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Moi!!!?? I wouldn't try and confuse you, Theia!!! Ever. However, if we're both very very sneaky, maybe we can confuse Rapunzel, tangle her up in all that sexy, long golden hair of hers, and nick tlw right out of her rapacious, salacious, grabacious, goodgracious arms. Hic. (Knew I shouldn't have drunk that hic glass of champagne.. silly smile). Um,... oh yes, tlw!!

AussiePam wrote: Moi!!!?? I wouldn't try and confuse you, Theia!!! Ever. However, if we're both very very sneaky, maybe we can confuse Rapunzel, tangle her up in all that sexy, long golden hair of hers, and nick tlw right out of her rapacious, salacious, grabacious, goodgracious arms. Hic. (Knew I shouldn't have drunk that hic glass of champagne.. silly smile). Um,... oh yes, tlw!!


hehehe :wah:

Rap quickly twists some lonnnnnnnnnnnnng gold braids around busy tizzy whizzy funny Pammie and would-be cardy thief Theia and ties them to a rather fancy Doric column that use to grace the Parthenon in Greece! :p

TLW is mine! :wah:

. . . goodgracious . . .

OOOOOOOOH, them's fightin woids, Rappy. I mean in the olden days at very least when blushing maidens were tied to poles as dragon bait etc, some bold Knight always came riding by and rescued them. Maybe Fred Flintstone in his drafty orange kilt will come galloping by on a dinosaur and slay the dragon with his BIG CLUB.. or at least bring us coffee. And then you'll be mine again, won't you, tlw...

Rapunzel wrote: hehehe :wah:

Rap quickly twists some lonnnnnnnnnnnnng gold braids around busy tizzy whizzy funny Pammie and would-be cardy thief Theia and ties them to a rather fancy Doric column that use to grace the Parthenon in Greece! :p


Oh, I see, Rap...it's the old "quickly twisting some lonnnnnnnnnnnnng gold braids" and the tying "to a rather fancy Doric column that used to grace the Parthenon in Greece" trick, again :yh_sigh

I'm afraid you'll have to do better than that...I have an aura, you know...!



TLW

theia wrote: Oh, I see, Rap...it's the old "quickly twisting some lonnnnnnnnnnnnng gold braids" and the tying "to a rather fancy Doric column that used to grace the Parthenon in Greece" trick, again :yh_sigh

I'm afraid you'll have to do better than that...I have an aura, you know...!



TLW


I wondered what the smell was . . . oops no, that's an aroma! :wah:

*As Pammie sips coffee and flirts with Fred, the Knight and the Dragon in "Flamin'bucks" (the coffee shop established in 163AD for discerning knights and maidens) and as Theia looks a trifle confused and surreptitiously sniffs her pits (which smell as fragrant as ever thanks to her daily application of "MiLady's Maidenhair" (Moisturiser for Maidens with added Aloe Vera) . . . Rap sneaks giggling past and grabs TLW from his chair in the corner, hoping Fred doesn't notice that TLW spilled his Ribenaberry juice all over Fred's Sunday-best smock . . .

... gotcha TLW - and you're ALL mine! :wah:

Bwahahahaha

Sorry ladies, short & sweet, TLW! :rolleyes:

cars wrote: Sorry ladies, short & sweet, TLW! :rolleyes:


*theia cackles, evilly, and, in a flash, snatches tlw and puts him in her cardi pocket*

Okay - EVERYONE OUT. Tornado evacuation drill !!!!! Please congregate at muster station number 1.





Right. That's cleared the room. Now come to mamma, tlw ....

AussiePam wrote: Okay - EVERYONE OUT. Tornado evacuation drill !!!!! Please congregate at muster station number 1.





Right. That's cleared the room. Now come to mamma, tlw ....


Could you repeat that, I'm a little hard of hearing! :p

Here's yer hard hat, Cars. You're a born leader as well as being drop dead gorgeous. Lead us all the heck outta here please. I'm just going to check there's no PhD students lurking behind the lab bunsen burners and I'll be right out too....

:sneaky:

tlw

Here we are again APam, taking up right where we left off over a month ago! :rolleyes:

Yeah, Cars, great isn't it. Migrations come and go. Whole civilisations get composted. The stars implode and vanish up their own fundamentals. The abyss belches. Mountains are in labour and bring forth mice. Pinky shows her cleavage. Nomie transmogrifies himself into Fred Flintsone.

And yet.. and yet....

in this mad mad world, there is a still point around which surreality swirls..

tlw

And would that point be a black hole?:)

AussiePam wrote: Yeah, Cars, great isn't it. Migrations come and go. Whole civilisations get composted. The stars implode and vanish up their own fundamentals. The abyss belches. Mountains are in labour and bring forth mice. Pinky shows her cleavage. Nomie transmogrifies himself into Fred Flintsone.

And yet.. and yet....

in this mad mad world, there is a still point around which surreality swirls..

tlw


I just noticed APam that under you name it says: "With Child". ??????? :-3

Any good news to share?:-2

hoo hoo

WILD child:D

daBunnyWendy7 wrote: hoo hoo

WILD child:D


Oh Oh I take that back, glasses were foggy! Sorry APam.:p

Phew BabyRider the first is hard to beat but this has just got to be THE LAST WORD

OMG, Cars !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ya nearly had me there.. I raced to the calendar to see if you knew something I didn't, grabbed my little black book to see who I could blame.... and in short... all is well.. Don't do that to me !!!! Grin... Actually Abbey also impugned my maidenly state, based on the same trompe l'oeil. I gotta go change that av line.

And I was almost distracted from the um matter in hand.. ALMOST

tlw

:wah: Wow Cars that was incredibly nice of you to give up TLW (even though you had it for 2 months,) for the rest of us to take once again. Oh let all the games begin!!

Chris, there's a very beautiful busty lady in Bothwell's asking for you... run along now.... :sneaky:

:wah: Hahaha come on Pam, you are going to have to do better than that, besides I can just take TLW into Bothwell's with me! :p

For shame, Chris. He's under drinking age!!

:wah: Hehehe ok you have me there, and I wouldn't dare to be unfair and mean on the poor guy, we have been through so much together hahaha.

Hey nobody better comment on Pam's figure...I'd stick around & defend your honor...yer Honor...I was nowhere near him on the night in question...BUT i've gotta run(work)

Bye Wendy, have a great day! :-6

What, what.... ?????? Me figure!!! Ah the preggers thingie, Wendy. I'm not!!! It was coz I had WILD Child as the words under me av and people kept reading it as WITH Child.

No other woman has ever defended my honour before.... it's rather nice. Thank you!!! :yh_flower

That was nice of her wasn't it.

Yes it was, Chris. GEESCH what's that buzzing sound???? We got bees in here...



YIKES... RUN FOR IT

...

......

:sneaky:

Agggh I'm out of here *starts running off at the speed of light* I'll be back!!!

Bye bye!!! tlw

Right told you I'll be back, and this time I brought protection. TLW is mine once again hahahaha.

Attached files

Honey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How sweet !!!!

Not any more!! :p

Hehehe well if you know my track record with TLW I'm not one for giving up without a fight!!

*Chris locks the door just as Wendy gets there*



Hehehe sorry no escape this way, and I wouldn't try the window if I were you either!!

Nope Chimney is too small, sorry hehehe.



Grr ok Susie you may have caught up on me, but I have the key to the only way out, so looks like we are all trapped together! :p

hahaha true, but when you start getting hungry or need the loo, then you will be begging to leave and will have no choice but to surrender TLW over to me! :wah:

*waves the key around*



Well that's up to you, you know how to leave, all you have to do is ask.



*gets out a very large book to read*



Well this should keep me going for a while, seeing as how we are in no rush hehehe.