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Korbin Dallas wrote: Granted, now you not only move like a cat. But you are a cat.

I wish someone hadn't stolen my jacket.


Presto your butter soft leather jacket was hiding under that ugly sweater you inherited from grand dad.

I wish I could shake this darn annoying cold..... ahhh chooooo

archergirl wrote: Granted, you're right as rain... oh no it started to rain!!

I wish I could leave work early...


Voila your boss granted your wish to leave early so you can make your dental appointment on time.

I wish that hurricane that blew through here had not touched down on my desk.

minks wrote: I wish that hurricane that blew through here had not touched down on my desk.
Granted. It touched down in your hair!



I wish I had time to soak in a hot tub.

archergirl wrote: Granted, but you forgot to put your moon boots on this morning, so no moon walking for you!



I wish I had a mini cooper.Granted you now babysit Alice Coopers little son, and daddy's coming to visit



I wish i had a Hummer.

archergirl wrote: LOL great pic, Der Wulf!!



Granted, you are now a world famous beekeeper, congratulations!



I wish i were 18 again...
Granted, me too.



I wish we were cruising in my old ford. :yh_blush :yh_eyebro

Der Wulf wrote: Granted, me too.



I wish we were cruising in my old ford. :yh_blush :yh_eyebro


Presto you are crusin in your old modle T down main street USA

I wish I could have erased my corrupt mind when I read Der wanted a Hummer

minks wrote: Presto you are crusin in your old modle T down main street USA



I wish I could have erased my corrupt mind when I read Der wanted a Hummer
Granted, you are now dull, boring, and collect for hari krishna



Iwish i coulda read Minks mind before she washed it :p :sneaky:

Der Wulf wrote: Granted, you are now dull, boring, and collect for hari krishna



Iwish i coulda read Minks mind before she washed it :p :sneaky:


Tah Dah.... you are the great Kreskin, you came you read you were mortified and refused to ever ever delve into anothers mind again.

I wish I didn't feel compelled to explain my thoughts on a Hummer

minks wrote: Tah Dah.... you are the great Kreskin, you came you read you were mortified and refused to ever ever delve into anothers mind again.



I wish I didn't feel compelled to explain my thoughts on a Hummer
Granted, your "confession" is accepted



I wish my pm in box would cool down :-2

Der Wulf wrote: Granted, your "confession" is accepted



I wish my pm in box would cool down :-2


Confession ... Me? Never!!!!

Poof, Mods banded together confirmed you were permanantly on Vacation and closed your PM in box indefinately.

I wish Der all the luck in getting a Hummer

granted

good luck at next months sock darning exhibition

I wish I could settle on an idea for a new tattoo (spent sat evening at the tattoo exhibition woooooo weeeee cool tattoos, freaky folks, but all in all it was neat.)

February_Stormz wrote: I wish I could walk the tight rope at the circus.
Granted. You're an ant. :yh_bigsmi



I wish it was 75 degrees out today.



(Kinda cool to see this thread reincarnated!!!)

BabyRider wrote: Granted. You're an ant. :yh_bigsmi



I wish it was 75 degrees out today.



(Kinda cool to see this thread reincarnated!!!)Granted. Shame you have no deodorant..:yh_hypno



I wish i had'nt just had that half bottle of wine!

Granted. The wine turns into winegums in your tummy and you put on 10lbs from all that extra sugar.



I wish I could meet Prince Andrew.

Granted...but he wants to steal your husband!

I wish I didn't have this hairdo anymore!

Granted. Now you look like Don King.

I wish I were taller.

Granted. Prince andrew will steal your husband as well.



I wish I was on a boat right now.

HEY ! :p

Nomad wrote: Granted. Prince andrew will steal your husband as well.



I wish I was on a boat right now.


Granted, but the owner named it the "titanic" for a reason

I wish I was some place tropical (hurricane free )

Granted---- Minks. . . Satan Satan. . . Minks

I wish I could draw like an artist

BAM! You are a preschool teacher and get to color and get drooled on all day!



I wish I had long hair and was skinny! (Can I have 2?:p )

JAb! Granted....but you will be fired on Monday! :p



I wish I could go to the Iowa State vs Iowa game on Saturday....

mominiowa wrote: JAb! Granted....but you will be fired on Monday! :p



I wish I could go to the Iowa State vs Iowa game on Saturday....


Granted but there will be 3 feet of snow on the ground with more falling.

I wish I could get todays work done by waving a magic wand.

Perfect- the wand has been waved but it accidently hit the ugly guy over in the next cubicle and he thinks your HOT!





I wish it wasn't 94 degrees out..........

mominiowa wrote: Perfect- the wand has been waved but it accidently hit the ugly guy over in the next cubicle and he thinks your HOT!





I wish it wasn't 94 degrees out..........


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you are too funny

ok granted sub zero temps so cold you can't take in any sporting events as you will turn in to a popsicle instantly.

I wish money grew on trees

Poof! Trees hell -it grows in your grass and your neighbor just MOWED for ya! :wah:



I wish I had a normal TEENAGER!

mominiowa wrote: Poof! Trees hell -it grows in your grass and your neighbor just MOWED for ya! :wah:



I wish I had a normal TEENAGER!


hahahaha I knew there were more reasons to hate those people

I wish the same about the teenager

Ok presto, um presto, errr presto....*no can compute* PRESTO..... warning warning, you are asking the impossible.......

I wish we could extend our summer longer here in these parts.

minks wrote:

I wish we could extend our summer longer here in these parts.


I wish I could shorten our summer, extend our fall, shorten the winter and extend the spring. I need money to grow on dirt.

Granted Monday is Summer, Tuesday and Wednesday is Fall, Thursday is Winter, Friday and Saturday is Spring and it changes every hour on Sunday.

Money grows in dirt but it's Confederate money.



I wish the stars were brighter

911 wrote: Granted Monday is Summer, Tuesday and Wednesday is Fall, Thursday is Winter, Friday and Saturday is Spring and it changes every hour on Sunday.

Money grows in dirt but it's Confederate money.



I wish the stars were brighter


Granted they are so bright they light up the night and you cain't sleep hehehehe

I wish teens understood reason.

Granted They understand reason but they're still unreasonable



I wish everyone was happy with each other

911 wrote: Granted They understand reason but they're still unreasonable



I wish everyone was happy with each other


Presto granted, but jealousy runs rampant.

I wish I could write some creative poem that expressed my feelings clearly and ended up being a brilliant piece of celebrated literature.

Granted But it is only read by Iraqi's and they celebrate by stoning you to death



I wish I could sing well enough so that the dogs didn't cry when they heard me

Granted not why are after your leg......

I wish I could stop laughing at your response prior to this ahahahaha

Ok

I wish it were just a wee bit easier to meet the monthy bill payments all the time.

dukeofearl wrote: watch you'r step


thats not how you play..........:-3

minks wrote: Granted not why are after your leg......

I wish I could stop laughing at your response prior to this ahahahaha

Ok

I wish it were just a wee bit easier to meet the monthy bill payments all the time.
GRANTED, but now you cant afford to buy that new car!

I wish i could open a bottle of Bud without feeling guilty about the calories.:-1

Granted - cuz I gave you a SELECT! (that was a nice thing...I couldn't think of anything negetive) LOL



I wish my BRONCOS would have smashed the FISH of Florida

mominiowa wrote: Granted - cuz I gave you a SELECT! (that was a nice thing...I couldn't think of anything negetive) LOL



I wish my BRONCOS would have smashed the FISH of Florida


Granted now millions have no fish for food either (feeling guilty yet)

I wish shipping Dangerous Goods was way easier than it is at this moment.

Gez Minks.. I told you not to be shipping those damn bombs around the country like that! What the HELL..........:wah:



Damn.......Now I can't think....hmmmmm



Ohhh I wish that I could be at 3 places at one time in about 30 minutes...

mominiowa wrote: Gez Minks.. I told you not to be shipping those damn bombs around the country like that! What the HELL..........:wah:



Damn.......Now I can't think....hmmmmm



Ohhh I wish that I could be at 3 places at one time in about 30 minutes...


Stop laughing at me and don't tell the world ok ahahahahaha hey that is scarey, we use connectors here that if in crisis the military needs them they can pull everything from our suppliers and we are S.O.L.

ok

so ummmm presto, a leg here, a head there and the rest of you in the 3rd place.

I wish I had a private office with a dooooooor

BAM! There is the door..Hitting you in the A$$ as you get canned......:-2 ..Oh wait--- here is another door....cuz it just closed and behind it is your boss and u, and you're :yh_monkey'in around...........hmmmmmmmmm then you get fired! :yh_rotfl :yh_tong2