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Uncle Kram wrote: Well what can I say?......I did name my daughter after Laura Ingalls in Little House On The Praire
Not after Nelly?

:D

I remember once my son asked me if I came to California in a covered wagon!

chonsigirl wrote: Not after Nelly?

:D

I remember once my son asked me if I came to California in a covered wagon!


Well did you? :-3

cherandbuster wrote: Uncle Kram

Rumor has it that the drug Viagra was modeled after you and your sexual prowess

If so

can we meet up sometime? :sneaky: :-6


When it comes to the bedroom Olympics, I just follow the advice of my mom and have cheese and coffee just before going to bed. She always used to say it would keep me up all night.

Sure... let's make a neutral rendezvous and I can show you my etchings by Sir William Russell-Flint

ArnoldLayne wrote: Why would you want to show someone your itchings ? Does the cream not work ?
Good point - let's scratch that idea

cherandbuster wrote: Uncle Kram

Rumor has it that the drug Viagra was modeled after you and your sexual prowess

If so

can we meet up sometime? :sneaky: :-6


This is just one of Pinkys rumours.

Pinky, your good self and others I could mention are a bit naughty aren't you?

So I guess yes is the answer

Pinky wrote: I'm sorry, I try to be good, but being bad is better!:-6


No question!! :p

Dear Uncle Kram, do you think that Doug Ellis will ever bloody sell his shares in the Villa and Leave us alone, I am at my wits end.

Troubled Villa Fan

Ireland

Well my friend, it looks like the Randy Learner deal is off. What a name eh?

Deadly Doug - His hearts in the right place (slightly left of centre) but the time has come to let go. It's not about the £££'s for him though at his age. At least he loves the club, but allowing the mediocre and embarrassing performances of last year to continue just makes no sense. If he wants to see his dream in his lifetime, he should pass the baton

What do you make of Martin O'Neill? - I heard that Brian Little wants another shot

Uncle Kram wrote: Well my friend, it looks like the Randy Learner deal is off. What a name eh?

Deadly Doug - His hearts in the right place (slightly left of centre) but the time has come to let go. It's not about the £££'s for him though at his age. At least he loves the club, but allowing the mediocre and embarrassing performances of last year to continue just makes no sense. If he wants to see his dream in his lifetime, he should pass the baton

What do you make of Martin O'Neill? - I heard that Brian Little wants another shot


Martin O'Neill would be my first choice, but he has got to be allowed to get some new squad members, and dougie boy has to at least get the bus fixed and stop making the lads pay for xmas dinner. Brian Little, well I liked the guy, but I'm not sure what would be any different under him, actually I saw John gregory at a Rep of Ireland game in Dublin recently, he is such a geezer, brilliant, at least if we had him he could use threats on opposing teams. Like "Alwight Alex, your a hard man, but Neville might have a bit of an accident (several times, in the back) if he doesn't let a few through on goal today. (not that neville needs much encouragement to let people get passed him.

ArnoldLayne wrote: Gotta prefer Martin O'neill to Sven. There's mention of the Sven and some consortium buying AV


If Sven buys the villa I will be applying to the U.N. for immeadiate airstrikes to be launched at Stockholm, in retaliation for his kidnapping of 35,000 villa fans. He made a mockery of Englands world cup with this inept tactics and his squad selection, and the fact that he couldn't get teh players motivated enough to even switch on their x-boxes. No a poor choice.

O.K. guys

I understand nothing you are talking about

But that's O.K.

Keep going

How 'bout I bring you guys some beer and my homemade calzones to munch on while you talk your soccer talk?

*brings refreshment to the guys and exits quietly*

Well . . . . . . .

I want some homemade calzones!!! me me me me me me, oooo ooooo, me me me me me...

Oh they are awesome and are made with pizza dough you buy at the supermarket :p

ArnoldLayne wrote: I dont know what they are, but I'm sure I'll love 'em. Especially the home made ones


Arnie

A calzone is bread dough wrapped around an assortment of meats and cheeses. A great thing to eat with a beer while watching football

cherandbuster wrote: Arnie

A calzone is bread dough wrapped around an assortment of meats and cheeses. A great thing to eat with a beer while watching football
Not soccer football but american football. MAN! I CANT WAIT FOR FALL!

How many fingers am I holding up?

Oh, and How old is Roy Rogers?

That's for me to know and for Kram to tell you, savvy?

CaptJackSparrow wrote: How many fingers am I holding up?


Eleven?

ArnoldLayne wrote: How the bloody hell did you do that ? Thats spooky, that really is :-2


It's his military training

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will spurs beat them boring gooners on sat



and villa are going great martin has made a big difference , you could get into europe mate how do you feel about that buddy

Uncle Kram, I know it says to ask you almost nothing, but could I please request special permission to ask you a question that has almost been forming nothing in my head for quite no time at all?

jimbo;473629 wrote: will spurs beat them boring gooners on sat



and villa are going great martin has made a big difference , you could get into europe mate how do you feel about that buddy
With the Premiership looking like a two-horse race, the Gooners chins will be on the floor, but we know that's when they're lethal. Spurs should be ok as long as they don't play in their unlucky chocolate kit.

Last season was so poor I'd have said their only chance of getting into Europe would have been when the players went on holiday, but Martin O'Neill has turned things round and I hope we're hanging in there at the end of the season. I was going to see them play Manchester City on Wednesday, but after our dismal display, I'm glad I went to see Pink instead :rolleyes: . Did you know the Doc also supports Aston Villa? At least your lot play in the right colours

Betty Boop;473633 wrote: Uncle Kram, I know it says to ask you almost nothing, but could I please request special permission to ask you a question that has almost been forming nothing in my head for quite no time at all?
As long as your request is written in the blood of a nobleman it will receive due consideration and then you will receive due dispensation to ask almost nothing. I may even resort to favouritism and allow almost almost nothing to be asked

Uncle Kram;473641 wrote: As long as your request is written in the blood of a nobleman it will receive due consideration and then you will receive due dispensation to ask almost nothing. I may even resort to favouritism and allow almost almost nothing to be asked




I know no noblemen, not even an almost nobleman



Alas, I will never be allowed to ask you almost almost nothing :-1

Betty Boop;473642 wrote: I know no noblemen, not even an almost nobleman



Alas, I will never be allowed to ask you almost almost nothing :-1
Hmmm......ok, an Ice-Cream man will do

Uncle Kram;473639 wrote: With the Premiership looking like a two-horse race, the Gooners chins will be on the floor, but we know that's when they're lethal. Spurs should be ok as long as they don't play in their unlucky chocolate kit.

Last season was so poor I'd have said their only chance of getting into Europe would have been when the players went on holiday, but Martin O'Neill has turned things round and I hope we're hanging in there at the end of the season. I was going to see them play Manchester City on Wednesday, but after our dismal display, I'm glad I went to see Pink instead :rolleyes: . Did you know the Doc also supports Aston Villa? At least your lot play in the right colours


Talking of bloody football ..i live right near the Arsenal stadium and have to put up with all the bloody road closures this weekend for the poxy Arsenal /Spurs game.:-5 Now Krambo what should i do...sit and suffer in silence or streak down the road in protest

Uncle Kram;473643 wrote: Hmmm......ok, an Ice-Cream man will do




:wah: Just one cornetto, give it to meeeee....................

Betty Boop;473642 wrote: I know no noblemen, not even an almost nobleman



Alas, I will never be allowed to ask you almost almost nothing :-1


john wayne bobbet was nearly a nobleman very very nearly :wah:

Nomad;473615 wrote: ________________________?


And a very Merry Christmas to my mate Nomad

pantsonfire321@aol.com;473646 wrote: Talking of bloody football ..i live right near the Arsenal stadium and have to put up with all the bloody road closures this weekend for the poxy Arsenal /Spurs game.:-5 Now Krambo what should i do...sit and suffer in silence or streak down the road in protest
I definately would advise against sitting and suffering in silence. After due consideration, the latter would be the preferred option

Betty Boop;473648 wrote: :wah: Just one cornetto, give it to meeeee....................


Would a 99 do?:D

jimbo;473729 wrote: john wayne bobbet was nearly a nobleman very very nearly :wah:


Over here, John Wayne the actor was and is a nobleman in the eyes of any NRA member.

Okie;473909 wrote: Over here, John Wayne the actor was and is a nobleman in the eyes of any NRA member.


i dont know what NRA means but the duke was a great actor.. sorry about the balls up

Pinks - do you plan to get hammered and do any dancing on tables? If so - not the skirt because you know that if you catch a bloke looking up it you're just going to have to give him a slap.:sneaky: