Ask Jimbo anything ...anything at all

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:21 pm

Will you ever anwser my questions??????

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:19 pm

If a candle flickers and a moth dies 20 km away and a cloud passes over the moon and I dream that I killed a nun what does that mean?

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:20 pm

How many uses are there for beads?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:58 am

koan;541148 wrote: If a candle flickers and a moth dies 20 km away and a cloud passes over the moon and I dream that I killed a nun what does that mean?

you need to get laid more often:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:59 am

koan;541149 wrote: How many uses are there for beads?

good question , beady eyes , beads of sweat ,strips of wood= beading ,yipes

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:02 am

Pinky;541139 wrote: Hey jimbo, what exactly is a widget, and what do they really do?

Why has FG gone all slow when posting replies or opening pages?

the only widget i know of was what they put in john smiths beer to make it taste like a pub pint , they never it seems went down my local as the beer is rank

i've noticed that i think its hamster syndrome , no hamster every thing on f g seems s l o w e r

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:04 am

Tater Tazz;541109 wrote: Will you ever anwser my questions??????

yes tazz i'm going through them as fast as my 1 finger typing lets me ... how much has hamster paid you to torture me in her absense

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:05 am

koan;541087 wrote: You probably don't have long enough fingernails. :p
no i bite them its nice full of dead skin :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:06 am

Tater Tazz;541099 wrote: Have you ever kissed a man?

er no well i thought it was a woman honest

but nigel was a funny name for her me thinks :rolleyes:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:07 am

Tater Tazz;541101 wrote: Have you ever mooned anyone?

yup i'm doing it right now on my web cam :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:08 am

Tater Tazz;541102 wrote: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? and with whom?

yes loads of times doesent every one duh .... mind you i was asked to leave the pool :rolleyes:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:12 am

:-1 Tater Tazz;541103 wrote: What are the three worst things you have ever eaten?

butter beans ,a moth that flew into my mouth as i went to take a big bite outa my kebab ,veal just the thought of those anemic little calves its just wrong :-1

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:12 am

Tater Tazz;541106 wrote: Who do you think will post your 2000 post?

oh no it was the plastic mank :-1 :-1 how boring is that :rolleyes:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:13 am

Tater Tazz;541107 wrote: Do you think it will get warm soon?

yep another 2 weeks i reckon:-6 :-6

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:14 am

Soberano;541108 wrote: Have you ever been bored by any chance?;)

very very very very bored :wah: :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:16 am

i just know your watching hamster enjoying my torture , come back soon eh ?:-6

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:20 am

Did you see hampsters pic of baby? Isn't it cute?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:17 am

Tater Tazz;542216 wrote: Did you see hampsters pic of baby? Isn't it cute?

no , this a trick right its not due for months , ok i'm now gona go looking through the forum for baby pic's , how much has hamster paid you to torture me like this , your even better at it than she is :-5 :-5

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:18 am

Yo jimbo, the Liverpool takeover, any comments from the spurs fan?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:22 am

Galbally;542227 wrote: Yo jimbo, the Liverpool takeover, any comments from the spurs fan?

why not us :-1

i think its good to stop chelsea and man you turning our league into a two horse race but as a spurs fan all i can hope for now is a top 6 finish and a run in a cup , thats at best :rolleyes:

what do you villains make of it

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:25 am

jimbo;542229 wrote: why not us :-1

i think its good to stop chelsea and man you turning our league into a two horse race but as a spurs fan all i can hope for now is a top 6 finish and a run in a cup , thats at best :rolleyes:

what do you villains make of it :

I dunno, we are still trying to get over our own takeover!

Still, yeah, its better that the clubs who don't happen to be man u or chelsea also get some access to money, cause otherwise they are going to fall way, way behind, so I guess its good, I dunno really?

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:56 am

In your own words, why do you think the chicken crossed the road?:)

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:14 am

Tater Tazz;542970 wrote: In your own words, why do you think the chicken crossed the road?:)

his neighbour caught bird flu :wah: :wah:

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:16 am

:wah:jimbo;542979 wrote: his neighbour caught bird flu :wah: :wah::wah:

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:18 am

How many stars do you think there are?

Do you personnally think pluto is still a planet?

How long do you think a fish can live?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:39 am

Tater Tazz;542982 wrote: How many stars do you think there are? there are more stars than there are grains of sand on every beach and in every desert on the planet so a lot

Do you personnally think pluto is still a planet? no

How long do you think a fish can live? well guppy is 52 so quite old

oops sorry gups i meant 32:-4 :-4

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:14 pm

1. What are you watching right now?

2. Do you prefer tea or coffee?

3. If you had to describe yourself, would you say you look like ken or gi joe?

4. Do you think I am annoying?

5. Do you wish I would stop?

6. How would you describe a relaxing day, in your life?

7. How do you cook a fish?

8. Are you smiling of frowning?

9. If you were an animal, what would you be?

10. I bet your praying this is the last question. hahah

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:20 pm

Tater Tazz;543566 wrote:

3. If you had to describe yourself, would you say you look like ken or gi joe?

so either way you're calling Jimbo, d1ckless. that's rude.

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:33 pm

Wolverine;543574 wrote: so either way you're calling Jimbo, d1ckless. that's rude.:wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:52 am

Tater Tazz;543566 wrote: 1. What are you watching right now?some wildlife programme about straylia

2. Do you prefer tea or coffee?tea

3. If you had to describe yourself, would you say you look like ken or gi joe? rambo

4. Do you think I am annoying?no

5. Do you wish I would stop?no if i said yes i know you'd be worse

6. How would you describe a relaxing day, in your life?get up go to the gym spend an hour in the hot tub ,round of golf with a crap player so i win,go to watch tottenham hotspur fc beat aresenal our mortal enemies , nice meal , go to the pub get very drunk annoy every one ,perfect day

7. How do you cook a fish? i pfefer boiled

8. Are you smiling of frowning?

9. If you were an animal, what would you be?baloo the bear

10. I bet your praying this is the last question. hahahnope:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:56 am

Wolverine;543574 wrote: so either way you're calling Jimbo, d1ckless. that's rude.

makes a change from ridiculess buddy :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:57 am

Pinky;543580 wrote: Hey Jim, is it true that you sing 'Wherever you will go' to Sue?:-4

no pinky ,its whenever will you go :wah: :wah:

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:27 am

goodmorning! How do you change a flat tire?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:35 am

Hamster;543908 wrote: Jimbo-how are you today?

all the better for you being online buddy:-4

can you give me 10 mins to answer my other question before you torture me:D

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:45 am

Tater Tazz;543907 wrote: goodmorning! How do you change a flat tire?

i would change a flat tire like this

1 undo wheel nuts

2 jack up car

3take off wheel

4 change wheel

5 finger tighten wheel nuts

6 let down jack

7 put tire away job done

how ever suzy or you would change it like this

1 get out of car

2 toss blonde mane about ,

3 show clevage

4 look helpless

5 sit in warm car ,

6 watch some mug like me or wise guy change tire for you

7 ring friends while tire is being changed for you, taking the mickey out of said mug to friends

8 job done give said mug totally bogus phone number promising a date some time

9 job done , drive off smiling , leaving mug to smother his own car in grease and dirt from your wheel nuts

:-5 :-5 :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:25 am

Hamster;544015 wrote: Jimbo why has all the snow gone?
after 2 weeks missing you , thats the best you can do ?

it melted:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:17 pm

Do you think connecticut will get snow this year???

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:50 pm

Jimbo, what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:42 am

How many words can you make out of the name jimbo?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:05 am

Tater Tazz;544599 wrote: Do you think connecticut will get snow this year???

yes on july the 7th:D

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:06 am

Tater Tazz;544832 wrote: How many words can you make out of the name jimbo?

er jib

er mob

er job

er thats it

do you actually read any of the answers or is it a drive by torture thing for you :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:08 am

BH672;544628 wrote: Jimbo, what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

:D

the bird flap flap winged bird 110 mph

the other bird :sneaky: depends how much she has had to drink

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:10 am

BH672;544628 wrote: Jimbo, what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

:D

hang on a minute ,who are you

bh 672 , british hamster , your working for hammy admit it :sneaky: :sneaky:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:09 am

jimbo;544839 wrote: hang on a minute ,who are you

bh 672 , british hamster , your working for hammy admit it :sneaky: :sneaky:

Wayhay! Another person to torture Jimbo - join in everyone, it's fun!!!!

Jimbo, why does my hair go mad in the rain?

Jimbo, why don't I like egg white only the yolk?

Jimbo, why are no two snowflakes the same?

Jimbo, why have I got a cold on the only weekend for the forseeable future that I have a social life?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:12 am

Imladris;544880 wrote: Wayhay! Another person to torture Jimbo - join in everyone, it's fun!!!!

Jimbo, why does my hair go mad in the rain?. do you rinse the shampoo off properly when you shower

Jimbo, why don't I like egg white only the yolk? coz uncooked it looks like snot

Jimbo, why are no two snowflakes the same? i have snow idea

Jimbo, why have I got a cold on the only weekend for the forseeable future that I have a social life? have you got bird flu, be honest