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WonderWendy3;547440 wrote: Conneticut is a little bit of a distance, Cher is in Boston, which isn't far...But I'm further South. We'll have to work it all out...



oh uh, I need to ask you a question....ummmm



What are you doing for Valentines Day? if anything?we had our v day yesterday no kids at their dads we had a great day



I thought of another one...



when does Suzy start new job??1st of march , 1st of April would of been more appropriate

Soberano;547445 wrote: Got a question for you.



How many socks can you get on one foot?


um if you put them on 1 at a time i spoze that counts as 1 sock not socks





5 just tried it :wah: :wah:



ok where was the catch ???:sneaky:

Soberano;547449 wrote: I just knew you would try it:wah: :wah:


i never really :wah: :wah:



but i thought about it

Soberano;547454 wrote: I did, got 9 on.:yh_whistl


I think you should issue a challenge to all - see who can get the most socks on one foot.......... I'm off to try it

Did it......11 socks (before blood stopped getting through to toes)

Attached files

Soberano;547468 wrote: I posted a challenge like you suggested, i am going to have another go.


Just copied photos on to your thread - I've done some daft stuff in my life but this is one of the daftest!!:wah:



Well done fellow Devon resident x

jimbo;547137 wrote: to explain this lame joke to our amarican friends ,batty boy in england means to bat for the other side ,be gay , bat , vampire , batty boy vampire
Are you saying that English vampires are more happy, carefree and gay than vampires here in the colonies?



:D

BH672;547585 wrote: Are you saying that English vampires are more happy, carefree and gay than vampires here in the colonies?





:D


having just upset some one else with a lame joke on a different thread , i'm gona say no mate , fangtastic jimbo does it again

jimbo;547591 wrote: having just upset some one else with a lame joke on a different thread , i'm gona say no mate , fangtastic jimbo does it again




Go on Jimbo, upset some more people - my turn, go on, go on, go on.......

jimbo;547591 wrote: having just upset some one else with a lame joke on a different thread


Why would somebody get upset with a lame joke?

Imladris;547594 wrote: Go on Jimbo, upset some more people - my turn, go on, go on, go on.......




immy is it my fault people dont find my lame joke funny

you know i'd never upset you.. where is the fun in that ... what you have to do is upset people to the point of exploding then stop, that way they dont get it out of their system and stay upset for hours



drip.. drip .. drip .. drip .. drip ..

BH672;547602 wrote: Why would somebody get upset with a lame joke?


just could not stand it buddy ...

jimbo;547604 wrote: immy is it my fault people dont find my lame joke funny

you know i'd never upset you.. where is the fun in that ... what you have to do is upset people to the point of exploding then stop, that way they dont get it out of their system and stay upset for hours



drip.. drip .. drip .. drip .. drip ..


But Jim, I've been waiting for ages for someone to upset me so I can have a go at them or for me to upset someone else but nobody takes the bait - they seem to be able to see through my flippancy and not take offence.....and now, not even you will have a go at me.......what a blooming letdown:wah:

Maybe you and whoever got upset could start a joke-poll thread. You both post jokes and we decide which ones are lame! What do you think?

BH672;547617 wrote: Maybe you and whoever got upset could start a joke-poll thread. You both post jokes and we decide which ones are lame! What do you think?


buddy i'm done joking , honestly you try and have a laugh and every one serious hates ya , my god i dont go to the meat head posts picking on them telling them that they talk sense all the time and its ruining f g for the light hearted , from now on i will not post any jokes at all













i'm joking

Imladris;547612 wrote: But Jim, I've been waiting for ages for someone to upset me so I can have a go at them or for me to upset someone else but nobody takes the bait - they seem to be able to see through my flippancy and not take offence.....and now, not even you will have a go at me.......what a blooming letdown:wah:


no i'm not

Jimbo, will you still fancy Suzy if she dies her hair brown?



Think carefuly before answering:D

Soberano;547732 wrote: Jimbo, this is not so much a question as an observation. If you were two inches taller your sunglasses would cover your eyes mate.:wah:


good point

Hamster;547802 wrote: Jimbo we are going to the pub!! Should I have orange or lemonade??


how about orange aid ... are you sure you really want to go hamster:sneaky:

Where the hell are my socks?

Imladris;547707 wrote: Jimbo, will you still fancy Suzy if she dies her hair brown?



Think carefuly before answering:D




but i'm not so sure a goaty beard would though

Hamster;547806 wrote: Need to get out of this house! So yeah................


in creepy voice for added affect





why hamster ... why :sneaky::sneaky:

Taa daa, I'm back.

If i am going out for valentines day, should I wear a dress or pants?

Tater Tazz;548454 wrote: Taa daa, I'm back.



If i am going out for valentines day, should I wear a dress or pants?




i dont know , you are tall , pants i mean trousers , see same lingo diff meaning pants mean er um nickers over here , i'm meaning you should wear trousers like jeans not nickers ..... oh bollocks wear a dress:-5 :-5

Going to be nasty, going to wear my ski outfit.

1. what kind of ice sculpture would you build if you could?

2. Do you ice skate?

3. Do you ski?

4. Will I get the job i am interviewing for today?

5. Well, see you tommorow!

Tater Tazz;548465 wrote: Going to be nasty, going to wear my ski outfit.

well its all downhill from there then ... get it ski down hill



1. what kind of ice sculpture would you build if you could?an angel



2. Do you ice skate?only on thin ice



3. Do you ski?nope



4. Will I get the job i am interviewing for today?yes



5. Well, see you tommorow!yes you will, when i will congratulate you for your getting your new job:D

Hey Jimbo, How are you today?

Will everything go okay in Court today?

I'm really nervous...and don't wanna go...it's for Child support (lack thereof).

Why are the back of my knees sweaty??

WonderWendy3;548517 wrote: Hey Jimbo, How are you today?i'm fine ww



Will everything go okay in Court today?yes i think it will



I'm really nervous...and don't wanna go...it's for Child support (lack thereof).



Why are the back of my knees sweaty?? coz you k:D need the money ww

thank you Jimbo!!

You are a Gem!!

Knees still sweaty, I never did try the sock thing from yesterday...did you??

WonderWendy3;548529 wrote: thank you Jimbo!!



You are a Gem!!



Knees still sweaty, I never did try the sock thing from yesterday...did you??


no ww i was too busy upsetting the world with crap jokes besides i only have 3 pairs of socks:o

jimbo;548533 wrote: no ww i was too busy upsetting the world with crap jokes besides i only have 3 pairs of socks:o


I read what you did yesterday...I didn't want to say anything, but I didn't even know who you guys were talking about...I really do live in a closet...

I called my cousin who keeps up with everything...and she told me...of course I know who Paul is...anyway...I'll leave it alone, didn't realize it would be a touchy subject and don't want to start any trouble!!:-6

Am I required to ask a question?? (thats a question...ha)

WonderWendy3;548557 wrote: I read what you did yesterday...I didn't want to say anything, but I didn't even know who you guys were talking about...I really do live in a closet...



I called my cousin who keeps up with everything...and she told me...of course I know who Paul is...anyway...I'll leave it alone, didn't realize it would be a touchy subject and don't want to start any trouble!!:-6



Am I required to ask a question?? (thats a question...ha)


hey you cant please all the people all the time ww ... you could find a fault with any post on f g , if you really tried for example ... who the hell do you think you are calling him paul young lady:mad: its sir paul to you..... of course

i'm only joking, i feel if there are things on a thread you dont like just leave it



last week .... someone started a thread about what would you take before leaving if your house was on fire .. on the anniversary of my brothers death in a house fire .. ouch for jimbo but no harm meant none taken i left it alone

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also some one posted a joke about being in a mental hospital , a close member of my family is in one .i could of kicked off and had a tantrum but no offence was meant and as it happens it was a very funny joke ... you gotta roll with the punches people live and let live for petes sake

jimbo;548562 wrote: hey you cant please all the people all the time ww ... you could find a fault with any post on f g , if you really tried for example ... who the hell do you think you are calling him paul young lady:mad: its sir paul to you..... of course

i'm only joking, i feel if there are things on a thread you dont like just leave it



last week .... someone started a thread about what would you take before leaving if your house was on fire .. on the anniversary of my brothers death in a house fire .. ouch for jimbo but no harm meant none taken i left it alone

.

also some one posted a joke about being in a mental hospital , a close member of my family is in one .i could of kicked off and had a tantrum but no offence was meant and as it happens it was a very funny joke ... you gotta roll with the punches people live and let live for petes sake


Jimbo, it's hard when these sort of things come up, we all have stuff that hits a raw nerve at times but your attitude to ignore it unless it's personal is by far the best and most mature. You most certainly are not a moron.:-4



Thinking about it though you are a mickey-taking sod who loves to try to wind me up!!!!



Ummmmm, a question..................nope can't think of one (for now mwhaaa haaaahaaaa):sneaky:

Imladris;548890 wrote: Jimbo, it's hard when these sort of things come up, we all have stuff that hits a raw nerve at times but your attitude to ignore it unless it's personal is by far the best and most mature. You most certainly are not a moron.:-4



Thinking about it though you are a mickey-taking sod who loves to try to wind me up!!!!



Ummmmm, a question..................nope can't think of one (for now mwhaaa haaaahaaaa):sneaky:




did you see my little dig at you and wise guy on the relationships and internet post today :wah: :wah: mwaaaooooohh mwaaaaoooooohh

jimbo;549003 wrote: did you see my little dig at you and wise guy on the relationships and internet post today :wah: :wah: mwaaaooooohh mwaaaaoooooohh


I was trying to ignore it - sometimes Jimbo you just need a slap - not slap and tickle before you get too excited!

Imladris;549015 wrote: I was trying to ignore it - sometimes Jimbo you just need a slap - not slap and tickle before you get too excited!


i had no idea that just having a joke , and being friendly could upset so many people i have the power mwaaaoooohhh mwaaaooooohhhh:sneaky: :sneaky:

jimbo;549003 wrote: did you see my little dig at you and wise guy on the relationships and internet post today :wah: :wah: mwaaaooooohh mwaaaaoooooohh
No but I will be right back.

jimbo;549003 wrote: did you see my little dig at you and wise guy on the relationships and internet post today :wah: :wah: mwaaaooooohh mwaaaaoooooohh
Well you right, Standing up straight here. Hey you could be the designated driver for me when I cant stand up straight anymore.

jimbo;548562 wrote: hey you cant please all the people all the time ww ... you could find a fault with any post on f g , if you really tried for example ... who the hell do you think you are calling him paul young lady:mad: its sir paul to you..... of course

i'm only joking, i feel if there are things on a thread you dont like just leave it



last week .... someone started a thread about what would you take before leaving if your house was on fire .. on the anniversary of my brothers death in a house fire .. ouch for jimbo but no harm meant none taken i left it alone

.

also some one posted a joke about being in a mental hospital , a close member of my family is in one .i could of kicked off and had a tantrum but no offence was meant and as it happens it was a very funny joke ... you gotta roll with the punches people live and let live for petes sake


I agree Jimbo, someone left today because of being harrassed by another member and it just burns me up:-5

I try to keep it on the happy side...life is WAY too short!!

And I am sorry for the life experiences you've gone through, but I admire that you have come through it and a fun-lovin' kind of guy...That is something to be proud of!! And I mean it...I know alot of bitter and nasty people because what life has handed them...and it's just not worth it!!

What relationship dig are you talking about?? (there I put a question in there for you!)

WonderWendy3;549041 wrote: I agree Jimbo, someone left today because of being harrassed by another member and it just burns me up:-5



I try to keep it on the happy side...life is WAY too short!!



And I am sorry for the life experiences you've gone through, but I admire that you have come through it and a fun-lovin' kind of guy...That is something to be proud of!! And I mean it...I know alot of bitter and nasty people because what life has handed them...and it's just not worth it!!



hey i never complain some people have it a lot worse than i have ww , i have my bad days too ,i have been crying for a long time , years ago mind i'm owed a bit of laughter now i think



What relationship dig are you talking about?? (there I put a question in there for you!)i was having a little fun with immy and wzgi on relationship on the internet thing



now to the important thing thats been bugging me all day how did you get on in court today:D :-6

Dear Jimbo, my black and white cat is gone missing, he is a tom though, but he is also a bit young to be going the rounds, so, do you have any pyshic (sic?) feelings about where Judge might be???? I like him so I hope he is not squished. If anyone else has any clairvoyant abilities to locate cats in Ireland, please let me know.



Yours Concerned.

Ireland. :yh_shamrk

Galbally;549452 wrote: Dear Jimbo, my black and white cat is gone missing, he is a tom though, but he is also a bit young to be going the rounds, so, do you have any pyshic (sic?) feelings about where Judge might be???? I like him so I hope he is not squished. If anyone else has any clairvoyant abilities to locate cats in Ireland, please let me know.





Yours Concerned.



Ireland. :yh_shamrk


if i could help i would dr g , please keep me posted:(