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spot;527964 wrote: Here's a present in exchange, then. Not that I can tell jokes like you, but anyway.



A man goes into a pub and asks the landlord for a triple whiskey, and drinks it in one go. "You're ok?", asks the landlord, "that's quite a shot of whiskey you just took". "Not ten minutes ago I found my wife naked on the sofa having sex with my best friend" he replies gloomily. The landlord hands him another shot on the house and asks what he did about it. "I told her to pack her stuff and leave the house before I got back from the pub", he says, "and I'll have another whiskey please". The landlord thinks for a moment and says fine, that's quite restrained just to tell her to leave, but how did he deal with his best friend? "I looked him in the eye", says the drinker, "and I shook my head at him and I said Bad dog! Sit!"


thats great spot , this is quite funny also . i find your posts very very funny and some of them have me crying with laughter , sue said why are you laughing i said spots posts , she says i dont find them funny , then she started reading them and started to get the humour i then had her hogging the pc for ages going over your posts roaring with laughter . i also find koan very funny i'm really looking forward to meeting every one just leave me out of all serious conversations i'll only ruin them

i think every one should stay totally sober as hammy is not able to drink in her condition , we should all show her some support here people its the least we could do for her :-4 :-4

Wendybird;528039 wrote: Check - 1 pint of water with a straw for HammyI didn't see the "a" the first couple of times I looked at that - I was picturing the Hamster curled up in a straw nest in the corner of the bar, staying warm. Someone should bring her some nuts to nibble.

What's the plan for Sunday - I have to arrange with my lift where she'll be picking me up and when.

Imladris;528069 wrote: What's the plan for Sunday - I have to arrange with my lift where she'll be picking me up and when.We're booking a table for Sunday Lunch at the Navigation in King's Norton, which is the big pub on the corner of the roundabout on the Redditch Road as it goes past The Green. http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en ... 54245&om=1 shows the area. Does something around 4pm sound right for when we'll be done eating and such?

spot;528170 wrote: We're booking a table for Sunday Lunch at the Navigation in King's Norton, which is the big pub on the corner of the roundabout on the Redditch Road as it goes past The Green. http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en ... 54245&om=1 shows the area. Does something around 4pm sound right for when we'll be done eating and such?


I'll have to forego the sunday lunch I'm afraid. Need to be leaving by lunchtime to make it back home for my children.

Wendybird;528275 wrote: Awww Betty! (do I sound like Frank Spencer when I say that? )



At least you will be there! I am sure we can figure out a way to tie you to a chair and refuse to let you leave lol :-4


Fine but do you want to ring my abusive ex and tell him why I'm not there to take the kids off him! I've been in that situation once already this month. :rolleyes:

I wish I could stay longer but hey ho!

Still keeping my fingers crossed that I will actually be there right now.

Betty Boop;528298 wrote: Fine but do you want to ring my abusive ex and tell him why I'm not there to take the kids off him! I've been in that situation once already this month. :rolleyes:

I wish I could stay longer but hey ho!

Still keeping my fingers crossed that I will actually be there right now.There's a garden shed, Betty, if you want to bring them with you.

Wendybird;528332 wrote: I thought that was where I was sleeping?

I suppose I could share it with some brats.......sorry I mean with some kids. :wah:


If there were enough you could stuff a duvet with them for warmth, but it'd be a bit lumpy. I did that with cats once.

spot;528327 wrote: There's a garden shed, Betty, if you want to bring them with you.


Hmm it's crossing my mind to bring them, does this shed have a padlock? :wah:

Hamster;528344 wrote: It goes without saying that if you bring them I will help you with them!


You make them sound like a pack of wild animals!!! :wah:

Thanks Spot for the info. Saw my lift earlier and she'll be leaving to come back at just the right time - count me in for lunch!!





I'm so excited!!!!

Pinky;528920 wrote: Okay guys, 'the toad at the bullring pub' is where we're meeting...these links have the addresses and a map...if you still need my mobile number, pm me just in case you need me to come and find you!


Can you come and find us now, Pinky?:-3

Hamster;529389 wrote: Hey I hope you know hw to gets to Spot's house now on Saturday night? I still have no idea where it is! We'll have to follow you...


Why are you going to Spots house? I thought you were all staying in Birmingham on Saturday

God i'm so stupid at times, is everyone driving to B'ham on Sat and traveeling back the same day? How long is the journey for you (without getting lost :wah: )

The confusion, if there is some, is that spot has procured another house... not the flat in Aylesbury. Another house. A bigger one, with more blankets.

koan;529468 wrote: The confusion, if there is some, is that spot has procured another house... not the flat in Aylesbury. Another house. A bigger one, with more blankets.


Sorry Di, it's me confusing things, it would of been easier for me, with my Mum bad, to of done less travelling, we won't be leaving til 11 so i was wondering how long you are all staying in Birmingham, as it seemed silly for us to get there and head straight back when we could of drove 30 mins up the road to meet you all.

You will be in B'ham for the whole day?



By the way i'm coming :-6

spot and I will be the "lifers" we're in Birmingham a day earlier and not out until Monday morning. Anyone who gets caught in a black hole or a time warp on their way will still have the chance to find us and slap us around a bit.

Pinky;529481 wrote: Ello birdy!

I tried to text you back last night but it wouldn't send for some reason.

Answer is I drink just about anything!:wah:

I'll bring some supplies too!


:wah: :wah:

Are you two going to have extra large handbags to hide your booze in so the bar staff don't see you both with your secret stash???

Wendybird;529478 wrote: *Birdie does her happy dance*

YAY!!!!!!! Suzy's coming to Birmingham, Suzy's coming the Birmingham!

*carries on dancing and shaking her booty*

:-4


Thanks Bendy :-4

Pinky;529491 wrote: :wah: :wah:

LMAO!! Nah, that's for when we get to the house, hehe!

I remember this time when my mate Lisa made me go to this psychic evening at some old church hall...she got loads of coke bottles, tipped half the coke out and filled 'em up with vodka. Jeez we got some odd looks because we were both smashed by the end, cackling away like a right pair of nutters!

Plus there were about 25 coke bottles on the table..I swear everyone thought it was the caffiene!


I reckon you inject them wine gums with vodka :wah: