Ask Uncle Kram almost nothing

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:27 pm

Uncle Kram wrote: Well what can I say?......I did name my daughter after Laura Ingalls in Little House On The Praire

Not after Nelly?

:D

I remember once my son asked me if I came to California in a covered wagon!

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:33 pm

chonsigirl wrote: Not after Nelly?

:D

I remember once my son asked me if I came to California in a covered wagon!

Well did you? :-3

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:37 pm

cherandbuster wrote: Uncle Kram

Rumor has it that the drug Viagra was modeled after you and your sexual prowess

If so

can we meet up sometime? :sneaky: :-6

When it comes to the bedroom Olympics, I just follow the advice of my mom and have cheese and coffee just before going to bed. She always used to say it would keep me up all night.

Sure... let's make a neutral rendezvous and I can show you my etchings by Sir William Russell-Flint

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:42 pm

ArnoldLayne wrote: Why would you want to show someone your itchings ? Does the cream not work ?

Good point - let's scratch that idea

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:39 am

cherandbuster wrote: Uncle Kram

Rumor has it that the drug Viagra was modeled after you and your sexual prowess

If so

can we meet up sometime? :sneaky: :-6

This is just one of Pinkys rumours.

Pinky, your good self and others I could mention are a bit naughty aren't you?

So I guess yes is the answer

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:43 am

Pinky wrote: I'm sorry, I try to be good, but being bad is better!:-6

No question!! :p

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:46 am

Dear Uncle Kram, do you think that Doug Ellis will ever bloody sell his shares in the Villa and Leave us alone, I am at my wits end.

Troubled Villa Fan

Ireland

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:58 am

Well my friend, it looks like the Randy Learner deal is off. What a name eh?

Deadly Doug - His hearts in the right place (slightly left of centre) but the time has come to let go. It's not about the £££'s for him though at his age. At least he loves the club, but allowing the mediocre and embarrassing performances of last year to continue just makes no sense. If he wants to see his dream in his lifetime, he should pass the baton

What do you make of Martin O'Neill? - I heard that Brian Little wants another shot

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:36 am

Uncle Kram wrote: Well my friend, it looks like the Randy Learner deal is off. What a name eh?

Deadly Doug - His hearts in the right place (slightly left of centre) but the time has come to let go. It's not about the £££'s for him though at his age. At least he loves the club, but allowing the mediocre and embarrassing performances of last year to continue just makes no sense. If he wants to see his dream in his lifetime, he should pass the baton

What do you make of Martin O'Neill? - I heard that Brian Little wants another shot

Martin O'Neill would be my first choice, but he has got to be allowed to get some new squad members, and dougie boy has to at least get the bus fixed and stop making the lads pay for xmas dinner. Brian Little, well I liked the guy, but I'm not sure what would be any different under him, actually I saw John gregory at a Rep of Ireland game in Dublin recently, he is such a geezer, brilliant, at least if we had him he could use threats on opposing teams. Like "Alwight Alex, your a hard man, but Neville might have a bit of an accident (several times, in the back) if he doesn't let a few through on goal today. (not that neville needs much encouragement to let people get passed him.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:39 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: Gotta prefer Martin O'neill to Sven. There's mention of the Sven and some consortium buying AV

If Sven buys the villa I will be applying to the U.N. for immeadiate airstrikes to be launched at Stockholm, in retaliation for his kidnapping of 35,000 villa fans. He made a mockery of Englands world cup with this inept tactics and his squad selection, and the fact that he couldn't get teh players motivated enough to even switch on their x-boxes. No a poor choice.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:00 am

O.K. guys

I understand nothing you are talking about

But that's O.K.

Keep going

How 'bout I bring you guys some beer and my homemade calzones to munch on while you talk your soccer talk?

*brings refreshment to the guys and exits quietly*

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:58 am

Well . . . . . . .

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:12 pm

I want some homemade calzones!!! me me me me me me, oooo ooooo, me me me me me...

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:13 pm

Oh they are awesome and are made with pizza dough you buy at the supermarket :p

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:17 pm

ArnoldLayne wrote: I dont know what they are, but I'm sure I'll love 'em. Especially the home made ones

Arnie

A calzone is bread dough wrapped around an assortment of meats and cheeses. A great thing to eat with a beer while watching football

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:18 pm

cherandbuster wrote: Arnie

A calzone is bread dough wrapped around an assortment of meats and cheeses. A great thing to eat with a beer while watching football

Not soccer football but american football. MAN! I CANT WAIT FOR FALL!

CaptJackSparrow · Post by **CaptJackSparrow** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:03 pm

How many fingers am I holding up?

CaptJackSparrow · Post by **CaptJackSparrow** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:03 pm

Oh, and How old is Roy Rogers?

CaptJackSparrow · Post by **CaptJackSparrow** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:37 pm

That's for me to know and for Kram to tell you, savvy?

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:05 pm

CaptJackSparrow wrote: How many fingers am I holding up?

Eleven?

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:09 pm

ArnoldLayne wrote: How the bloody hell did you do that ? Thats spooky, that really is :-2

It's his military training

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:13 am

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Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:44 am

will spurs beat them boring gooners on sat

and villa are going great martin has made a big difference , you could get into europe mate how do you feel about that buddy

Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:59 am

Uncle Kram, I know it says to ask you almost nothing, but could I please request special permission to ask you a question that has almost been forming nothing in my head for quite no time at all?

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:23 am

jimbo;473629 wrote: will spurs beat them boring gooners on sat

and villa are going great martin has made a big difference , you could get into europe mate how do you feel about that buddy

With the Premiership looking like a two-horse race, the Gooners chins will be on the floor, but we know that's when they're lethal. Spurs should be ok as long as they don't play in their unlucky chocolate kit.

Last season was so poor I'd have said their only chance of getting into Europe would have been when the players went on holiday, but Martin O'Neill has turned things round and I hope we're hanging in there at the end of the season. I was going to see them play Manchester City on Wednesday, but after our dismal display, I'm glad I went to see Pink instead :rolleyes: . Did you know the Doc also supports Aston Villa? At least your lot play in the right colours

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:29 am

Betty Boop;473633 wrote: Uncle Kram, I know it says to ask you almost nothing, but could I please request special permission to ask you a question that has almost been forming nothing in my head for quite no time at all?

As long as your request is written in the blood of a nobleman it will receive due consideration and then you will receive due dispensation to ask almost nothing. I may even resort to favouritism and allow almost almost nothing to be asked

Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:40 am

Uncle Kram;473641 wrote: As long as your request is written in the blood of a nobleman it will receive due consideration and then you will receive due dispensation to ask almost nothing. I may even resort to favouritism and allow almost almost nothing to be asked

I know no noblemen, not even an almost nobleman

Alas, I will never be allowed to ask you almost almost nothing :-1

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:41 am

Betty Boop;473642 wrote: I know no noblemen, not even an almost nobleman

Alas, I will never be allowed to ask you almost almost nothing :-1
Hmmm......ok, an Ice-Cream man will do

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:49 am

Uncle Kram;473639 wrote: With the Premiership looking like a two-horse race, the Gooners chins will be on the floor, but we know that's when they're lethal. Spurs should be ok as long as they don't play in their unlucky chocolate kit.

Last season was so poor I'd have said their only chance of getting into Europe would have been when the players went on holiday, but Martin O'Neill has turned things round and I hope we're hanging in there at the end of the season. I was going to see them play Manchester City on Wednesday, but after our dismal display, I'm glad I went to see Pink instead :rolleyes: . Did you know the Doc also supports Aston Villa? At least your lot play in the right colours

Talking of bloody football ..i live right near the Arsenal stadium and have to put up with all the bloody road closures this weekend for the poxy Arsenal /Spurs game.:-5 Now Krambo what should i do...sit and suffer in silence or streak down the road in protest

Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:52 am

Uncle Kram;473643 wrote: Hmmm......ok, an Ice-Cream man will do

:wah: Just one cornetto, give it to meeeee....................

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:09 am

Betty Boop;473642 wrote: I know no noblemen, not even an almost nobleman

Alas, I will never be allowed to ask you almost almost nothing :-1

john wayne bobbet was nearly a nobleman very very nearly

:wah:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:13 am

Nomad;473615 wrote: ________________________?

And a very Merry Christmas to my mate Nomad

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:15 am

pantsonfire321@aol.com;473646 wrote: Talking of bloody football ..i live right near the Arsenal stadium and have to put up with all the bloody road closures this weekend for the poxy Arsenal /Spurs game.:-5 Now Krambo what should i do...sit and suffer in silence or streak down the road in protest

I definately would advise against sitting and suffering in silence. After due consideration, the latter would be the preferred option

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:16 am

Betty Boop;473648 wrote: :wah: Just one cornetto, give it to meeeee....................

Would a 99 do?:D

Okie · Post by **Okie** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 10:29 am

jimbo;473729 wrote: john wayne bobbet was nearly a nobleman very very nearly

:wah:

Over here, John Wayne the actor was and is a nobleman in the eyes of any NRA member.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:00 am

Okie;473909 wrote: Over here, John Wayne the actor was and is a nobleman in the eyes of any NRA member.

i dont know what NRA means but the duke was a great actor.. sorry about the balls up

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:18 am

Pinks - do you plan to get hammered and do any dancing on tables? If so - not the skirt because you know that if you catch a bloke looking up it you're just going to have to give him a slap.:sneaky: