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G#Gill;748803 wrote: I think I will just wear my everyday type of clothes - may solve a problem about loosing me knickers !! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


GILL WILL U BEHAVE U TART!

I AM COMING AS THE VIRGIN ANGEL...BECAUSE I AM SO PURE :yh_pray

G#Gill;748803 wrote: I think I will just wear my everyday type of clothes - may solve a problem about loosing me knickers !! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl




You are always too funny Gill:yh_rotfl

G#Gill;748803 wrote: I think I will just wear my everyday type of clothes - may solve a problem about loosing me knickers !! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl




Imagine having a body like that Gill....how do you stay so sexy:-4

Carolly;748807 wrote: GILL WILL U BEHAVE U TART!








Well I did toy with the idea of wearing this, but thought it may be a bit too revealing

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Kay !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am speechless. I've always wanted to meet a pure Aussie virgin!!!!!!!!!!!! AWESOME !!!!!!! Can I help polish yer halo, or line you up a cold tinnie????? WOW !!!!

G#Gill;748820 wrote:



Well I did toy with the idea of wearing this, but thought it may be a bit too revealing

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


WOW, Gill, This outfit even comes with Angelina Jolie lips:-6

:DWell if Kasthy is coming as Bette Davis, im coming as the Divine Bette Midler:D she always seems such fun:guitarist

G#Gill;748820 wrote:



Well I did toy with the idea of wearing this, but thought it may be a bit too revealing

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Oh gawd woman........we have now got the bleedin virgin kangeroo thats coming and a geriatric bleedin tart....................oh gawd I need a drink:-5:guitarist:p

A Bottle Of Scotch Would Be Nice Pam :d

AussiePam;748822 wrote: Kay !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am speechless. I've always wanted to meet a pure Aussie virgin!!!!!!!!!!!! AWESOME !!!!!!! Can I help polish yer halo, or line you up a cold tinnie????? WOW !!!!
PURE??????WHAT????? Seen more action that bleedin Mae West that one Pam......and about the same age:wah::wah::rolleyes:;)

kazalala;748824 wrote: :DWell if Kasthy is coming as Bette Davis, im coming as the Divine Bette Midler:D she always seems such fun:guitarist

Kaz sit down an behave please..........Ive got enough with the other drama queens......look you can come as her if you promise not to sing as me mate Liz dont like Bett as she reckons she tried to chat up.................oops sorry but Im sworn to secrecy;)

Carolly;748837 wrote: Kaz sit down an behave please..........Ive got enough with the other drama queens......look you can come as her

if you promise not to sing as me mate Liz dont like Bett as she reckons she tried to chat up.................oops sorry but Im sworn to secrecy;)


sooooo you have heard me sing:sneaky::guitarist:wah:

Oh Bum! i have lost Gill:-3 was talking to her on msn and she has dissappeared God knmows what she is up to:-2:rolleyes:

kazalala;748839 wrote: sooooo you have heard me sing:sneaky::guitarist:wah:
Yes dear.............dont leave yer day job ffs or youd go skint:wah::wah::p

kazalala;748840 wrote: Oh Bum! i have lost Gill:-3 was talking to her on msn and she has dissappeared God knmows what she is up toHOW LUCKY ARE YOU!!!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly;748843 wrote: HOW LUCKY ARE YOU!!!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


uh-oh shes back Carol... you better run :driving::wah:

kazalala;748846 wrote: uh-oh shes back Carol... you better run :driving::wah:
Im ard.......I aint scared of her...........anyway she wouldnt hurt me as beautiful ladies dont do fings like that;)...........oh gawd I fink Im gonna be sick........sorry ave to go>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Kathy Ellen;748823 wrote: WOW, Gill, This outfit even comes with Angelina Jolie lips:-6


wow you have great eyesight Kathy E.....:sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

Chezzie;748889 wrote: wow you have great eyesight Kathy E.....:sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:


I'm into that "Lip" thing Chez.....Eyes and lips are the first parts of the body that I look at....and then the rest...:wah:

Kathy Ellen;748897 wrote: I'm into that "Lip" thing Chez.....Eyes and lips are the first parts of the body that I look at....and then the rest...:wah:


me bad Kathy...was being vulgar and unladylike.....out of character I know and im sorry:D

Chezzie;748917 wrote: me bad Kathy...was being vulgar and unladylike.....out of character I know and im sorry:D:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl YER RIGHT!!!!

Dont look like any of the nutter birds are around...........prob all drunk somewhere:rolleyes:...........gawd Im sooooooooo glad I aint got no vices:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I don't know what I got up to at our last partee:o

I am limping around like a wounded emu atm.

Bloody foot is so sore.

To much pole dancing I guess.:sneaky:

mrsK;749277 wrote: I don't know what I got up to at our last partee:o

I am limping around like a wounded emu atm.

Bloody foot is so sore.

To much pole dancing I guessLook madam......I dont like having to tell you this but...........................na its just to bad.........I cant tell you what you got upto.......but put it like this.........yer a game old bird aint yer girl:wah::wah::rolleyes:;):p

Carolly;749289 wrote: Look madam......I dont like having to tell you this but...........................na its just to bad.........I cant tell you what you got upto.......but put it like this.........yer a game old bird aint yer girl:




plenty of life in this charcoal chicken yet:wah::-6

Kinks rushes back on board, looks over the side of the boat and can't spot Gill anywhere, but throws a ring over board just in case

kinks;749984 wrote: Kinks rushes back on board, looks over the side of the boat and can't spot Gill anywhere, but throws a ring over board just in case
Ere Kinks we got trouble...............that poxy thread I put up about bleedin knighthood.........well it seems some are jumping on the idea and want to be called LADY ffs.............what we gonna do...........Liz is gonna go mad!!!!!!!:rolleyes::-2

Carolly;749987 wrote: Ere Kinks we got trouble...............that poxy thread I put up about bleedin knighthood.........well it seems some are jumping on the idea and want to be called LADY ffs.............what we gonna do...........Liz is gonna go mad!!!!!!!:rolleyes::-2


oh don't you start, I just had Phil on the phone, didn't say anything, just laughed in a royal laughing type way.

Carolly;749987 wrote: Ere Kinks we got trouble...............that poxy thread I put up about bleedin knighthood.........well it seems some are jumping on the idea and want to be called LADY ffs.............what we gonna do...........Liz is gonna go mad!!!!!!!:rolleyes::-2


Here's what we do..*kinks leans in, and whispers in carols ear*

They want ot be called lady? so, you dig out that spell of yours (don't worry, i won't tell anyone you're a witch) and you just turn them all into dogs....Lady is quite a popular name for a female dog, chances are, they will end up with someone that will call them that

Sorry, but at 2:45am, couldn't think of anything better, will put my thinking cap on again tomorrow.... lol

lemon_and_mint;749988 wrote: oh don't you start, I just had Phil on the phone, didn't say anything, just laughed in a royal laughing type way.


Oh gawd Lady Lemon is here.............look dear I was having a quiet chat on me thread about knighthood and suddenly yer a bleedin lady..........now there all gonna want to be one.Imagine a Lady Chez ffs............the mind boggles.........look Phil wernt laughing........he cant have been...........he dont do laughing......so gawd knows what you were hearing woman:rolleyes::wah:

Carolly;749992 wrote: Oh gawd Lady Lemon is here.............look dear I was having a quiet chat on me thread about knighthood and suddenly yer a bleedin lady..........now there all gonna want to be one.Imagine a Lady Chez ffs............the mind boggles.........look Phil wernt laughing........he cant have been...........he dont do laughing......so gawd knows what you were hearing woman:rolleyes::wah:


aww gawd i bet the corgi has come along and breathed down the handset with his foot on the dialpad!:wah:

kinks;749991 wrote: Here's what we do..*kinks leans in, and whispers in carols ear*

They want ot be called lady? so, you dig out that spell of yours (don't worry, i won't tell anyone you're a witch) and you just turn them all into dogs....Lady is quite a popular name for a female dog, chances are, they will end up with someone that will call them that

Sorry, but at 2:45am, couldn't think of anything better, will put my thinking cap on again tomorrow.... lol
How can I let me mates be dogs..........as if any deserve the title of being called a dog...............gawd forbid!!!!:yh_rotfl

lemon_and_mint;749993 wrote: aww gawd i bet the corgi has come along and breathed down the handset with his foot on the dialpad!:wah:Look if you wanna be called a lady yer gotta be bleedin posh like me and you aint are yer:rolleyes::p

Carolly;749996 wrote: Look if you wanna be called a lady yer gotta be bleedin posh like me and you aint are yer:rolleyes::p


*takes deep breath*

The rine in spine sties minely on the pline.

The wau'er in majorka don' taste like wha' i' ou'er.

:-6

Ok then, stick a plank down their back, matchsticks up their noses and a silver spoon in their mouths....they might not look like much but at least they will walk and talk like one :wah:

Oh by the way, just want to say, i love your sig :-6

*balances piles of books on head and walks up and down

tries talking with books on head, steps forward, the rine in........steps again.........spine.............steps.............whoops.............bugger!!!

lemon_and_mint;749998 wrote: *takes deep breath*

The rine in spine sties minely on the pline.

The wau'er in majorka don' taste like wha' i' ou'er.

:-6
Look woman............sorry but how do I say this.........wellllllll.........yer just to bleedin common........unlike my good self of course...........if you want I will teach you how to be posh. from now on Im Lady Carol and you can be Lady Lemony but no bleedin effing an blinding and no bubble gum in bed at night ok:rolleyes::guitarist

*spits bubblegum into hand discreetly

kinks;750002 wrote: Ok then, stick a plank down their back, matchsticks up their noses and a silver spoon in their mouths....they might not look like much but at least they will walk and talk like one :wah:

Oh by the way, just want to say, i love your sig :-6Look Lemony is doing her Lady lessons ............gawd only knows what will happen if she takes it in her head to give Liz a cuddle finking there all Ladys together...........glad you like me new sig.......

doing her lady lessons????

I:eek:I most certainly am not!!!!!

lemon_and_mint;750009 wrote: *spits bubblegum into hand discreetly
And no putting the water from the toilet behind yer ears and telling people its toilet water ok!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes::D

This is better..........a nice big ship......loads of tasty sailors.........blimey that ones a big boy......fink I will have some smoked salmon and cream cheese on a piece of wholemeal bread......ahhhhhhh this is the life:rolleyes:;):):guitarist

Afternoon ..........ladies:sneaky::guitarist:p:-6

mrsK;750054 wrote: Afternoon ..........ladies:sneaky::guitarist:p:-6


Hi there MrsK, how are you? have you enjoyed your cleaning? :wah::-6

goodnight mrsk, bedtime now.goodnight all xxx

Night Madam....Sleep wellxxx

mrsK;750054 wrote: Afternoon ..........ladies:sneaky::guitarist:p:-6


Hope to chat when I wake up sweetheart,........just watch the sailors here as there woman mad ok;):rolleyes:

Hi Kinks,

No....I never enjoy house cleaning ,but it has to be done.

I don't have a maid so it is just me:p

At least it is all done & will be spick & span for when I get back from my trip next week.

I am off to the "big smoke" Sydney,for a few days,next week:-6:-6