Ask Jimbo anything ...anything at all

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:54 pm

Hamster;546399 wrote: Why is it always in the first place you looked when you lost something?

(BTW..very profound Jimbo!)

thanks hammy

some times when i have lost something , i look every where and some times i find i was looking so hard i just could not see it , cant see the wood for the trees comes to mind , some times i look at my life and i wonder how the hell i got here but then i think , it really dont matter how or why , i am here i've mad mistakes i cant change them , i have just got to make the best i can of the crap i'm in for every one concerned ... i found if i can think along those lines it helps , i think for a change there is an ounce of sense in there somewhere hammy :-6

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:17 pm

Why do Iron tablets make your poo black? :-2

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:19 pm

crazygal;546431 wrote: Why do Iron tablets make your poo black? :-2

yup they do

oh and by the way dont put any magnets in your back pocket for a while

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:24 pm

Eww nice! Doc wants me to triple my dose too, I have doubled but that's it!

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:28 pm

crazygal;546438 wrote: Eww nice! Doc wants me to triple my dose too, I have doubled but that's it!

cant you just it loads of greens , it can er block you up a bit my mrs tells me :-2

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:32 pm

jimbo;546448 wrote: cant you just it loads of greens , it can er block you up a bit my mrs tells me :-2

Who is meant to be asking the questions here? :p :wah:

I've been doing that but my last blood test said I'm anemic due to the little person inside taking all of my iron. I didn't realise that you need to drink something like orange juice with your meal to help absorb the iron. It hasn't blocked me up yet but I have needed to strain a bit. :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:45 pm

crazygal;546452 wrote: Who is meant to be asking the questions here?

I've been doing that but my last blood test said I'm anemic due to the little person inside taking all of my iron. I didn't realise that you need to drink something like orange juice with your meal to help absorb the iron. It hasn't blocked me up yet but I have needed to strain a bit. :wah:

ok thanks for that info

how long you got to go ............... till you have the baby i mean and what part of london are you from i used to live in twickers and richmond i went to school in staines

that is a name of a place for our american friends not markings on my clothes :rolleyes:

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:49 pm

jimbo;546474 wrote: ok thanks for that info

how long you got to go ............... till you have the baby i mean and what part of london are you from i used to live in twickers and richmond i went to school in staines

that is a name of a place for our american friends not markings on my clothes :rolleyes:

Two months although hopefully less! I was fine with my first. This one, she's trouble, I just know it.

I have cousins in Twickenham and got arrested in Richmond when I was 15, lmfao. I've lived in South Ruislip for two and a half years now, moved here for the school for my son.

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:50 pm

crazygal;546480 wrote: Two months although hopefully less! I was fine with my first. This one, she's trouble, I just know it.

I have cousins in Twickenham and got arrested in Richmond when I was 15, lmfao. I've lived in South Ruislip for two and a half years now, moved here for the school for my son.

Thats the other side of Uxbridge I think??? Only half hour from us

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:55 pm

SuzyB;546482 wrote: Thats the other side of Uxbridge I think??? Only half hour from us

Yeah, I'm in Uxbridge usually twice a week, there tomorrow for a meeting

That where you are?

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:56 pm

crazygal;546491 wrote: Yeah, I'm in Uxbridge usually twice a week, there tomorrow for a meeting

That where you are?

Down the M4 other side of Slough, we are in Bracknell

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:57 pm

SuzyB;546493 wrote: Down the M4 other side of Slough, we are in Bracknell

Doh of course, sorry, it says in your other halves Avatar. I know people there, my parents godchildren, it's really lovely.

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:00 pm

crazygal;546496 wrote: Doh of course, sorry, it says in your other halves Avatar. I know people there, my parents godchildren, it's really lovely.

Thanks, it was a lot better before we moved in :sneaky: :wah:

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:00 pm

SuzyB;546499 wrote: Thanks, it was a lot better before we moved in :sneaky: :wah:

Ha ha. No it really is lovely there, I hate London but all of my family are here.

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:02 pm

crazygal;546501 wrote: Ha ha. No it really is lovely there, I hate London but all of my family are here.

Bracknell is the overspill of London, my family were originally from there

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:03 pm

SuzyB;546503 wrote: Bracknell is the overspill of London, my family were originally from there

At least there are British people there, lol.

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:03 pm

Hey Jimbo, how do you feel about your thread being hi-jacked? :p :rolleyes:

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:04 pm

Ha ha now SUZY, what made you first attracted to Jimbo?

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:10 pm

crazygal;546507 wrote: Ha ha now SUZY, what made you first attracted to Jimbo?

His personality

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:12 pm

How did the two of you meet?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:12 pm

SuzyB;546510 wrote: His personality

yup some times my stunning good looks get in the way :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:16 pm

crazygal;546512 wrote: How did the two of you meet?

well to be honest , she was the most beautifull woman i'd ever seen , blond hair , massive boobs and really really fit , i never thought for a second she would ever be interested in me and i just thought we would be friends nothing more but she pounced on me :wah: :wah:

the rest is history :wah:

ok there may of been a little tiny bit of stalking involved on my part :sneaky:

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:21 pm

jimbo;546517 wrote: well to be honest , she was the most beautifull woman i'd ever seen , blond hair , massive boobs and really really fit , i never thought for a second she would ever be interested in me and i just thought we would be friends nothing more but she pounced on me :wah: :wah:

the rest is history :wah:

ok there may of been a little tiny bit of stalking involved on my part :sneaky:

Aww bless.

Are you married? Kids? (sorry, don't know either of you yet)

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:25 pm

crazygal;546520 wrote: Aww bless.

Are you married? Kids? (sorry, don't know either of you yet)

we have been together for ten years on and off (she starts on i go off ) we have kids but not with each other

we will be getting married later this year :-4 :-4

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:27 pm

jimbo;546526 wrote: we have been together for ten years on and off (she starts on i go off ) we have kids but not with each other

we will be getting married later this year :-4 :-4

Aww bless, congratulations!

Will you miss my nosy questions when I log-off?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:28 pm

crazygal;546528 wrote: Aww bless, congratulations!

Will you miss my nosy questions when I log-off?

yep , its been nice talking to you

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:04 pm

Aww thank you, goodnight to you and your better half.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:07 pm

crazygal;546578 wrote: Aww thank you, goodnight to you and your better half.

oi you

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:12 pm

Well women rule.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:18 pm

crazygal;546584 wrote: Well women rule.

blah blah blah ,lalalalalalal fingers in ears

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:19 pm

Eww lots of wax there, you need some cotton buds! :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:27 pm

crazygal;546593 wrote: Eww lots of wax there, you need some cotton buds!

oh no its just dawned on me hammy has put you up to this :-5 :-5

how much did she promise you to torture me :-3 :-3

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:30 pm

Ha ha I don't know who Hammy is but I do take payment as bribes.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:39 pm

crazygal;546612 wrote: Ha ha I don't know who Hammy is but I do take payment as bribes.

really how very interesting .. in the beggining there was an ask hamster thread, and jimbo took it upon himself to ask the hamster hundreds of questions just to torture said hamster , but jimbo had not reckoned on someone planning hamsters revenge for her , and one day jimbo looked upon his f g screen and there was an ask jimbo thread , having tortured said hamster jimbo pledged to answer questions on it till people got bored , but the wicked hamster never ever gave up , and when she grew weary of torturing jimbo she got an army of evil side kicks to join in against our brave hero, and still the epic battle goes on , but with truth, justice and moronic humour on his side the brave jimbo battles on , how will it end no one knows :-3 :-3

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:59 pm

Should be another forum for questioning members, I had one on mine, went down really well

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:35 pm

If vampires cannot see their reflection, how come their hair is always so neat?

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:45 pm

how come the mailman always comes right after i check the mail???:-2

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 9:04 pm

how come m and M's are different colors but all taste the same???????:-2

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 9:17 pm

Do fish smile?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:18 am

BH672;547034 wrote: If vampires cannot see their reflection, how come their hair is always so neat?

well buddy

being totaly un pc here vampires are batty boys , drinking mens bodily fluids, hair always nice, all that pale make up , and batty boys have nice hair they do not need a mirror , and even if they had one it wont work

to explain this lame joke to our amarican friends ,batty boy in england means to bat for the other side ,be gay , bat , vampire , batty boy vampire

actually its just not funny

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:22 am

WonderWendy3;547051 wrote: Do fish smile?

ww where have you been lately ? we need you in the garden , so stay here dont go shopping or do girly things , stay here be nice tell jokes , thats what your good at

oh yes the fish smile thing, fish are not smiling at you they are laughing , for if you get close enough to see them smiling your under water,drowning and they can breath , you cant, you go blue pull funny faces , they think thats funny

bad bad bad fish

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:24 am

Pinky;547139 wrote: Jim, I just got up and came downstairs to an empty house.

Are Hammy and co regretting asking me to visit? Have they seen sense and run away?:wah:

no pinks , they love you sooo much they have all gone out so as you can get some beauty sleep , what a kind nice hamster she is :-4

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:26 am

guppy;547040 wrote: how come the mailman always comes right after i check the mail???:-2

do you want to rephrase that you naughty fish ?

what exactly are you wearing when you check your mail , you could get arrested you know , :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:29 am

guppy;547042 wrote: how come m and M's are different colors but all taste the same???????:-2

maybe the colouring on there little shells is tastless

whats the definition of a drawing pin ????

a m&m with a stiffy :wah:

oops i am allowed to say stiffy arent i

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:02 am

Hamster;547150 wrote: Jimbo did I tell you how much I love you?? :wah:

you never have but if you ever did i'd think you were trying to lull me into a false sense of security so i'd not be prepared for the torture thread

:wah: :wah: :wah: