bloody stuff away:rolleyes::wah::wah:

G#Gill;764424 wrote: Ere where is everybody? Pheasy ! Have you scared them off with your new avatar Mrs? Or was it Chezzie ? Don't think it was our Rosie...................wait a minute !

....................................................Spot came back from town didn't he ! Oh no Spot you haven't opened another book have you ? Maybe that would account for the mass exodus :-1 :-3


Maybe .... my new avatar is distracting ( hang on .......) the heck out of me .... damn he's hot

ThePheasant;764460 wrote: Maybe .... my new avatar is distracting ( hang on .......) the heck out of me .... damn he's hot


HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !



Steady Pheasy, remember yer heart chuck !!!! ...........................................

........................... But you are right ------------- he has got a certain je ne sait quoi !!

:sneaky: :wah:

ThePheasant;764460 wrote: Maybe .... my new avatar is distracting ( hang on .......) the heck out of me .... damn he's hot :DPheasy....Gill has a weak heart you should know that at her age:rolleyes: mind you looking at him:rolleyes:a night with him would finish her off I reckon:wah::wah:;)

[QUOTE=Carolly;764471]Pheasy....Gill has a weak heart you should know that at her age:rolleyes: mind you looking at him:rolleyes:a night with him would finish her off I reckon

HEY TART LEAVE OUR GILL ALONE AT LEAST SHE DONT GO TO THE SUPERMARKET AND BUY STUFF SHE DONT WANT JUST CAUSE ITS ON SPECIAL:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kayleneaussie;764483 wrote: [QUOTE=Carolly;764471]Pheasy....Gill has a weak heart you should know that at her age:rolleyes: mind you looking at him:rolleyes:a night with him would finish her off I reckon

HEY TART LEAVE OUR GILL ALONE AT LEAST SHE DONT GO TO THE SUPERMARKET AND BUY STUFF SHE DONT WANT JUST CAUSE ITS ON SPECIAL:yh_rotfl:
Oh fgs woman Im trying to turn this thread into an interlectual...........na that aint right.....intellectual.........na that dont look right either...anyway however its spelt thats what Im trying to turn this thread into............I fink:p

I wont be around much tomorrow............ok enough cheers fgs:rolleyes:...so I want you all to try to make this thread abit more upmarket ok and as long as Gill an Kaz dont decide to do their lap dancing:rolleyes: we may stand a chance oh and make sure that Chez dont come on here waving that chopper around fgs as I will miss it:wah::wah::rolleyes:;)

Quick joke:wah: cant resist this sorry guys:wah:

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking."

The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on."

God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat

The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again."

God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.

About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her luffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"

The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!" :wah::wah:;)

It's gone quiet. Shall we try another? This was three minutes, not two.

Claim: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

Were that true the following would be meaningless:

Guam Code, Title 19 (Personal Relations) Chapter 3 (Contract of Marriage) § 3106. Release, Generally: Neither party to a contract to marry is bound by a promise made in ignorance of the other's want of personal chastity, and either is released therefrom by unchaste conduct on the part of the other unless both parties participate therein.

I bet there were missionaries around when that one got passed.

:-3:-3:-3

I want to throw my hat in the ring with Spot here.

He is a pedantic whotsit......but he has a point.

"Whotsit" covers a lot of words you would not want to hear.....put in any you fancy or that shock you !!!!

I am amazed and befuddled by

"Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores."

Thats bollox......oooops sorry.

I did not mean to degenerate this thread any further than it has already.

I could give you Headline after Headline that says one thing ......but the end line says something that dismisses everything the article has "Suggested" No one ever reads the last sentence........remember that.

I know this thread was supposed to be lighthearted banter.....but proliferating such bilge does not become intelligent people.And the "We are better than them" attitude shines through...... racism in disguise......no use denying it.

There are lots of "Amazing" facts out there to make an interesting thread without stooping to such levels.

I am now the site party pooper.....along with Spot.....I can handle that.

Bruv;764542 wrote: I want to throw my hat in the ring with Spot here.

He is a pedantic whotsit......but he has a point.

"Whotsit" covers a lot of words you would not want to hear.....put in any you fancy or that shock you !!!!

I am amazed and befuddled by

"Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores."


The word you're looking for is genius.

The Liverpool claim is demonstrably false. Liverpool deliberately and explicitly restricts the exposure of strange breasts in locations where children might not be expecting to see them, the council is sensibly protective of the city's young given the temptations on offer. I quote from the Liverpool City Council Licensing Policy Statement 2008/2011 (To have effect from 7 January 2008):The admission of children to any premises will otherwise normally be left to the discretion of the individual licensee ... subject always to the provisions ... judge the merits of each separate application before deciding whether or not to impose conditions restricting access by children ... where in relation to a particular premises ... entertainment or services of an adult or sexual nature are commonly provided ... would generally include topless bar staff, striptease, lap, table or pole-dancing, performances involving feigned violence or horrific incidents, feigned or actual sexual acts or fetishism, or entertainment involving strong and offensive language.That'll be why we don't let them onto FG too.

Bruv;764542 wrote: I want to throw my hat in the ring with Spot here.

He is a pedantic whotsit......but he has a point.

"Whotsit" covers a lot of words you would not want to hear.....put in any you fancy or that shock you !!!!

I am amazed and befuddled by

"Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores."

Thats bollox......oooops sorry.

I did not mean to degenerate this thread any further than it has already.

I could give you Headline after Headline that says one thing ......but the end line says something that dismisses everything the article has "Suggested" No one ever reads the last sentence........remember that.

I am now the site party pooper

I know this thread was supposed to be lighthearted banter.....but proliferating such bilge does not become intelligent people.And the "We are better than them" attitude shines through...... racism in disguise......no use denying it.

There are lots of "Amazing" facts out there to make an interesting thread without stooping to such levels.

.....along with Spot.....I can handle that.


OI! Spot was here first stop trying to take his limelight:p:D